Memorable Quotes from Clancy Brown
11 quotesRecognition of True Friendship and Character
Rinaldo
Oh, my... here's a man that's been mistreated in his life.
[seeing Viktor's scars]
Viktor
Not a real man.
Rinaldo
Stuff and nonsense! I've been around the world a time or two, and I've travelled with many men for a long way or a short way, and I can't say I've ever had better company than I've had with you. You're a man to be reckoned with, in my books. You're a man of virtue.
Viktor
A friend?
[smiling]
Rinaldo
Yes. I'm proud to call you that.
[shakes his hand]
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The Importance of Combat Readiness
Ace Levy
Sir, I don't understand. Who needs a knife in a nuke fight, anyway? All you gotta do is press a button. Sir.
Career Sergeant Zim
Put your hand on that wall, trooper. PUT YOUR HAND ON THAT WALL! The enemy cannot push a button... if you disable his hand. Medic!
[Ace hesitates; Zim throws a knife and hits Ace's hand, pinning it to the wall]
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Conflict Over Ownership of the Bride
Viktor
Mine!
Baron
Take your filthy hands off me!
Viktor
For me!
[grabbing Eva's hand]
Baron
Yes, she's for you.
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A Warning About Handling Weapons
John Clay
If you so much as touch that gun without my say-so, I will holster it in your ass.
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Courtship and Community Dynamics in The Burrowers
John Clay
Why do you spend so much time rubbin that boy's belly? He already thinks you're Jesus Crockett.
William Parcher
I'm courtin his mother.
John Clay
That's Gertrude Spacks boy?
William Parcher
Yeah, oh. Oh.
John Clay
Skinny woman. Might as well just poke the boy.
William Parcher
That's not a very godly sentiment, John.
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Discussion on Zombies and Progress
Det. Harry Philip Lovecraft
What happened to your regular leg-breakers?
[referring to Borden's zombie enforcer]
Harry Bordon
Progress.
Tugwell
Zombies don't eat, don't complain...
Harry Bordon
Don't get ideas.
Det. Harry Philip Lovecraft
Don't they start to smell after a while?
Tugwell
They're good for three months, depending on the weather. Then they begin to rot.
Det. Harry Philip Lovecraft
Then what?
Harry Bordon
Then you get some more. Thirty bucks a head, come fresh from the West Indies, six to a box.
Tugwell
Like bon-bons.
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Promises of Power and Divine Authority
Amos Hackshaw
The wheel has turned. Yog-Sothoth knows the Gate. That is the promise of the Necromnomicon. Open the Gate, let the Old Ones back in and they will make you a god.
Det. Harry Philip Lovecraft
Ooohhh, you get to be a god. What does Harry get?
Harry Bordon
Tell him.
Amos Hackshaw
For services rendered, Mr. Borden gets to be Ruler of the World.
Det. Harry Philip Lovecraft
What kind of world?
Amos Hackshaw
A world of the unburied dead, and a sky dark with ashes. A blasted, maimed planet. But he'll be the most important person in it.
Harry Bordon
How do you like them apples partner, huh?
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Unexpected Consequences of a Golf Ball Experiment
Chester Hoenicker
All right. One more time, what happened?
Wesson
He took a golf ball. He rubbed this cream on it and then the golf ball took and...
Wesson
...popped Smith in the head.
Smith
Several times.
Chester Hoenicker
Mm-hmm.
Wesson
I got hit with a bowling ball.
Smith
Repeatedly.
Chester Hoenicker
Were you drinking?
Wesson
No.
Smith
Two beers at dinner. Wesson had a white wine.
Wesson
With dinner.
Chester Hoenicker
Right.
Wesson
It's this stuff he's got, sir. It's... I don't know what it is. I don't know where it come from, but...
Wesson
...It will give you one heck of a headache.
Chester Hoenicker
Oh... goodness.
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Unexpected Encounter with a State Trooper
State trooper
I never gave a ticket to a nun before. I gave a ticket to a guy from the IRS one time. Got audited the next year. I'll tell you what, this time I'll let this one slide, but keep your speed down, yeah?
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Fate and Unfinished Business in Confrontation
Det. Harry Philip Lovecraft
But you know the thing that kills me is how out of the whole phone book he had the dumb luck to pick you. Maybe it wasn't luck, partner... maybe it's fate.
[referring to Amos Hackshaw]
Harry Bordon
Thought you didn't believe in that stuff.
Det. Harry Philip Lovecraft
What I don't believe in is unfinished business! Took this to get us face to face so we could settle accounts!
Harry Bordon
Oh, we'll settle up, you bet we will. No more Lovecraft, no more waking up with the shakes thinking about you hovering over me like some goddamn angel. No more.
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The Cost of Ambition and Deception
Killa
One thinks he can serve his way out. One thinks he can buy his way out. And one thinks he can kill his way out. Each of them all thinks they have the winning hand, but what they fail to realise is that the moment they took a seat at the table... they had already lost.
Harbinger
A man's ambition should never exceed his worth.
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