Memorable Quotes from Clea DuVall
11 quotesExploring Personal Histories and Relationships
Mary
I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
Graham
My mother got married in pants.
Mary
All right, let's see, Dolph?
Dolph
Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
Mary
Hilary?
Hilary
All girl boarding school.
Mary
Sinead?
Sinead
I was born in France.
Mary
Clayton?
Clayton
My mom let me play in her pumps.
Jan
I like balls.
Mary
Why thank you for that, Jan.
Mary
Joel?
Joel
Traumatic bris.
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Exploring Perspectives on Sexual Identity Choices
Graham
Larry and Lloyd are ex, ex-gays.
Megan
From True Directions?
Lloyd
We were among Mary's ranks before we defected. We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end it's up to you whether choose to live a...
Larry
...lie.
Lloyd
Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden, is really more what we're about.
Megan
So you run like, the underground homo railroad?
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Defining Inappropriate Behavior in Conversation
Hilary
There's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
Megan
Inappropriate...like swearing?
Graham
No, inappropriate like fucking.
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Debating the Value of Psychobabble
Graham
After advanced cal and Chaucer I can follow this psychobabble.
Mary
This psychobabble, young lady is the only healthy alternative to the gay lifestyle. Other than guzzling a bottle of tranquilizers or slashing your wrists.
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Unexpected Destination: A Night Out
Megan
You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!
Graham
Where else would we go?
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The Complexity of Cheerleading and Pleasure
Megan
Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
Graham
Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.
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Misunderstandings About Affection and Clothing
Graham
I don't like Sinead that way.
Megan
Which way is that, clothed?
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Passport Origins and Identity Verification
Tony Mendez
You. Where was your passport issued?
Bob Anders
Vancouver.
Mendez
Where were you born?
Anders
Toronto.
Mendez
Toron-o", Canadians don’t pronounce the T.
Lee Schatz
Some Komiteh guard is actually going to know that?
Mendez
If you are detained for questioning they will bring in someone who knows that, yes ... Mary, who are the last three prime ministers of Canada?
Cora Lijek
Uh, ], ] and ].
[[Pierre Elliott Trudeau|Trudeau; [Lester B. Pearson|Pearson; [w:John Diefenbaker|Diefenbaker]
Mendez
What's your father's name?
Lijek
Howard.
Mendez
What's his occupation?
Lijek
Fisherman.
Mendez
Where were you born?
Lijek
Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Mendez
What's your date of birth?
Lijek
February 21, 1952.
Mendez
Good. What's your job on the movie?
[to Stafford]
Joe Stafford
Producer.
Mendez
Associate producer. What's the last movie you produced?
Stafford
High and Dry.
Mendez
Who paid for that?
Stafford
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Mendez
What's your middle name? What's your middle name? What's your middle name?
[Stafford stammers]
Stafford
Leon.
Mendez
Shoot him. He's an American spy ... Look, they're going to try to break you, OK, by trying to get you agitated. You have to know your resume back to front.
Stafford
You really believe your little story's gonna make a difference when there's a gun to our heads?
Mendez
I think my story's the only thing between you and a gun to your head.
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Introducing the Group's Identities and Truths
Mary
Megan, meet the rest of our group.
Jan
Hi, Megan. I'm Jan, and I'm a softball player, and I'm a homosexual.
Sinead
I'm Sinead. I like pain. I'm homosexual.
Joel
I'm Joel. I'm a Jew. And I... ho-homosexual.
Graham
We met.
Mary
Graham.
Graham
I'm Graham, and I like girls, a lot. And I'm a homosexual.
Andre
Andre. Actor. Dancer. Homosexual.
Dolphe
Dolph. Homosexual. Varsity wrestler. How you doing?
Clayton
Hi. I'm Clayton Dunn. I work in retail, I'm a homosexual.
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Cheerleading and Perspectives on Faith
Megan
2, 4, 6, 8, God is good--
Graham
God is straight!
Megan
Hey, that's good.
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Men Compared to Parking Spaces
Nan
You know, men are like… like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken. All the available ones are handicapped.
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