Memorable Quotes from Christopher Pettiet
5 quotesMisunderstandings About a Babysitter's Condition
Zach
We told you to talk to her. We didn't want you to send her to the glue factory.
Sue Ellen
I didn't kill her, Zach. She died in her sleep.
Melissa
Probably choked on her whistle.
Walter
She doesn't look dead.
Zach
That's cause it just happened. So, you can't really tell, like on ].
[[w: MacGyver (1985 TV series)|MacGyver]
Kenny
Um... what should we do with her body?
Sue Ellen
Call an ambulance, call the cops, I don't know. Well, I mean they're gonna come and get her and they're gonna ask us a lotta questions...
Kenny
They'll probably blame us.
Sue Ellen
They'll definitely call Mom.
Melissa
SHE'LL blame us.
Kenny
Yeah, she'll hop the next flight home and then she'll be in our faces.
Sue Ellen
I don't want Mom to come home.
Zach
I don't either.
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Requesting Money from Mom
Mom
Zach. Put it back, right now. If you need money, ask me first.
Zach
Okay then. Can I have ten dollars?
Mom
Forget it.
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A Humorous Take on Calling for Help
Zach
Call the cops.
Sue Ellen
Oh yeah, what are we going to say, ] stole our Buick?
[[w:Liza Minnelli|Liza Minnelli]
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Measuring for Uncertainty in New Experiences
Kenny
Sure she's gonna fit?
Sue Ellen
How should I know? I've never done this before.
Kenny
Well, neither have I.
Zach
I think we should measure her first.
Melissa
Let's hack off her head!
Walter
Yeah!
[in agreement with Melissa]
Sue Ellen
Uh, alright, go get that, uh, metal tape measure thing out of the garage.
Kenny
Would you stop ordering us around, you're not the babysitter.
Sue Ellen
That's right Kenny, the babysitter is dead. Now just do it.
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Bedtime Disrupts Teenage Plans
Mrs. Sturak
Time for little boys to be in bed.
Zach
Can't you see I'm in the middle of a date?
Mrs. Sturak
And time for little trollops to go home!
[Opening the car door and tossing Cynthia out]
Zach
I'll call you later, Cynthia.
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