Charles Schneider Biography
Charles Schneider was born on February 19, 1960 in Evanston, Illinois, USA. He is an actor and writer, known for Ghost World (2001), Zodiac (2007), and Alien Abduction (2005).
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Comedian's Peculiar Life and Its Perception
Rebecca: [turns up the volume on her television, which is showing an odd-looking man performing stand-up comedy]
Oh, it's that comedian I was telling you about.
Joey McCobb: [on the TV]
...I still live with my mother people think I'm peculiar.
Rebecca:
He's the absolute worst.
Joey McCobb:
So what if she's been dead for fifteen years?
Rebecca:
See? That's barely even a joke.
Joey McCobb:
Well, it's like I always say—take my life... please.
TV announcer:
Joey McCobb, the weirdest man in show business.
Enid: [[w:Nike, Inc.|Nikes; switches the TV off]
If he's so weird, how come he's wearing ]? Joey McCobb is our god.
Rebecca:
I want to do him.
Enid:
I bet. Actually, he kind of reminds me of that one guy you went out with, Larry. God, what look was he going for, a gay tennis player from the 40s?
Rebecca:
Fuck you.
Enid:
You dated him.
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