Memorable Quotes from Chris Penn
7 quotesTransitioning to Stardom
Cody Nicholson
You just made it big time.
[to Elliot]
Nicky Dimes
You're no longer an extra...
Cody Nicholson
...or a bit player...
Nicky Dimes
...or a supporting actor...
Cody Nicholson
...you're a fucking star. You are a fucking star. And you are going to be playing your one-man show for the next two fucking years for a captive audience. And listen to this, you get out in a few years and meet some old lady, get married, and you'll be so understanding to your wife's needs because you'll know what it feels like to be a woman.
Nicky Dimes
Of course, you'll only want to fuck her in the ass because that pussy wont be tight enough anymore.
Cody Nicholson
Good one detective, right you fucking faggot?
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A Playful Exchange About Music and Work
Ren
You like ]?
[[w:Men At Work|Men At Work]
Willard
What men?
Ren
Men At Work.
Willard
Well, where do they work?
Ren
No, they're a music group.
Willard
Well, what do they call themselves?
Ren
Oh, no. What about ]?
[[w:The Police|The Police]
Willard
What about em?
Ren
You ever heard them?
Willard
No, but I seen them.
Ren
Where, in concert?
Willard
No, behind you.
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A Conversation About Struggles and Defeat
Howard Finnigan
Hey Jer, how goes the war?
Jerry Kaiser
Bad guys are winning, sir.
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Confrontation Over Attitude and Tradition
Willard
You know what it is, you've got an attitude problem.
Ren
Oh I've got an attitude problem?
Willard
Yes and I'm not the first one that's noticed it. I mean we're not stuck in the goddamn middle ages here. I mean we've got TV. We've got Family Feud. We're not stuck in Leave It To Beaver land here.
Ren
Well I haven't noticed a wet T-shirt contest in town yet.
Willard
Yeah but I'm waiting. Patiently.
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A Nostalgic Exchange Between Old Friends
John
Dave! John Plummer. Remember? You used to call me "asshole"?
David Loach
I call everybody "asshole.
John
Yes, but I believe I was the first. We were five, maybe six at the time?
David Loach
Congratulations, asshole. Now get to the point.
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Tension Escalates in a Standoff Scene
Cody Nicholson
All right, you're all under arrest. Put the guns down!
Monty
Fuck you! All of you pigs drop your guns and back away.
Lee
Monty, what the fuck are you doing? Just put your gun down.
Nicky Dimes
Drop your guns now, motherfucker!
Boris
Fuck you, we can kill all of you assholes and you know it now get your ass on the floor!
Lee
Boris, shut the fuck up. We're all gonna die here. These are cops.
Boris
So what, they're cops, who gives a shit? Hey Lee, there's something I never told you about me: I hate fuckin cops.
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Questioning the Need for Conversation
David Loach
Why is anybody talking?
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