Kinsey - Unexpected First Sexual Experience Revealed
Wardell Pomeroy:
How old were you when you first engaged in sexual activity with a partner?
Research Subject:
14.
Wardell Pomeroy:
How?
Research Subject:
With horse.
Wardell Pomeroy:
How often were you having intercourse with animals at age 14?
Research Subject: [''stunned'']
It's true. I fucked a pony. You are genius. How did you know?
Wardell Pomeroy:
You just said you had... "sex with horse.
Research Subject:
Nooo... Whores, not horse. WHORES.
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The Three Musketeers - Amidst Chaos, a Toast to Life
D'Artagnan:
They're shooting at us!
Porthos: [Stands up with a foaming bottle]
Champagne?
Athos:
We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos!
Porthos: [Goes back down to find a bottle of wine]
You're right. Something red.
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The Three Musketeers - Conflict Timing Among the Musketeers
Porthos:
Athos, you cannot fight this boy.
Athos:
Why not?
Porthos:
I'm fighting him.
D'Artagnan:
Not until one o'clock.
Aramis:
I have a duel with him, too.
D'Artagnan:
Not until two o'clock.
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The Three Musketeers - The Power of Words and Impressions
Aramis: [to Porthos]
Only the wrong words are a complete waste of time. The right words can leave a more lasting impression than a thousand of Porthos kisses.
Barmaid:
Not likely.
Aramis: [to barmaid; kisses Barmaid's hand]
Shall I demonstrate? As morning hues of sunswept fire caress your passioned face, alone with thee a pure desire to worship untold grace. My soul would cry in silent prayer to an hour swept apart. Your essence warms the evening air as I dance into your heart.
D'Artagnan:
Shakespeare.
Aramis:
Aramis.
Porthos:
Fleeting.
Barmaid:
It was beautiful.
Aramis: [Barmaid gets up and kisses Aramis]
Oh, thank you.
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Scent of a Woman - Empowerment and Opportunity in Higher Education
Mr. Trask:
One of the few perks of this office is that I am empowered to handle certain matters as I see fit. Do you understand?
Charlie Simms:
Yes, sir.
Mr. Trask:
Good. The Dean of Admissions at Harvard and I have an arrangement. Along with the usual sheaf of applicants submitted, of which virtually two-thirds are guaranteed admittance, I add one name. Somebody who's a standout. And yet, underprivileged. A student who cannot afford to pay the board and tuition in Cambridge. Do you know on whose behalf I drafted a memo this year?
Charlie:
No, sir.
Mr. Trask:
You. You, Mr. Simms. Now, can you tell me who did it?
Charlie:
No, sir, I can't.
Mr. Trask:
You take the weekend to think about it, Mr. Simms. Good afternoon.
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Scent of a Woman - Discussion on Vacation Plans and Pronunciation
Harry Havemayer:
We got a deal going, kid- 20% off for my friends; my father set it up. Christmas in Switzerland?
Trent Potter:
Staad.
Harry Havemayer:
Gstaad; dropping the G is phony.
Trent:
But you just said everybody says Staad!
Harry:
Not if you've been there. Easter in Burmuda? Think a Kentucky Derby week- we could fit you in, kid.
Charlie Simms:
Uh, how much are these, white-bosomed slopes of Vermont?
Harry:
Twelve-hundred. Includes a nine-course, champagne Thanksgiving dinner.
Charlie:
Twelve hundred dollars is a little rich for my blood, Harry.
Harry:
How short are you?
Charlie: [''Leaves'']
Short, Harry? So short it wouldn't be worth the trouble for you and George to measure. But, uh, thanks for asking, all right?
Harry:
If you change your mind...
George Willis Jr.:
What'd you do that for? You know he's on aid.
Harry: [smug]
On major holidays, Willis, it's customary for the lord of the manor to offer drippings to the poor.
George: [laughs]
You're so full of shit.
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