Memorable Quotes from Caleb Landry Jones
2 quotesBillboard Regulations and Humor in Conversation
Mildred Hayes
Whistle on what ya can and can't say on a billboard? I assume it's ya can't say nothing defamatory, and ya can't say "fuck" "piss" or "cunt". That right?
Red Welby
Or... "anus".
Mildred Hayes
Well, I think I'll be alright then.
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A Tense Departure from a Social Gathering
Jeremy Armitage
Yo man, where are you going? The party is just starting.
Chris Washington
I'm just putting the bags in the car, man.
Missy Armitage
Would anyone like tea?
Chris Washington
No I'm good. We're leaving, actually.
Missy Armitage
Really? Why? Is there something wrong?
Rose Armitage
His dog got really sick, so he has to be at the vet first thing in the morning.
Chris Washington
Sorry.
Missy Armitage
How terrible.
Chris Washington
Rose, the keys.
Rose Armitage
I'm looking.
Dean Armitage
What is your purpose, Chris?
Chris Washington
What?
Dean Armitage
In life. What is your purpose?
Chris Washington
Right now it's finding those keys.
Dean Armitage
Fire. It is a reflection of our own mortality. We are born, we breathe and then we die.
Rose Armitage
I'm looking.
Dean Armitage
Even the sun will die someday. But we are divine. We are the gods trapped in cocoons.
Rose Armitage
I don't know where they are.
[digging in her purse]
Chris Washington
Rose, give me those keys. Give me those keys! Rose, now, now! The keys!
Jeremy Armitage
Whoa, be careful, bro.
Chris Washington
What the fuck?
Jeremy Armitage
I didn't do anything.
Chris Washington
What the fuck is going on? Where are those keys, Rose?
Rose Armitage
You know I can't give you the keys, right babe?
[holds up the keys]
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