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About
Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.
Theatrical
Jan 17, 1997
Box Office
$31.5M
Budget
$18.0M
Return
1.7x
DVD / Blu-ray
Mar 6, 2001
Theaters
1
Director
Writers
Producers
Music
Studio
Motion Picture Corporation of America, TriStar Pictures
Quotes
See all →Contrast of Darkness and Achievement
Haru
The blackness of my belt is as black as inside of a coffin on a moonless night.
Joey
That's pretty nice, man.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Urgent Warning About a Bomb
Allison Page
There's no time! There's a bomb in here!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Cast
Full credits →C
Chris Farley
Haru
N
Nicollette Sheridan
Allison Page / Sally Jones
R
Robin Shou
Gobei
N
Nathaniel Parker
Martin Tanley
C
Chris Rock
Joey
S
Soon-Tek Oh
Sensei
K
Keith Cooke
Nobu
F
François Chau
Izumo
D
Dale Ishimoto
Old Japanese Man
D
Daming Chen
Head Kobudosai
B
Burt Bulos
Mr. Ozaru
T
Tom Bailey
Billy's Dad
J
Jason Tobin
Busboy
R
Richard Kline
Driver
C
Curtis Blanck
Billy
K
Kevin Farley
Policeman
J
John Farley
Policeman
N
Nathan Jung
Fisherman
W
Will Sasso
Chet Walters (uncredited)
A
Anna Mathias
Female Traveler
