Memorable Quotes from Chevy Chase
67 quotesIdentity Confusion in Vegas Vacation
Clark Griswold
His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!
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Anticipating the Arrival of Wildlife
Andy Farmer
Cue the deer.
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Griswold Reflects on Timelessness of Experience
Clark Griswold
Oh the hills are alive with the sound of Griswold/this shit's been around for a very long time.
[singing]
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Mr. Lamb Fries Introduction
Andy Farmer
Call me Mr. Lamb Fries!
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The Burden of Debt and Consequences
Dr. Farthing
What I don’t understand is, when you owe a bookie a lot of money, and he, say, blows off one of your toes, you still owe him the money. Doesn’t seem fair to me. Especially when he’s gonna kill me in four days anyway.
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Clark Griswold's Take on Keno
Clark Griswold
Oh, Keno! This is easy.
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Unexpected Outcomes in Planning Strategies
Dusty Bottoms
Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo's fortress.
Carmen
And that you have done, now what?
Dusty Bottoms
Well we really dont have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things.
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A Test of Trust and Temptation
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?
Test Monitor
Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test?
Emmett Fitz-Hume
What do you think?
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Clark Griswold's Traffic Circle Observation
Clark Griswold
(The car is stuck in a traffic circle) Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament.
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Beverage Order on a Flight
Stewardess
Can I get you anything to drink?
Clark Griswold
Honey? I guess I'll have a Coke.
Stewardess
Do you want that in the can?
Clark Griswold
No, I'll have it right here.
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A Reflection on Timeless Human Achievements
Clark Griswold
Take a last look kids, At one of man's most curious creations, built to stand the test of time and the elements, the war, you name it, A thing of glory for a million in future generations to see, and we were here.
[about Stonehenge]
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Confession of an American Agent
Emmett Fitz-Hume
All right! All right, I'm an American agent!
[trying to buy time by making something up]
Russian Interrogator #2
And...?
Emmett Fitz-Hume
And? And... uhh... they... they sent me here t-to assassinate your Premier!
Russian Interrogator #2
I knew it! Pay up, comrade!
Russian Interrogator #1
unimpressed] Let's cut his fingers off anyway.
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Concerns About Dating Expectations and Reciprocity
Emmett Fitz-Hume
My objective? Well I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner and then she won't put out for you.
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Confronting Marital Betrayals in Funny Farm
Elizabeth Farmer
I'm willing to conceive that our marriage has been just a series of mutual betrayals! I know it! YOU know it! Even Yellow Dog knows it!
Andy Farmer
I know it and you know it! Yellow Dog doesn't even know what town he's in!
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Desire for Diverse Cuisine
Dusty Bottoms
Do you have anything besides Mexican food?
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Unexpected Encounter in a European Vacation
Ellen Griswold
Look back there!
Clark Griswold
Yeah, it's a hooker...
Ellen Griswold
Look who she's with!
Clark Griswold
Russell Griswold!
Rusty Griswold
Oink-Oink my good man.
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From Novelist to Sportswriter: A Personal Reflection
Andy Farmer
As a novelist, I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter.
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Embracing the Art of Deception
Andy Farmer
Being a fake is what I do best.
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Clark's Excitement Over Unique Casino Games
Clark Griswold
Eddie, This is great! They don't have any of these games at the Mirage.
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Questioning Paraguayans and Government Subsidies
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Are there any Paraguayans here? Well, of course, their requests for subsidies was not Paraguayan in and of it is as it were the United States government would never have if the president, our president, had not and as far as I know that's the way it will always be. Is that clear?
[subtle laugh from the reporters]
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Anticipating a Big Win
Clark Griswold
Hard six coming out.
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Request for Tent Borrowing
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Can I borrow your tent?
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Communication Breakdown Amidst Impending Crisis
Larraby
I told you not to call me unless the world was going to end.
Dr. Grant
I don't know about the world ending, but we've been tracking a pan-dimensional anomaly that seems to be moving toward our time-space continuum.
Larraby
Dr. Grant, I speak Greek, not geek.
Dr. Grant
Let me put it this way. Concussion is still alive, and he's coming back.
Larraby
He was destroyed.
Dr. Grant
Nope.
Larraby
We were there. We both saw it.
Dr. Grant
Nope.
Larraby
The time has come. I'm reactivating the Zenith program. Find me some kids. Misfits, outcasts, weirdos. Gimme that file. Zoom is the only one who can train them. Now get to Long Beach, find him, evaluate his condition, and bring back here.
[Dr. Grant hands him Jack's file; walks away]
Dr. Grant
You know he won't cooperate.
[referring to Jack]
Larraby
You won the Nobel Prize, doctor. You'll think of something.
[walks away again]
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Explaining the Queen's Role in Humor
Clark Griswold
Aw, there's Buckingham Palace, kids, that's where the Queen lives and works.
Audrey Griswold
What does she do?
Clark Griswold
She queens. And she vacuums.
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Questioning Truth in Critical Moments
Alice
You're not going to give me some bullshit that you're dying, are you?
Emmett Fitz-Hume
No... not now.
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Debate on Superpowers and Singing Skills
Cindy Collins
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P...
[singing]
Jack Shepard
Stop that! You're singing the alphabet. That-That's not-That's not a power. And your voice is average, it's not super.
Cindy Collins
It is too super.
[throws the table]
Dr. Grant
Get another table in here please, right away.
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Embracing Unconventional Family Travel Dynamics
Ellen Griswold
Clark, why don't we just forget the "Pig-in-a-Poke" itinerary, and just play it by ear, like normal people?
Clark Griswold
Honey, we're not normal people. We're the Griswolds.
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Discussion of Money and Currency
Ty Webb
We're talking mucho dinero, and probably some American money too.
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Miscommunication in a Crisis Situation
Austin Millbarge
Find a rock! Go the SatScram terminal! Smash that thing!
Emmett Fitz-Hume
It's broken.
[Fitz-Hume smashes terminal]
Austin Millbarge
Bring it here.
Austin Millbarge
Not the rock.
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Countdown to Catastrophe and Dark Humor
Austin Millbarge
They're saying it'll be 28 minutes before the rocket detonates above it's target, somewhere inside the continental United States. Let's see, 28 minutes, that's 18 until it's inside the US radar cup, figure 2 for our response, say 20 until total commitment, I figure, 20-22 until the first impact of our retaliatory strike. I figure we have 42 minutes until the end of civilization as we know it.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
You uh - want to go out with a bang?
[to Karen]
Karen Boyer
I beg your pardon?
Emmett Fitz-Hume
It was just an idea.
Karen Boyer
You know, if we were sitting in a bar, I'd throw a drink right in your face. But, under the circumstances, it's not such a bad idea.
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Unexpected Delays and Disappointing Inheritances
Emmett Fitz-Hume
I'm sorry I'm late; I had to attend the reading of a will. I had to stay till the very end, and I found out I received nothing... broke my arm.
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Bathroom Timing Disagreement Between Friends
Austin Millbarge
I gotta take a leak. You should go too.
[trying to speak alone with Fitz-Hume]
Emmett Fitz-Hume
What are you my mother? Don't you think I'm capable of determining my own time to go to the bathroom?
Austin Millbarge
So, isn't now one of those times?
Emmett Fitz-Hume
No.
Austin Millbarge
You mean you don't feel a certain degree of urgent pressure on the inner wall of your bladder, now, right at this moment?
Emmett Fitz-Hume
No, I'm fine!
Austin Millbarge
Well... wouldn't you feel more comfortable being fully relieved of any excess fluids that might be building up immediately, now?
Emmett Fitz-Hume
I gotta take a wizz?
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Cultural Misunderstanding in a Different City
Rusty Griswold
Who was it that said when in Rome do as the Romans do?
Clark Griswold
That was Rome not Paris. This is Paris and you're drunk.
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Facing Fear with Courage and Resolve
Ned Nederlander
Tell us we will die like dogs.
[whispers]
El Guapo
You will die like dogs!
Dusty Bottoms
No, we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions!
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Understanding Alter Egos in Conversation
Jack Shepard
Cindy, what are you wearing?
Cindy Collins
It's my alter eggo.
Jack Shepard
You mean your "alter ego"?
Cindy Collins
I'm a princess.
Jack Shepard
Cindy, you're not a princess.
Cindy Collins
But I look pretty.
Jack Shepard
Yeah, but pretty girls don't have any real friends and they never get any respect. I mean, take Miss Holloway for instance.
Marsha Holloway
Hey.
Dr. Grant
Scatter.
[Cindy throws the 2.5-ton object]
Jack Shepard
Nice toss, Cindy. Yeah, really good. Why don't you get a juice box and, uh, and a Rice Krispy treat?
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A Finger for Every Minute of Silence
Russian Interregator #2
Every minute you don't tell us why you are here, I cut off a finger.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Mine or yours?
Russian Interregator #2
Yours.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Damn!
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Tequila Confusion Among Three Amigos
Bartender
We don't have no beer, just tequila.
Ned Nederlander
What's tequila?
Bartender
...It's like beer...
Dusty Bottoms
Is it fattening?
Bartender
...Fat-ten-ing?
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Critique of Writing Expertise
Andy Farmer
You don't know a damn thing about writing! You're a goddamn schoolteacher, not an editor!
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Costly Decisions in a New Adventure
Andy Farmer
This is going to cost us a fortune.
[Andy and Elizabeth are showing Redbud to prospective buyers Bud and Betsy after hiring the town to "act normal"]
Elizabeth Farmer
The fifty-dollar bonus was YOUR idea.
Andy Farmer
Little slice of heaven, isn't it, Bud?
[smiling]
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Family Misunderstandings in European Vacation
Clark Griswold
There it is, kids. My mother's land.
Rusty Griswold
Dad, Grandma's from Chicago.
Clark Griswold
Shut up, Russ.
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Unconventional Proposal for Poison Removal
Capt. Tom Everett
If I pull the arrow out, will you p-please s-suck out the poison?
Ty Webb
Let me get this straight. You pull it out, I suck. Is there any money in it for me?
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Questioning Their Actions
Emmett Fitz-Hume
What did she say?
[after launching the missile]
Austin Millbarge
She wants to know why we'd do such a thing.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Tell her so do we.
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The Risks of Poison-Dipped Darts
Ty Webb
You know I'm always shooting myself with one of those poison-dipped, crossbow darts. I don't know why they don't put a warning on those things.
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Seeking a Plan Amidst Chaos
Austin Millbarge
We need a plan.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Let's play dead.
Austin Millbarge
Show some balls, man!
Emmett Fitz-Hume
I think it's too late to try and impress them. Alright; Stop right there... and I'll bring back the sun. Okay... This is my sister. You can all have her. I hear she's very good.
[beat; Fitz-Hume shows a picture from his wallet]
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Miscommunication in a Foreign Language
Emmett Fitz-Hume
What's she saying?
Austin Millbarge
H... hair... hairbrush... headrest...
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Jesus, where did you learn your Russian? ]?
[[w:JCPenney|JCPenney]
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Misunderstanding Language in Family Conversations
Clark Griswold
What are we looking for?
Audrey Griswold
Sechs (pronounced sex) Dad.
Clark Griswold
That'll do Audrey.
Rusty Griswold
Dad that's German for six.
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Struggles in Finding Opportunities
Austin Millbarge
It's... "]" by the ].
[Faint music plays in the distance by the missile; [w:Soul Finger|Soul Finger; [w:Bar-Kays|Bar-Kays]
Emmett Fitz-Hume
They must be havin a hard time getting gigs.
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Accusation of dishonesty during a snow day
Tom Brandston
First one, my butt! Liar!! Liar!!
[throwing snowballs at a billboard of Chad Symmonz]
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Disillusionment in the Pursuit of Dreams
Andy Farmer
We came to Redbud filled with hopes and dreams of a better life. And basically, we've seen those hopes and dreams crushed and battered before our very eyes.
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Family Crisis During European Trip
Clark Griswold
Get in.
Rusty Griswold
What Happened?
Audrey Griswold
Oh, not much. Mom's been kidnapped.
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Clark's Nonchalant Comment on a Birthmark
Clark Griswold
That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.
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Understanding a New Term in Conversation
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Did you hear that?
Austin Millbarge
Yeah. It's a dickfer.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
What's a dickfer?
Austin Millbarge
To pee with.
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Unexpected Intelligence in Unlikely Places
Austin Millbarge
They do seem to be headed in that general direction. Maybe your dick's not so dumb.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
It got me through high school.
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Dreams of Wealth and Adventure
Dusty Bottoms
Hey, Lucky, what are you gonna do with your share of the money?
Lucky Day
A car. A big, shiny silver car. I'll drive all over Hollywood. Show Flugleman a thing or two. What about you?
[thinks]
Dusty Bottoms
New York. Maybe Paris. Champagne. Parties. I'll be a big shot for a while.
Lucky Day
Yeah.
Dusty Bottoms
How about you, Ned?
Ned Nederlander
I'm gonna start a foundation to help homeless children.
Dusty Bottoms
That occurred to me to do that at one point, too.
[he and Lucky realize how selfless that is compared to their ideas]
Lucky Day
Well, I meant that I would do that first, and then I would get a big shiny car.
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Navigating Road Rules Abroad
Ellen Griswold
Clark, you're on the wrong side of the road.
Clark Griswold
Yes I know, honey, I'm also on the wrong side of the car.
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A Playful Exchange About Banks
Clark Griswold
There's the left bank kids. I bet you can't guess what bank is on the right.
Rusty Griswold
The Bank of America.
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Unexpected Consequences of a Travel Mishap
Clark Griswold
My pen burst. (after hotel employee notices Clark's arm is blue from falling in the plane's toilet)
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A Lesson in Interrogation Techniques
Russian Interrogator #1
Why are you here?
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Owww... and let that be a lesson to you.
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Clark's Excitement Over FDA Approval
Clark Griswold
It's my long-life food preservative. The FDA finally approved it!
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Cousin Advice from Clark Griswold
Clark Griswold
Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Rus.
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Repetitive Greetings Among Characters
Dr. Imhaus
Doctor.
Austin Millbarge
Doctor.
Dr. Imhaus
Doctor.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Doctor.
Dr. Marston
Doctor.
Austin Millbarge
Doctor.
Dr. Marston
Doctor.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Doctor.
Karen Boyer
Doctor.
Austin Millbarge
Doctor.
Karen Boyer
Doctor.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Doctor!
[amorously]
Jerry Hadley
Doctor.
Austin Millbarge
Doctor.
Jerry Hadley
Doctor.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
And...Doctor.
Austin Millbarge
We're not doctors.
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Understanding History Through Generations
Clark Griswold
Yeah country's eons old kids, that's centuries to you and me.
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Cultural Misunderstanding in European Vacation
Clark Griswold
Hello, my family and I were looking for sex.
German Neighbor
Schweinhund!
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A Haircut Comparison Between Father and Son
Rusty Griswold
That's it! That's what I want my hair to look like dad!
Clark Griswold
Oh Rusty you don't want to look like a rooster do you?
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Curiosity Meets Caution in Unexpected Exchange
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Hey! What's this?
[catches a grenade]
Austin Millbarge
You don't want it!
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Questioning the Identity of the Characters
Austin Millbarge
They aren't doctors.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
What do you mean?
Austin Millbarge
That metal case she was packing on her horse.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Well, what about it?
Austin Millbarge
It's a Sat Scrambler Terminal - sophisticated system for sending, scrambling, receiving and unscrambling satellite messages.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
So, she's a sophisticated woman.
Austin Millbarge
It's a highly classified piece of intelligence hardware.
Emmett Fitz-Hume
So, she's a high class, intelligent piece!
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Desire for Knowledge and Mulch
Clark Griswold
...and he want's to enter that garden, with a knowledge, and a mulch...
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