Charisma CarpenterQuotes

Barney Ross: Christmas, my friend. Please tell me you ain't going through with this.

Lee Christmas: Course I am. Look at that girl. Who wouldn't marry her?

Barney Ross: She cheated on you.

Lee Christmas: It was a half-cheat.

Barney Ross: Which is?

Lee Christmas: The other side of a half-truth. The facts are murky.

Barney Ross: Murky. I hate to break it to you pal, but your girlfriend over there a the world-class cheating gene.

Lee Christmas: I should stab you in the heart.

Barney Ross: [''Lee's wife comes over''] Too late.

Lee Christmas: You know, I used to think you had a black heart. Black is too colorful.

Lacy: [''To Barney''] Promise not to keep my baby way for so long?

Barney Ross: [''Gets up to sit at a table with other colleagues''] Cross my heart.

Lee Christmas: If he had one.

Hale Caesar: [''Referring to Barney''] Look whose lost in space.

Gunnar Jensen: [''Barney takes out elaborately decorated pen''] Got a pen?

Lee Christmas: Hey, you got anything that doesn't have skulls on it?

Barney Ross: Matter of fact, I don't.

Gunnar Jensen: [''Writes out physics equation on napkin and holds it up''; [w:Albert Einstein|Einstein; [w:Special relativity|Theory of Special Relativity; ''Blows nose in napkin''] ]'s ], only I made it better.