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Memorable Quotes from Cameron Diaz

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Confronting the Reality of Cancer
Sara Fitzgerald Oncology? But that's cancer.
Sisterly Conflict and Insults Unfold
Rose Feller I liked you... I really liked you. She won't even remember your name. Probably can't even spell it. Can you, Maggie? Come on, sound it out. Juh-imm. Jim. Oh, she's pretty, this one... but real stupid.
[to her sister]
Maggie Feller SHUT UP YOU FAT PIG!!
Rose Feller Did you honestly just say "Fat pig"? You're my sister...and the best you can do is "fat pig"? : GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!
[slams Maggie against the wall]
[starts sobbing]
Expressions of Love and Passion
Annie I love fucking you.
Jay I fucking love you.
The Dynamics of Relationships and Desire
Carly Whitten Between the two of us he has the perfect woman, what else would he need?
Kate King The one thing we're not giving him: sex.
Contrasting Forces: Healing and Depletion
Sara Fitzgerald The radiation, which ultimately put Kate into remission, worked its magic by wearing her down. Taylor Ambrose, a drug of an entirely different sort, worked his magic by building her up.
The Value of Shoes and Self-Expression
Maggie Feller Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too.
Rose Feller Please tell me you just made that up.
Maggie Feller Look, if you're not going to wear them... don't buy them! Leave them for someone who's going to get something out of them.
Rose Feller I get something out of them! When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit.
Misunderstanding About Missing Cash
Ella Hirsch Wrong dresser. It's in the sock drawer.
Ella Hirsch My cash. That's what you were looking for, right? That's what you want.
Maggie Feller No! God!
Ella Hirsch Oh, well. I guess after being absent for some 20-odd years I can't expect you to want to have a relationship with me. How much?
[sighs]
Maggie Feller How much what?
Ella Hirsch Money, Maggie! How much money were you hoping to get from me?
Maggie Feller ...I don't know.
Ella Hirsch Yes, you do.
Maggie Feller I want to go to New York. Maybe act. I think I'd be good at it.
Ella Hirsch Humph, clearly!... How much do you need?
Maggie Feller Three grand.
Ella Hirsch That you would not have found in the sock drawer... How much do you have?
Ella Hirsch I won't give you three-thousand dollars, but I'll do this; they need help down at the assisted living center. You get that job, stop loafing around here like a princess...
Ella Hirsch ... and I will match what you earn, penny for penny.
Maggie Feller ... You would do that?
[Maggie stares at her, shocked]
Maggie Feller ... Why?
Ella Hirsch Because I'm your Grandmother.
[sighs]
Justifying Marital Betrayal in Conversation
Carly Whitten You wrecked two marriages!
Lydia One of them was mine, so that doesn't count.
A Humorous Exchange About Vaginas
Rose Feller I don't know what's wrong with your girls. My Marcia never uses the word vagina!
Maggie Feller My Marcia doesn't even have a vagina!
Rose Feller Oh, My Marcia has a vagina alright, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold!
Maggie Feller My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum!
Carrying Love Within the Heart
Maggie Feller I carry your heart with me. I carry it in my heart. I am never without it. Anywhere I go, you go, my dear. And whatever is done by only me... is your doing, my darling. I fear no fate... for you are my fate, my sweet. I want no world, for, beautiful... you are my world, my true. Here is the deepest secret no one knows. Here is the root of the root... and the bud of the bud... and the sky of the sky of a tree called life... which grows higher than the soul can hope... or mind can hide. It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.
Reflecting on Lost Innocence and Happiness
Sara Fitzgerald It's hard to imagine now, that there was a time before all this happened, when the kids were just kids and everyone was happy
A Mother's Determination to Save Her Child
Sara Fitzgerald I'm not going to let her die. You know that, right?
Emotional Support in Difficult Conversations
Carly Whitten I can't talk to you until you stop crying.
Kate King I want to. Let me just... I'm sorry. I just am sad.
[muffled crying]
Carly Whitten Then cry on the inside like a winner.
Confronting Betrayal and Deception in Relationships
Carly Whitten You slept with him, didn't you? One night and you went right back to being a Stepford.
Excitement in the Face of Danger
Natalie Cook Killer, huh? I just got so excited. When it's big like that I just love to ride it hard and rough.
A Mixed Experience on a Date
Carly Whitten Sorry. I'm usually a fun date. I am.
Phil I'm having fun.
Phil Not a lot of it, but some.
Desperation in a Confined Space
Lotte Schwartz Help! He's locking me in a cage!
Embracing the Art of Losing
Maggie Feller The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seem... f... filled... with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every day. Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. The art of losing isn't hard to master. I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. Even losing you... the joking voice, a gesture I love... I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like... Write it!... like disaster.
Confronting infidelity with humor and sarcasm
Carly Whitten If we find anymore mistresses I'm going to have to send her to rehab.
Discussion on Pet Ownership Limitations
Kate King Can we keep her?
[referring to Amber]
Carly Whitten No, we can't keep her. We already have a dog at home.
Independence and Responsibility in Relationships
Rose Feller I think you should get a job so you don't have to mooch off me for everything.
Maggie Feller What are you talking about? I just got us two rounds of drinks.
Rose Feller No, Cuervo Carl got the drinks and only because he's hoped you'd sleep with him.
Maggie Feller Well, I didn't.
Rose Feller You need a job Maggie.
Maggie Feller I'll get one, When im ready.
Rose Feller There's a whole world out there that has nothing to do with sex you know.
Maggie Feller What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Complicated Relationships and Misunderstandings
Carly Whitten Also, what is up with your insanely hot brother?
Kate King No! You can't have my husband and my brother! That's being very greedy!
Carly Whitten I'm not being greedy, you're being greedy.
Kate King What?
Carly Whitten He's your brother, what are you going to do with him?
Pursuit of Personal Identity and Actualization
Lotte Schwartz Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.
Questioning the Presence of Hair Gel
Mary Jensen Is that... is that hair gel?
The Complexity of Sibling Relationships
Rose Feller Why can't I just stay mad at you?
Maggie Feller Because we're a pair. Like... ].
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Rose Feller They broke up.
Maggie Feller But they remained quite close.
Carrying love within oneself
Maggie Feller It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.