Memorable Quotes from Charisma Carpenter
1 quoteComplicated Love and Loyalty Among Friends
Barney Ross
Christmas, my friend. Please tell me you ain't going through with this.
Lee Christmas
Course I am. Look at that girl. Who wouldn't marry her?
Barney Ross
She cheated on you.
Lee Christmas
It was a half-cheat.
Barney Ross
Which is?
Lee Christmas
The other side of a half-truth. The facts are murky.
Barney Ross
Murky. I hate to break it to you pal, but your girlfriend over there a the world-class cheating gene.
Lee Christmas
I should stab you in the heart.
Barney Ross
Too late.
[''Lee's wife comes over'']
Lee Christmas
You know, I used to think you had a black heart. Black is too colorful.
Lacy
Promise not to keep my baby way for so long?
[''To Barney'']
Barney Ross
Cross my heart.
[''Gets up to sit at a table with other colleagues'']
Lee Christmas
If he had one.
Hale Caesar
Look whose lost in space.
[''Referring to Barney'']
Gunnar Jensen
Got a pen?
[''Barney takes out elaborately decorated pen'']
Lee Christmas
Hey, you got anything that doesn't have skulls on it?
Barney Ross
Matter of fact, I don't.
Gunnar Jensen
]'s ], only I made it better.
[''Writes out physics equation on napkin and holds it up''; [w:Albert Einstein|Einstein; [w:Special relativity|Theory of Special Relativity; ''Blows nose in napkin'']
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