She's the Man - Unexpected Uses for Tampons in Conversations
Duke:
Dude, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Viola: [as Sebastian]
Uh, I get really bad nose bleeds?
Andrew:
So you stick them up your nose?
Viola: [guys shake heads]
Yeah! You mean you've never done that? Oh my god, Beckham does it all the time!
Duke:
No.
Viola:
Look, I'll show you. You take that off.. and whatever that is.. and you just stick it right in. It absorbs right up!
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She's the Man - Brilliance and Youth in College Life
Andrew:
Freshman dorms are that-a-way twiglet.
Toby:
Yeah, seriously how old are you?
Viola: [as Sebastian]
I skipped a couple grades. Shh! I'm brilliant.
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