Memorable Quotes from Clifton MaCabe Murray
2 quotesUnexpected Uses for Tampons in Conversations
Duke
Dude, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Viola
Uh, I get really bad nose bleeds?
[as Sebastian]
Andrew
So you stick them up your nose?
Viola
Yeah! You mean you've never done that? Oh my god, Beckham does it all the time!
[guys shake heads]
Duke
No.
Viola
Look, I'll show you. You take that off.. and whatever that is.. and you just stick it right in. It absorbs right up!
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Brilliance and Youth in College Life
Andrew
Freshman dorms are that-a-way twiglet.
Toby
Yeah, seriously how old are you?
Viola
I skipped a couple grades. Shh! I'm brilliant.
[as Sebastian]
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