Cameron RichardsonQuotes

Ian: [In his car, believing he still has the Chipmunks] Hey, if you guys behave, maybe I'll let you call me "Uncle Ian" again. Deal?

Alvin doll: Hola, me llamo Alvin, y yo quiero una Hula-Hoop. (Translation: Hi, I'm Alvin, and I want a hula-hoop.)

Ian: [looks to the carrier, realizes the Chipmunks are gone] ¡Madre de Dios! (Translation: Mother of God.) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Dave: Claire.

Claire: Hey.

Dave: Come on in!

Alvin: [leaning on a bottle of champagne, wearing his "A" cap] Well, hel-lo, Clarina!

Claire: [to the chipmunks] Hi, guys.

Dave: I hope you like toaster waffles.

Alvin: And, for US classy chipmunks, a BIT of the bubbly.

Claire: [surprised] Oohhh!

Alvin: [while struggling to uncork a bottle; the cork comes loose and goes flying...; ...then the cork smashes into the glass on a China cabinet; giggles nervously] Stupid...cork...DOESN'T-- Whoa! Yikes! Oops.

Dave: [after a short pause, calmly] Not gonna say it.

Alvin: Uh-oh!

Simon: Good grief.

Claire: Are you still not gonna say it?

Dave: [smiles] Nope!

Dave: [shocked, before the scene fades to black] I'm gonna say it. ALVIN!!!!!!

Alvin: [last line, offscreen] OKAY!

David Seville: Well, this is going to sound really strange.

Claire: No games, no fooling around.

David Seville: The truth?

Claire: Please I'm begging you.

David Seville: ... My life is being sabotaged by talking chipmunks.

Claire: [In disbelief; leaves] You know what?

David Seville: I'm not crazy, I swear.

Claire: You haven't changed at all.

David Seville: [closes door, goes to his room] Wait Claire don't go, I- I can explain... Chipmunks.

Alvin: [knocking on door, offscreen] You should have kissed her, Dave! She wanted you!

Simon: [offscreen] Alvin, you're not helping.

Alvin: [offscreen] Aw, don't give up, Dave.

David Seville: Go away! Leave me alone.

Theodore: [offscreen] Dave, would you like a cookie?

Alvin: Is it me, or was he a little mad?

Simon: Oh. Hmm. Hmm. I wonder. Is Dave mad? Yes!

Theodore: He really did have garlic breath.

Simon: Yeah, well-played, guys.

Alvin: Idea! Ding-ding-ding-ding! Who has cab fare?

David Seville: [Makes a box with waffles and punches holes in the top, presumably to put the chipmunks in. He writes an attempt letter; crumbles the paper and throws it on the floor. He notices the Chipmunks are missing and looks for them outside his house] Dear fellas. I'm sorry, but this isn't really working out. I don't know what made me think I can handle you guys when I can barely manage my own life. You should go back to your real home in the forest. It's what's best for all of us. I'm sorry it has to be this way. But-- Guys? Simon, Theodore? Guys? Alvin. Alvin!

Ian: [glances outside his mansion; the Chipmunsk sneak into Ian's mansion; Ian sees no one's here; closes the door and heads back to the stairs, but is startled by the Chimpunks' singing] Hello?...Hello? Kids.

Chipmunks: [a capella as they appear in front of Ian] ♪Christmas, Christmas time is here / Time for toys and time for cheer / We can hardly stand the wait / Please Christmas, don't be late!♪

Ian: [amazed with a smile] Welcome to Jett Records.

David Seville: [shows his presentation board] Uh, guys? What's this about?

Simon: Obviously, Theodore's butt.

Theodore: W-We told you we colored.

David Seville: On my presentation boards?! You got me fired!

Theodore: [David turns off the TV] Oh. We didn't know. We're sorry, Dave.

David Seville: [sees his clothes laid on kitchen floor] Oh, you're sorry? That's fantastic! "Sorry" doesn't get my job back, now, does it, Theodore? Why are my clothes all over the place?

Simon: We used them to mop up the water. Good idea, right?

David Seville: Oh, my God, Theodore, did you just...?

Theodore: Um... um...

Simon: It's a raisin, Dave.

David Seville: Prove it.

Simon: Mmm-hmm!

David Seville: [Simon spits out the poop that looks like a raisin] Okay, you got me. Look, I wanna talk to all of you guys. Where's Alvin? Alvin?

Simon: [to Theodore, sternly] You owe me big-time.

David Seville: Alvin!!!

Alvin: There's this new thing. It's called knocking'!

David Seville: Get out!

Alvin: I'm waiting for the rinse cycle!

David Seville: Out!

Alvin: Whoa, whoa, I'm taking a shower here!

David Seville: You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever, guess what? Today would be at the top of the list!

Alvin: And it's still early!

David Seville: [sighs] Clam it, sudsy! Okay, guys, let me just put it to you like this, okay? I have no job, no career, my house is always a mess, thank you very much...

Claire: [Answering Machine Beeps] Hi, Dave. It's Claire Wilson. And why did I just say my last name? That was weird. I guess I'm just a little nervous about coming over for dinner.

David Seville: Dinner!

Claire: So, yeah. I'm gonna hang up now. I'll be there at 7. Okay. Bye.

David Seville: That's half an hour!

Theodore: Who's Claire?

Simon: Claire is Dave's mate. Ooh-la-la.

David Seville: She is not my mate. She's my ex-mate. Okay, this is great.

Simon: Dave. Dave, relax. You just go get the food. We'll take care of the rest. All right?

David Seville: No, why am I having a hard time believing you?

Alvin: That hurts, Dave. That really hurts.

Simon: Yeah, we're all in this together, Dave.

Theodore: Like a family.

David Seville: No, not like a family.

Alvin: Tick-tock, Dave. Better bust a move.

David Seville: [Alvin chuckles] Right.