Memorable Quotes from Callum Keith Rennie
7 quotesDetective Halloran Questions Edgar Munson's Disappearance
Detective Halloran
Edgar Munson's in a fucking coma, how could he have just disappeared? He's still breathing.
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The Complexity of Friendship and Betrayal
Detective Halloran
We're good friends. I've put him away twice.
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Vampire Gene Experimentation Revealed
Hannibal King
Jesus Christ! What the fuck?!
[''Stands'']
Asher Talos
Good dog.
[''Picks up the dog'']
Hannibal King
What the fuck?!
Asher Talos
His name's ]. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species. Experimenting.
[[w:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]
Hannibal King
You made a goddamn vampire... Pomeranian?
Asher Talos
Yeah.
[''Hands Pac-Man to Jarko Grimwood'']
Jarko Grimwood
Precious, isn't he?
Hannibal King
Well, that depends who you ask, because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.
Jarko Grimwood
And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuckface?!
[''Kicks King'']
Hannibal King
Ow! I was talking... to her!
[''In an annoyed tone''; ''Points to Danica Talos'']
Danica Talos
Poor King. You look so... distraught! Asher, hand me that chair. You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough ] in your diet? Have you tried... Lake ]? ]?
[''Kicks him''; ''Sits in the chair and licks one of King's wounds''; [w:fatty acids|fatty acids; [w:Trout|Trout; [w:Mackerel|Mackerel]
Hannibal King
How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick?
Danica Talos
And how about everyone not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy. Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's planning?
Hannibal King
I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is... ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.
[''Whispers'']
Jarko Grimwood
Spit it out, ]!
[''Grabs King''; [w:LGBT slang#Slurs|you fucking fruitcake]
Hannibal King
All right! Fuck! I'll tell you about the weapon! It's a new flavor-crystal formula. Twice the chocolaty goodness, half the calories, plus it helps prevent tooth decay; there, I said it.
[''Grimwood releases him'']
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Tracking Nodes and Unlikely Alliances
Hannibal King
You're gonna be sorry you did that.
Asher Talos
Why? No one's coming for you, King Shit.
[''Kicks him'']
Hannibal King
Sure they are. See, when you join our club, you get all these groovy little door prizes. And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. That way, if one of us goes missing, the others check the satellite, which is in space, and presto: instant cavalry. You like that, huh? ].
[''Asher starts mockingly clapping''; [w:incest|Go fuck your sister]
Danica Talos
Okay, King. Where's this little "tracking node" of yours?
Hannibal King
It's in my left ass cheek. Fine. It's in my right ass cheek. Okay, seriously, now: it's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whiteys and see for yourself...
[Danica slaps him; Danica slaps him; Danica kicks him in the groin]
Danica Talos
Enough! It's not funny anymore.
Hannibal King
No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. See that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? It's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning systems, you cock-juggling thundercunt! Which means the fat lady... should be singing... right... about... now! Huh, this is awkward. Do you have a cell phone?
[''Asher and Danica both have trouble breathing, and Jarko coughs explosively''; ''Jarko coughs a fire ball''; nothing happens; ''Still nothing'']
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Detective Halloran's Burden of Guilt
Detective Halloran
PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE OF ME! INNOCENT PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF ME, I DID IT!
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Detective Halloran Questions a Shooting Incident
Detective Halloran
Okay, which one of you assholes shot him in the chest?
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Identity and Responsibility in Memento
Leonard Shelby
Who did this to you?
Dodd
You did!
[puzzled]
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