Memorable Quotes from Nick Lawson
1 quoteInspector Gadget Goes Undercover at the Bar
Gadgetmobile
Okay, here we are.
Inspector Gadget
Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
Tough Guys
(stares at Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget
Hi, there, fellas.
Penny
Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
Monkey
(chattering)
Bartender
(spits out a germ and clean a cup then sees Inspector Gadget) What do you want?
Inspector Gadget
Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
Bartender
What'll you have?
Inspector Gadget
Nice tall glass of milk.
Bartender
Milk?
Inspector Gadget
I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
Penny
Hey, Brain. This way.
McKibble
Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
Brick
Ninja? Why did they call you that?
Ninja
Hi-ya.
Brick
I think I see why now.
McKibble
Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
Bartender
(gives Inspector Gadget a chocolate milk)
Inspector Gadget
(After drinking a chocolate milk) Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
Bartender
Anything Else I Can Get You.
Inspector Gadget
Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
Bartender
Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
Inspector Gadget
What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
Bartender
Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
Inspector Gadget
Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
Bartender
(grabs the grease in his fist and gets angry) Why, you…
Inspector Gadget
Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
Squint
So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?
McKibble
Immediately.
Penny
Did You Hear That, Brain?
Inspector Gadget
(Screaming) Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!
Gadgetmobile
(Snoring)
McKibble
(sees the cops coming) The Cops. Come on, This way.
Squint
Let's get out of here.
Minions
(shouting)
Brick
We can hide in my mom's house.
Inspector Gadget
(getting Punched by Tough Guys) Oh, I Can See You're Upset.
Bartender
Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!
Tough Guys
(Laughing, then Punch Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget
Oh, my head.
G2
(Walks in the bar and confronts the Tough Guys) Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
Bartender
Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
G2
Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
Inspector Gadget
Wowsers, she's Good.
Monkey
(Chattering)
Tough Guys
(got arrested and screaming as they got defeated)
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