Ghost World - Comedian's Peculiar Life and Its Perception
Rebecca: [turns up the volume on her television, which is showing an odd-looking man performing stand-up comedy]
Oh, it's that comedian I was telling you about.
Joey McCobb: [on the TV]
...I still live with my mother people think I'm peculiar.
Rebecca:
He's the absolute worst.
Joey McCobb:
So what if she's been dead for fifteen years?
Rebecca:
See? That's barely even a joke.
Joey McCobb:
Well, it's like I always say—take my life... please.
TV announcer:
Joey McCobb, the weirdest man in show business.
Enid: [[w:Nike, Inc.|Nikes; switches the TV off]
If he's so weird, how come he's wearing ]? Joey McCobb is our god.
Rebecca:
I want to do him.
Enid:
I bet. Actually, he kind of reminds me of that one guy you went out with, Larry. God, what look was he going for, a gay tennis player from the 40s?
Rebecca:
Fuck you.
Enid:
You dated him.
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