Chris Warner Movies
Chris Warner Quotes
Temporary Shelter with a Catch
Jed Love: [In the flashback, to The Hawthornes]
Well, the good news is, I can fix it. The bad news is, it’s gonna have to sit til I get the part. Now, Hayesville’s one hotel’s booked. But I do have a place you can stay tonight. Now, it ain’t the Ritz, but it’s a roof and it’s free if you’re willing to do a little light cleaning.
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Towing and Repair Costs Explained
Jed Love: [The Janitor pulls a credit card out of his wallet; The Janitor sees an ATM machine with an "Out of order" sign; Jed Love chuckles; He laughs]
Hey, it’s gonna be about $250 for the tow, and we’ll need all four tires replaced. And there was something wrong with that chip, I think. But I can fix it for about $1,000. Yep. No, cash only. Uh-uh, no. And in advance. Yeah, I don’t take no plastic credit cards. Oh, that over there. Yeah, we ain’t got no internet in Hayesville. Yeah, so all the ATMs, they just don’t work. Yeah, we were gonna get it, but they just didn’t. You ain’t got the cash, huh? Now, ain’t that a dilly of a pickle? Hmm. You willing to work it off? Okay, then. I think I’ve got somebody who can accommodate.
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