Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri - Billboard Regulations and Humor in Conversation
Mildred Hayes:
Whistle on what ya can and can't say on a billboard? I assume it's ya can't say nothing defamatory, and ya can't say "fuck" "piss" or "cunt". That right?
Red Welby:
Or... "anus".
Mildred Hayes:
Well, I think I'll be alright then.
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Get Out - A Tense Departure from a Social Gathering
Jeremy Armitage:
Yo man, where are you going? The party is just starting.
Chris Washington:
I'm just putting the bags in the car, man.
Missy Armitage:
Would anyone like tea?
Chris Washington:
No I'm good. We're leaving, actually.
Missy Armitage:
Really? Why? Is there something wrong?
Rose Armitage:
His dog got really sick, so he has to be at the vet first thing in the morning.
Chris Washington:
Sorry.
Missy Armitage:
How terrible.
Chris Washington:
Rose, the keys.
Rose Armitage:
I'm looking.
Dean Armitage:
What is your purpose, Chris?
Chris Washington:
What?
Dean Armitage:
In life. What is your purpose?
Chris Washington:
Right now it's finding those keys.
Dean Armitage:
Fire. It is a reflection of our own mortality. We are born, we breathe and then we die.
Rose Armitage:
I'm looking.
Dean Armitage:
Even the sun will die someday. But we are divine. We are the gods trapped in cocoons.
Rose Armitage: [digging in her purse]
I don't know where they are.
Chris Washington:
Rose, give me those keys. Give me those keys! Rose, now, now! The keys!
Jeremy Armitage:
Whoa, be careful, bro.
Chris Washington:
What the fuck?
Jeremy Armitage:
I didn't do anything.
Chris Washington:
What the fuck is going on? Where are those keys, Rose?
Rose Armitage: [holds up the keys]
You know I can't give you the keys, right babe?
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