Christina RicciQuotes

Wendy Hood: [[w:Manifest Destiny|kill all the Indians and steal their tribal lands; [w:Napalm|napalmed] Dear Lord, thank you for this Thanksgiving holiday. And for all the material possessions we have and enjoy. And for letting us white people ]. And stuff ourselves like pigs, even though children in Asia are being ].

Ben Hood: Jesus! Enough, alright? Paul… roll?

Wendy Hood: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Jake: Take it easy with the silver, Ellie!

Ellie: You're a monster.

Jake: Join the club.

Ellie: So it's over right? Joanie's dead, so we're okay now.

Jimmy: That's subjective, we still have to back to our pathetic pre-cursed lives.

Ellie: I'm personally okay with that.

Jimmy: You're not in high school.

Ellie: She may have changed back into her human form. Her name's Joanie, she's this hyper, skinny publicist.

Police Officer: Any other descriptions?

Jimmy: Yeah, she's.. what 5'7?

Ellie: She's got a bony ass...and fat thighs...and bad skin...

Joanie: [flips her off] Liar!!!

Kyle: Hey, 70s retro week is booking up. Do we want Keith Partridge or Marcia Brady?

Ellie: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Ellie: Why can't you just download porn like most other teenage boys?

Rae: I just think you should'a kept him off me, that's all!

Sandy: The hell are you talkin about?

Rae: [pause] Now see? Don't do that. I'll go along with all you say about me. But that, you can't pretend no more on that cause I was just a kid, Momma. I didn't know about any of that stuff he was doing to me, and you let him do it. Some big nobody in your life and you let him do as he wanted with the only somebody you had!

Rae: I'm sorry, Mama! I didn't mean to shout...

Sandy: All my life I been putting out your fires with you givin out your snatch to every waggin dick in this town, and you gonna lay the blame at my feet? Well, I ain't gonna take that!

Rae: But Momma, just tell me! I'm not gonna be mad. We can just talk about it! Be eye to eye on this. You don't even gotta say you're sorry, just say how you knew!

Sandy: Only thing I'm sorry for is listening to my parents and having you, instead of doing what I should'a done!

Rae: TELL ME YOU DON'T KNOW! GODDAMNED LIAR! SAY IT! JUST FUCKING SAY IT! YOU WERE IN THE NEXT ROOM, YOU BITCH!

Lazarus: So what you know how to make?

Rae: I don't fuckin cook.

Lazarus: You know Rae, I've met a lot of hard mouthed people in my day...

Rae: Alright, alright. Look, I put the God damn dress on alright? I think I'm handlin myself with a little bit of fuckin restraint. I mean you got me chained up here like I'm some kind of dog!

Lazarus: I ain't gonn be moved on this. Right or wrong, you gonn mind me. Like Jesus Christ said, "Imma suffa you. IMMA SUFFA YOU!" Get yo ass back in my house!

Rae: [spits in Lazarus' face] Or what? Or what?

Gill: I thought you had some shorts on earlier.

Rae: I got others.

Local Mechanic: It's already noon, Rae. Do you think those shorts should still be on?

Rae: Well if they weren't you could kiss my rebel cooch, faggot.

Dedee Truitt: [cut to montage of memories of heart-warming relationship scenes; looking at the camera angrily] Seems like everybody's having sex but me. Good for them. It's not that I'm against sex. I mean, it was clever of God or evolution or whatever to hook the survival of the species to it because we're gonna screw around no what. It was a smarter thing to pick than say... the instinct to share your toys or return phone calls. We'd have died out like eons ago. But on the minus side, god... all the attachment that goes with it. It's like this net. Sex always ends in kids or disease, or like, you know, relationships. That's exactly what I don't want. I want the opposite of all that. Because it's not worth it, not really, is it? When you think about it? OK, so maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's not all shit. Maybe... God damn it. I thought the whole idea was I know what happens next. I'll tell you one thing... I'm not gonna go back to Bill's house and be this big changed person for you. I told you right off I don't grow a heart of gold. And if I do, which is, like, so unlikely... give me a break and don't make me do it in front of you. Come on, guys, go, okay? GO! I'll give you this much, though... I never was the same again after that summer.

Dedee Truitt: Rule one of sex: a person can do anything for ten minutes if they don't breath in.

Dedee Truitt: My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter's best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, "Great! Not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch!

Dedee Truitt: If you think I'm just plucky and scrappy and all I need is love, you're in over your heads. I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up - we call them "losers.

Dedee Truitt: My name is Dedee Truitt. I'm sixteen, and this is Creve Coeur, Louisiana... which is French, I think, for like, fucked heart'.

Kate Flax: [wanting a glass of wine] Hit me, Sergeant!

Kate Flax: [to her sister] Act your age, not your shoe size.

James: Wait. Where are you going?

Amelia: I can watch over both of you until we're together again. Good-bye, James.

James: Good-bye, Amelia.

Kat: Casper?

Casper: [laughs nervously] Boo?

Kat: Not bad for my first party, huh?

Casper: Couldn't have been better.

Dr. Harvey: It ain't over yet. Boys!

Casper: Hey, that's my treasure!

Dibs: Stay back! Keep away from me.

Kat: Casper!

Dibs: Don't come near me, you spiteful spook, or I'll knock you into the next world.

Kat: Come on. Let's go.

Carrigan: Ta-da! Hey, "poppin fresh," it's my turn in the oven! DIBS! Get this thing cooking, you blasted little worm, you!

Dibs: [grabs the vial] Ah, Carrigan! How kind of you to drop in. You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's always kick em when they're down. And baby, you're six feet under! Oh, what a shame! Sorry, sweetheart. We're through.

Carrigan: [gasps] I am not gonna forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm, you!

Dibs: [chuckles] You can haunt me all you want, but it's gonna be in a great big expensive house with lovely purple wallpaper, and great big green carpets, and a little dog called Carrigan... a bitch, just like you! I got the power! I got the treasure!

Carrigan: And you have a flight to catch!

Dibs: Huh?

Carrigan: [turns to Kat and Casper, calmly] Any other takers?

Casper: No. But aren't you forgetting something?

Carrigan: What?

Casper: Your unfinished business.

Carrigan: My what?

Kat: You know, unfinished business. All ghosts have unfinished business. That's why they don't cross over.

Carrigan: [laughs maniacally until a flash of light pierces through her as a sign that she is crossing over; as more flashes of light appear; screams and disappears] Unfinished business? I have no unfinished business! I have my treasure, my mansion. I have everything. I'm just perfect! Wait! Wait! I lied! I have unfinished business! Lots of unfinished business! I'm not ready to cross over yet! WAIT! YOU TRICKED ME, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BRATS!

Kat: Casper, I have a date!

Casper: Aw, come on, what does this Vic have that I don't?

Kat: A pulse.

Casper: Big, fleshy deal.

Kat: A tan.

Casper: Very bad for your skin.

Kat: How about a reflection?

Kat: What's it like to die?

Casper: Like being born, but backwards.

Roberta: ...Perky breasts!

Layla: (reaches over to hug him)