Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - A Humorous Take on Calling for Help
Zach:
Call the cops.
Sue Ellen: [[w:Liza Minnelli|Liza Minnelli]
Oh yeah, what are we going to say, ] stole our Buick?
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - Measuring for Uncertainty in New Experiences
Kenny:
Sure she's gonna fit?
Sue Ellen:
How should I know? I've never done this before.
Kenny:
Well, neither have I.
Zach:
I think we should measure her first.
Melissa:
Let's hack off her head!
Walter: [in agreement with Melissa]
Yeah!
Sue Ellen:
Uh, alright, go get that, uh, metal tape measure thing out of the garage.
Kenny:
Would you stop ordering us around, you're not the babysitter.
Sue Ellen:
That's right Kenny, the babysitter is dead. Now just do it.
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - Misunderstandings About a Babysitter's Condition
Zach:
We told you to talk to her. We didn't want you to send her to the glue factory.
Sue Ellen:
I didn't kill her, Zach. She died in her sleep.
Melissa:
Probably choked on her whistle.
Walter:
She doesn't look dead.
Zach: [[w: MacGyver (1985 TV series)|MacGyver]
That's cause it just happened. So, you can't really tell, like on ].
Kenny:
Um... what should we do with her body?
Sue Ellen:
Call an ambulance, call the cops, I don't know. Well, I mean they're gonna come and get her and they're gonna ask us a lotta questions...
Kenny:
They'll probably blame us.
Sue Ellen:
They'll definitely call Mom.
Melissa:
SHE'LL blame us.
Kenny:
Yeah, she'll hop the next flight home and then she'll be in our faces.
Sue Ellen:
I don't want Mom to come home.
Zach:
I don't either.
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - Bedtime Disrupts Teenage Plans
Mrs. Sturak:
Time for little boys to be in bed.
Zach:
Can't you see I'm in the middle of a date?
Mrs. Sturak: [Opening the car door and tossing Cynthia out]
And time for little trollops to go home!
Zach:
I'll call you later, Cynthia.
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - Requesting Money from Mom
Mom:
Zach. Put it back, right now. If you need money, ask me first.
Zach:
Okay then. Can I have ten dollars?
Mom:
Forget it.
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