Memorable Quotes from Chris Farley
5 quotesMisunderstanding of Identity and Capability
Haru
Haru, you are truly the Great White Ninja. (Finds out henchmen heard him say that) Did I say "ninja"? I meant "ninny." "Haru, you are such a ninny.
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Declaration of the Great White Ninja
Haru
I am the great white ninja.
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Contrast of Darkness and Achievement
Haru
The blackness of my belt is as black as inside of a coffin on a moonless night.
Joey
That's pretty nice, man.
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Humorous observation about fashion and furniture
Haru
Nice jacket, who shot the couch? (Laughter)
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A Unique Disguise for Assistance
Haru
I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to help you.
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