Memorable Quotes from Clint Eastwood
86 quotesA Bet on Pigeon Behavior
Frank Horrigan
I'll bet you that brown pigeon down there flies off before the white one.
Lilly Raines
How do you know?
Frank Horrigan
I know things about pigeons, Lilly.
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Struggle with Identity and Morality
Mitch Leary
Frank, you of all people, I want you to understand because we both USED to think this country was a very special place...
Frank Horrigan
You don't know what I used to think!
Leary
Oh, but you know about me? Do you have any idea what I've done for God and country? Some pretty FUCKING HORRIBLE things! I don't even remember who I was before they sunk their claws into me!
Horrigan
They made you into a real monster, right?
Leary
That's right and now they want to destroy me because we can't have monsters roaming the quiet countryside, now can we?
Horrigan
What do you see when you're in the dark, and the demons come?
Leary
I see you, Frank. I see you standing over the grave of another dead president.
Horrigan
That's not going to happen. I'm onto you.
Leary
Forget it, Frank. I am willing to trade my life for his. I am smart, and I am willing, and that is all it takes. That president is coming home from California in a box.
Horrigan
Where in California?
Leary
Uh, the address? Come on, Frank. I'll keep you in the game, but I'm not going to throw it for you.
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Direction and Decisions in Rio Bravo Canyon
Manco
Which way we headed?
El Indio
North.
Manco
North? Along Rio Bravo Canyon?
El Indio
Why not?
Manco
Seems like a pretty good place for an ambush to me.
El Indio
You know a better way to go?
Manco
Yeah, south.
El Indio
Hm... ride to the border?
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Strategic Positioning in a Conflict Zone
Joe
Baxters over there, Rojos there, and me right in the middle.
Silvanito
Where you do what?
Joe
Crazy bell-ringer was right. There's money to be made in a place like this.
Silvanito
If you are thinking what I suspect, I tell you, don't try it!
Joe
Which of the two is stronger?
Silvanito
Which of them is stronger? Well...the Rojos. Especially Ramon.
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The Complexity of Modern Bank Security
Thunderbolt
In small-town banks, they leave the telephone off the hook in the vault at night so the local operator can listen in.
Lightfoot
People walk into these banks with paper sacks, fill em with money and walk out. Anybody can do it.
Thunderbolt
Bullshit. The newest bank vaults have walls of reinforced concrete five feet thick, backed by six inches of steel. The vault door is stainless steel-faced. It's an inch and a half of cast steel, another 12 inches of burn-resisting steel, and another inch and a half of open-hearthed steel... A vault door has 20 bolts, each an inch in diameter. Eight on each side, two top and two bottom. This holds the door into a 16-inch steel jamb set in 18 inches of concrete. It's crosshatched by steel bars running both vertical and horizontal. This door is precision-made so you can't pour nitro between the door and the vault. If that isn't enough, there's microphones, electric eyes, pressure-sensitive mats, vibration detectors, tear gas, and even thermostats that detect the slightest rise in temperature. Still interested in banks?
Lightfoot
I knew you weren't a preacher!
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Facing Inner Fears and Their Consequences
Sarah Belding
Be careful. You're a man who makes people ], and that's ].
[[afraid; [dangerous]
The Stranger
Well, it's what people know about themselves inside that makes em afraid.
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Health Concerns Amidst Unexpected Conversations
Luther Whitney
I've got to go have my pacemaker checked, it has been so exciting talking to you.
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A Conversation About Unspoken Words
Mordecai
What did you say your ] was again?
[[name]
The Stranger
I didn't.
Mordecai
No. I guess you didn't at that, did you?
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The Uncertainty of Tomorrow
Luther Whitney
Remember, tomorrow is promised to no one.
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Generational Wisdom and Ignorance Explored
Lightfoot
Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. That sounds like somethin'.
Thunderbolt
You're forgetting I'm a lot older than you.
Lightfoot
There are plenty of guys twice my age who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Thunderbolt
I won't fault you there.
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A Warning for the Gangster
Walt Kowalski
(While holding a gangster he had just badly beaten at gunpoint) Alright, here's the deal: You stay away from Thao, understand? You tell your friends to stay away from Thao. And if they don't listen to you, you tell em you don't wanna see them anymore. That's it. Got it? (The gangster doesn't respond) I'll take that as a yes, cause if I have to come back here, it's gonna get fucking ugly.
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Meeting Between Josey Wales and Ten Bears
Josey Wales
You be Ten Bears?
Ten Bears
I am Ten Bears.
Josey Wales
I'm Josey Wales.
Ten Bears
I have heard. You are the Grey Rider. You would not make peace with the Bluecoats. You may go in peace.
Josey Wales
I reckon not. Got no place else to go
Ten Bears
Then you will die.
Josey Wales
I came here to die with you. Or live with you. Dying ain't so hard for men like you and me. It's living that's hard when all you've ever cared about has been butchered or raped. Governments don't live together--people live together. With governments, you don't always get a fair word or a fair fight. Well, I've come here to give you either one or get either one from you. I came here like this so you'll know my word of death is true, and my word of life is then true. The bear lives here, the wolf, the antelope, the Comanche. And so will we. Now we'll only hunt what we need to live on, same as the Comanche does. And every spring, when the grass turns green, and the Comanche moves north, you can rest here in peace, butcher some of our cattle, and jerk beef for the journey. The sign of the Comanche, that will be on our lodge. That's my word of life.
Ten Bears
And your word of death?
Josey Wales
It's here in my pistols and there in your rifles. I'm here for either one.
Ten Bears
These things you say we will have, we already have.
Josey Wales
That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another.
Ten Bears
It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life. So will it be.
[Draws his knife and cuts his palm. Josey cuts his as well and they grasp hands, becoming blood brothers]
Josey Wales
I reckon so.
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Confrontation Between Life and Death
Frank Horrigan
I want you to give yourself up.
Mitch Leary
So I can live a long and fruitful life?
Horrigan
We can work something out.
Leary
Fuck you. Don't fucking lie to me. I have a rendezvous with death, and so does the President, and so do you if you get too close.
Horrigan
You have a rendezvous with my ass, motherfucker!
Leary
Frank. Do you know how easily I could kill you, Frank? Do you know how many times I've watched you go in and out of that apartment? You're alive because I have allowed you to live. So you show me some goddamn respect!
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Reflections on Missed Opportunities and Courage
Frank Horrigan
For years, I've been listening to all these idiots on barstools with all their pet theories on ]. How it was the Cubans, or the C.I.A., or the white supremacists, or the Mob. Whether there was one weapon, or whether there was five. None of that's meant too much to me. But Leary, he questioned whether I had the guts to take that fatal bullet. God, that was a beautiful day. The sun was out, been raining all morning, the air was... First shot, sounded like a firecracker. I looked over, I saw him, I could tell he was hit. I don't know why I didn't react. I should have reacted. I should have been running flat out. I just couldn't believe it. If only I'd reacted, I could have taken that shot. And that would have been alright with me.
[[w:Assassination of John F. Kennedy|Dallas]
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Unexpected Substitution in the Driver's Seat
Walter Sullivan
Are you taking your shortcut, Tommy?
Luther Whitney
I'm your substitute drive tonight, Mr. Sullivan. Oh don't worry about Tommy; he's just fine.
Walter Sullivan
It's very unusual. What do I call you?
Luther Whitney
Luther, sir.
Walter Sullivan
Are you familiar with to get to my townhouse, Luther?
Luther Whitney
Oh yes, sir I know where all your houses are. I'm the man who robbed you. And you're the man who tried to kill me.
Walter Sullivan
I'm sorry I've missed. I believe in the Old Testament, sir. There's nothing wrong for an eye for an eye for when a terrible deed has been done. A deed such as yours.
Luther Whitney
Which you'd like to believe, wouldn't ya? That'd be simple for you to believe that. What do you think that I have to gain by being here?
Walter Sullivan
I have no idea. Are you going to rob me again?
Luther Whitney
Oh I don't need your money, Mr. Sullivan. Now did you check your vault lately? I put everything back.
Walter Sullivan
I'm afraid we're a little late for an attempt at leniency.
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A Ride After the War
Angel Eyes
The war's over for you. Put those clothes on.
[Throws Blondie some civilian clothes]
Blondie
Why?
Angel Eyes
We’re going for a ride.
Blondie
Where?
Angel Eyes
To find $200,000. I know the name of the cemetery now, and you know the name on the grave.
Blondie
You're not going to give me the same treatment?
[Seeing Tuco’s blood on the floor]
Angel Eyes
Would you talk?
Blondie
No, probably not.
Angel Eyes
That’s what I thought. Not that you're any tougher than Tuco, but you’re smart enough to know that talking won't save you.
Blondie
One, two, three, four, five, six. Six. Perfect number.
[counting Angel Eyes' men]
Angel Eyes
Huh. Isn't three the perfect number?
Blondie
Mm... yeah. But I've got six more bullets in my gun.
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The Burden of Trust in Greed
Angel Eyes
Two can dig a lot quicker than one. Dig. You're not digging?
[''Blondie does nothing'']
Blondie
If you shoot me, you won't see a cent of that money.
Angel Eyes
Why?
Blondie
I'll tell you why. Cause there's nothing in there.
[''kicks the grave open'']
Tuco
YOU SON OF A...!
[''pays his respects to the corpse, before fuming'']
Blondie
You thought I'd trust you? Two-hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.
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Confrontation with Unexpected Consequences
Duke
The fuck you lookin at old man?
Walt Kowalski
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? (spits on the ground) That's me.
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Consequences of Neglect and Mistakes
The Stranger
Somebody left the ] open and the wrong ] came ].
[[door; [dogs; [home]
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Cultural Tensions in a Bar Joke
Walt Kowalski
Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here.
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Free Whiskey and Community Contributions
Lutie Naylor
Let's see, one round for the house plus the smoke; that comes to about eight dollars and fifty cents.
[the stranger has bought a round for the house]
Sheriff Dan Shaw
There's no charge Lutie; you were at the meeting, anything he wants.
[chuckling]
Lutie Naylor
I didn't know that mean free whiskey!
Sheriff Dan Shaw
Everybody's got to put something in the kitty.
The Stranger
Bout time this town had a new sheriff.
[Reaches over a takes off Shaw's badge and pins it on Mordecai]
Mordacai
I'm the new sheriff! … I'm the new sheriff!
Mayor Jason Hobart
I'm sorry, Dan; but you should have seen the look on your face when he took off your badge and pinned it on the runt.
[laughing]
Mordacai
I'm not a runt anymore; I'm the new sheriff!
The Stranger
And the mayor. Any objections?
[reaches over and takes off the mayor's hat and puts it on Mordecai]
Mayor Jason Hobart
Uh, no.
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Misunderstanding of Identity and Respect
Walt Kowalski
Relax, zipperhead. I'm not gonna shoot you. I'd look down too, if I was you. You know, I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you, but I never thought you were worse with women than you are at stealing cars... Toad.
Thao Vang Lor
Thao.
Walt Kowalski
What?
Thao Vang Lor
It's not Toad, it's Thao. My name is Thao.
Walt Kowalski
Yeah, well you're blowing it with that girl who was there. Not that I give two shits about a toad like you.
Thao Vang Lor
You don't know what you are talking about.
Walt Kowalski
You're wrong, eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it. It was the best thing ever happened to me, hands down. But you, you know, you're letting Click-Clack, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan just walk out with Miss "What's her face." She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why.
Thao Vang Lor
Who?
Walt Kowalski
Yum Yum. You know, the girl in the purple sweater. She's been looking at you all day, stupid!
Thao Vang Lor
You mean Youa?
Walt Kowalski
Yeah... Yum Yum... yeah... nice girl... nice girl, very charming girl... I talked with her... yeah. But you, you just let her walk out right out with the Three Stooges. And you know why? Cause you're a big fat pussy. Well, I gotta go. Good day, pusscake.
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Victory in the Face of Adversity
Jamie
Whupped em again, didn't we Josey?
Josey Wales
I reckon so.
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Facing the Truth of a Dark Night
Luther Whitney
A lot of crap is coming down tonight, sir. Do you want to be a player, or not? Do you want to know what happened that night, or don't you? Because I was there.
[about the night when Christy was killed]
Walter Sullivan
I want to know.
Luther Whitney
Do you think you can, stand hearing about it, how he beat her, tried to strangle her, you want to really know about that?
Walter Sullivan
I could walk through the fire.
Luther Whitney
Well, I was in the vault when they came in, they were drunk. He started knocking her around, but she fought back, then he started getting really rough, she tried to defend herself, while he started screaming, like the sniveling SIMP HE IS.
Walter Sullivan
Who else was in my house?
Luther Whitney
The Secret Service, they're the ones who shot her.
Walter Sullivan
Nonsense!
Luther Whitney
And Gloria Russell she handled the cover up.
Walter Sullivan
STOP THIS!
Luther Whitney
Don't you want to know who it was?
Walter Sullivan
IT WAS YOU!
Luther Whitney
Oh come on Mr. Sullivan, we're too old to bullshit each other.
Walter Sullivan
WHO WAS IT THEN?
Luther Whitney
You know? Don't shake your head at me. When you're alone at night, and your rage takes over and you want to avenge her. What face do you put with your enemy?
[Mr. Sullivan nods his head]
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The Value of Two Hundred Thousand Dollars
Blondie
Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.
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Cultural Tensions and Protective Concerns
Walt Kowalski
What's the matter with you? You trying to get yourself killed? I thought you Asian girls were supposed to be smart. Hangin around places like that's an easy way to get you into the obituaries!
[picked up Sue from a confrontation from a gang of young black males and giving her a ride home'']
Sue Lor
I know, I know! Take it easy.
Walt Kowalski
And who was that goofball you were with, is he a date or something?
Sue Lor
Yeah...well, kind of. His name is Trey.
Walt Kowalski
Well, you shouldn't be hangin out with him! You should be hangin out with your own people, with all the other Humongs!
Sue Lor
You mean "]?" No no, it's not "Humong," it's "Hmong.
[[w:Hmong American|Hmong]
Walt Kowalski
Whatever.
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Confronting Choices: Health and Gang Life
Thao Vang Lor
You should quit. Those things are bad for you.
[Walt's smoking]
Walt Kowalski
Yeah? So's being in a gang, dipshit.
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Unexpected Recognition in a Serious Conversation
Mitch Leary
Frank?
[on phone]
Frank Horrigan
Yeah?
Leary
Frank Horrigan, the Secret Service agent?
Horrigan
Yeah, what'd I win?
Leary
My God, that really was you in my apartment this afternoon!
Horrigan
McCrawley?
[turns off stereo]
Leary
Why not call me ]?
[[w:John Wilkes Booth|Booth]
Horrigan
Why not ]?
[[w:Lee Harvey Oswald|Oswald]
Leary
Because Booth had flair, panache - a leap to the stage after he shot ].
[[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]
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Troops Approaching: A Moment of Decision
Tuco
Wake up, you. There are troops coming.
Blondie
Are they blue or gray?
Tuco
Gray. They're gray like us. Let's say hello to them and then get going. Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! Hurrah! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General— What's his name?
[''Shouting''; ''to Blondie'']
Blondie
Lee.
Tuco
Lee. Lee! God's on our side cause He hates the Yanks, too! Hurrah!
Blondie
God's not on our side because He hates idiots also.
[recognizing the dusty Union uniforms]
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Confrontation Over Boundaries and Respect
Walt Kowalski
What the hell is this?
Gangster
Get up.
Walt Kowalski
Get off my lawn.
Smokie
Listen old man you don't wanna fuck with me.
Walt Kowalski
Did you hear me? I said get off my lawn now.
Smokie
Are you fucking crazy? Go back in the house.
Walt Kowalski
Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use you for sandbags.
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Misunderstandings and Intentions in Dialogue
Don Miguel Rojo
That's the right idea? You didn't misunderstand?
Joe
I get the wrong idea only when it suits me.
Don Miguel Rojo
Ramon!
Ramon Rojo
What is it?
Don Miguel Rojo
The soldiers, the ones who were escorting the gold, two of those soldiers got away. They are hiding out in the cemetery; the Baxters, they're about to capture them.
Ramon Rojo
Rubio! Get the men! You are well informed, eh?
[to Joe]
Joe
A man's life in these parts often depends on a mere scrap of information. Your brother's own words.
Ramon Rojo
Tell me. Why are you doing this for us?
Joe
Five hundred dollars.
[holds out his hand with a response that is almost a question]
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Cemetery Name Revelation in The Good, the Bad
Tuco
The name of the cemetery is ... Sad Hill! Now it's your turn.
Blondie
The name on the grave is ... Arch Stanton.
Tuco
Arch Stanton? You sure?
Blondie
Yeah. Sure I'm sure.
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The Dangers of Competing Interests
Col. Mortimer
When two hunters go after the same prey, they usually end up shooting each other in the back. And we don't want to shoot each other in the back.
[discussing strategy to defeat Indio]
Manco
And the Colonel dies...
[amused]
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A Conversation About Billy Borders
Sheriff Dan Shaw
Well, I been needin to talk with you; now's as good a time as any.
The Stranger
What about?
Sheriff Dan Shaw
Billy Borders.
The Stranger
Don't know the man.
Sheriff Dan Shaw
Well, you missed your chance — you shot him yesterday.
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Identifying Bill Carson in a tense moment
Cpl. Wallace
Bill Carson. Bill Carson! I said Bill Carson!
[A Union sergeant turns around; it is Angel Eyes]
Tuco
Hey, Blondie. Isn't that Angel Eyes?
Cpl. Wallace
Alright, what's he doing, sleeping? Bill Carson!
Blondie
Yeah, and you better be Bill Carson.
Cpl. Wallace
Bill Carson!
Tuco
Yeah, that's me.
Cpl. Wallace
Please, Carson, answer "Present". What are you, deaf? Now suppose you say "Present," Carson.
[Punches Tuco]
Tuco
I like big fat men like you. When they fall, they make more noise, and sometimes, they never get up!
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Selflessness in the Face of Danger
Father
How may we thank you for what you are doing?
Joe
Don't try. Just get goin before the Rojos get here.
Marisol
Why do you do this for us?
Joe
Why? I knew someone like you once. There was no one there to help. Now get movin'. Get movin'! Get out of here!
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Reflections on Change and Loss
Old Prophet
I don't know him, I don't know him, I don't know him!
Manco
Come on now, you know everybody.
Old Prophet
Don't know anybody anymore! I'm dead! Understand? Well, there was a time when I knew everybody. That was a long time ago, when all this was prairie. But lately everybody's in a hurry, with your damned good-for-nothing trains! Two two two three! Disgusting! One day someone from the railroad comes here to see me and he says, Prophet, the railway's gonna go right past your house. Ah, is that so? I said. Mm-hm, yup that's right he says, All those trains gonna go right past here, and the best thing for you, Prophet, is to sell your land to the company or else we'll buy Baker's. He lives next to your place, and I'll put the tracks there, and that'll make you go crazy. What do you say, will you sell out to our company, Prophet? "Oh, is that so? says I. He was very anxious for me to sell out. You know what I told him about the railroad? You know what I told him he could do with his railroad? You know what my decision about selling was?
[Lifts his head from under the covers; Mocks a train's wheels moving; Spits; Grins and chuckles; laughs crazily as a train shoots by]
Manco
Well, you said no.
Old Prophet
You're right about that! No to him and his damn trains! I wouldn't, no!
Manco
Look, listen to me, you old man! You're supposed to be a prophet, and I didn't come here to listen to you rattle on about trains! I want to find out about this man, it's obvious you don't know anything.
Old Prophet
No need to be insulting! If that's all you came here to do, you can clear out of my house fast, before I lose my temper, understand?
[Angry]
Old Prophet
Hey! Where you going, hm?
Manco
I guess I better leave before you go and lose your temper!
[Turns around and smirks]
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The Persistence of Trouble in Life
Josey Wales
Sometimes, trouble just follows a man.
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Family Disconnect and Cultural Connection
Walt Kowalski
God, I've got more in common with these gooks than I do with my own spoiled-rotten family. Jesus. Happy birthday.
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Questioning the Capacity of Swamp Rats
Walt Kowalski
How many swamp rats can you fit in one room?
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Questioning Brotherhood in Adversity
Preacher
See here, you can't turn all these people out into the night. It is inhuman, brother. Inhuman!
The Stranger
I'm not your brother.
Preacher
We are all brothers in the eyes of ].
[[God]
The Stranger
All these people, are they your sisters and brothers?
Preacher
They most certainly are.
The Stranger
Then you won't mind if they come over and stay at your place, will ya?
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Strength Beyond Toughness
Frankie Dunn
Girlie, tough ain't enough.
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Unconventional Training Advice in Boxing
Frankie Dunn
I want you to jab, right in the tits, until they turn blue and fall off.
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Earning Money Before Spending It
Fernando
That's the bank! As soon as I get some money, I'll put it in.
[Points]
Manco
But you're gonna have to earn it first.
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A New Sheriff for Integrity's Sake
Sheriff
Two thousand dollars. It's a lot of money. Takes me three years to earn it!
[Hands Manco the reward money for Red Cavanaugh]
Manco
Tell me, isn't the ] supposed to be courageous, loyal, and above all, honest?
[[sheriff]
Sheriff
Yeah. That he is.
Manco
I think you people need a new sheriff.
[Pulls off sheriff's star and tosses it to the townspeople]
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Missouri Boat Ride Explained by Josey Wales
Josey Wales
Well, Mr. Carpetbagger we've got something in this territory called the Missouri boat ride.
[while aiming his scoped rifle at a ferry rope]
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Perseverance in the Face of Adversity
Josey Wales
Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.
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The Importance of Self-Protection in Boxing
Frankie Dunn
You forgot the rule. Now, what is the rule?
Maggie Fitzgerald
Keep my left up?
Frankie
Is to protect yourself at all times. Now, what is the rule?
Maggie
Protect myself at all times.
Frankie
Good. Good.
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Counting Money in For a Few Dollars More
Manco
Ten thousand... twelve thousand... fifteen... sixteen... seventeen... twenty-two. Twenty-two? ...Twenty-seven.
[counting reward sums of outlaws he has just killed; Groggy comes from behind, Manco turns and shoots him dead]
Manco
No old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding, it's all right now.
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Confrontation of Threat and Defiance
Josey Wales
Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie'?
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Navigating Danger Between Competing Governments
Joe
Mmh. Well, guess your government will be glad to see that gold back.
[packing up]
Silvanito
And you? You don't want to be here when they get it, eh?
Joe
You mean the Mexican government on one side? Maybe the Americans on the other side? And me right smack in the middle? Uhn-hn. Too dangerous. So long.
[saddling up; rides off]
Silvanito
Adios.
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Choosing the Right Hotel for Comfort
Manco
Why this hotel and not some other?
Fernando
You probably wouldn't that other place as much, signor. At that place you'd stay up half the night shooting cockroaches. At this hotel, the rooms will cost you so much less. And there's a landlady at this one, signor!
Manco
Married?
Fernando
Yes, but she doesn't care!
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A Clash of Speed and Survival
Billy Borders
Flea-bitten range bums don't usually stop in Lago. Life here's a little too quick for them. Maybe you think you're fast enough to keep up with us, huh?
The Stranger
A lot faster than you'll ever live to be.
[suddenly grabbing his bottle of whiskey, startling everyone]
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A Request for a Quick Car Exchange
Thunderbolt
I don't wish to be forward, but we'd like to exchange cars with you. So the faster you get out, the better it'll be for your ass.
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Confrontation with Unfamiliarity and Judgment
Walt Kowalski
What are all you fish heads looking at anyway?
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Reasoning and Strategy in Uncertain Situations
Manco
You mind telling me how you got here?
Col. Mortimer
I just reasoned it out. I figured you'd tell Indio to do just exactly the opposite of what we agreed, and he's suspicious enough to figure out something else. Since El Paso was out of the question, well, here I am!
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Power Struggles in Small Towns
Joe
Every town has a boss.
Silvanito
That's true, but when there are two around, I'd say there is one too many!
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Confrontation Over Unacceptable Actions
Luther Whitney
Dr. Kevorkian, I presume? My guess is this is right in your carotid artery about now. You're gonna get a little woozy. But if I give you the rest of this, it's gonna fry your brain down to the size of a peanut! Drop that.
Tim Collin
Luther, he's my president, right or wrong.
[whispering]
Luther Whitney
Well, he made a mistake. *You* made a mistake. When you went after my little girl, that was entirely unacceptable.
Tim Collin
Mercy.
[pleading weakly]
Luther Whitney
I'm fresh out.
Kate Whitney
Daddy?
[starts waking up in hospital bed]
Luther Whitney
Go to sleep, darling.
[softly]
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Debate on Life and Death Choices
Mitch Leary
Do you believe in the nobility of suicide?
Frank Horrigan
No. But if you wanna blow your goddamn head off, go ahead, be my guest.
Mitch Leary
Nicely put, except I don't want to leave this miserable world alone.
Lilly Raines
West tower, do you have a shot?
Sniper
Negative, too dark. Target unclear.
Leary
It's better to die with a friend, don't you think Frank?
Horrigan
A friend? You're a damn killer, you sick bastard.
Leary
Don't talk to me like that! I saved your life. You owe me.
Horrigan
I don't owe you shit.
Leary
I was always honest and fair with you.
Horrigan
Go ahead and shoot. Go ahead.
[the other agents hear him on the ground floor]
Agent Chavez
It's Frank. Quiet! Quiet!
[to people reacting at the audio]
Horrigan
Come on, dammit.
Raines
Frank are you talking to me?
Horrigan
Well, what are you waiting for?
[trying to keep talking to Leary]
Leary
What am I waiting for? I'm waiting for you to show me some goddamn gratitude. Without me, you'd still just be another sad-eyed, piano-playing drunk. I brought you into this game. I let you keep up with me. I made you a goddamn hero today.
[aims pistol as Horrigan moves back]
Horrigan
You didn't make me anything.
Leary
I redeemed your pathetic, shitty life.
Horrigan
I just did my job. You're the one with the fucking pathetic life. Go ahead and shoot, dammit.
Raines
They can't see inside. If they fire, you'll be hit.
Leary
I want you to thank me first, Frank.
Horrigan
Shut up and shoot.
Raines
All right, Frank.
Leary
All right, Frank.
[kneels to him]
Raines
Shooters, standby to fire. Wait for my command.
Leary
Sleep well, my friend.
Horrigan
Just one thing: Aim high.
Leary
What?
Raines
Aim high.
Horrigan
NOW!
Raines
Fire!
Leary
You bastard!
[finally sees that Horrigan was on the radio the whole time; snipers shoot]
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Tension Between Characters in a Western Setting
Esteban Rojo
I'm Esteban Rojo, my brother asked me to...what are you doing?
Joe
Moving.
Esteban Rojo
Don't you know all our men sleep here with us?
Joe
Well, that's all very cozy, but I don't find you men all that appealing. Besides, your brother said he didn't have any need for me anymore right now.
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Value and Survival in Desperate Times
Tuco
What're you trying to say? Anybody can miss a shot? Nobody misses when I'm at the end of the rope. You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the devil bite your ass!
Blondie
Yeah, you're right. It's getting tougher. The way I figure, there's really not to much future with a sawed-off runt like you.
[throws Tuco off the horse]
Tuco
What do you mean?
Blondie
Cause I don't think you'll ever be worth more than $3,000.
Tuco
What do you mean?
Blondie
I mean, our partnership is untied. Oh no, not you. You remain tied. I'll keep the money, and you can have the rope.
Tuco
You filthy, double-crossing bastard! Of all the stinking, dirty tricks—
Blondie
The way back to town is only 70 miles. Now if you save your breath, I feel a man like you could manage it. Adios.
[begins riding away]
Tuco
You, you, you filthy bastard! Come here! Come here! Cut this rope off! Get off that horse! Get off that horse, you filthy coward! If I ever catch you, Blondie, I'll rip your heart out and eat it! I'll scalp you! I'll skin you alive! I'll hang you by your tongue! You pig! You vulture! Why, I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
Blondie
Such ingratitude, after all the times I've saved your life.
[stopping; rides away again]
Tuco
Wait a minute. Wait. This is only a trick! You won't leave me here. Come back. Wait, Blondie! Listen, Blondie! Hijo de una gran ]!
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A Moment of Frustration and Realization
Frank Horrigan
Well, ]? ...Damn. ].
[at the Lincoln Memorial; [Abraham Lincoln|Abe; [w:Assassination of Abraham Lincoln|Wish I could have been there for you, pal]
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Haircuts and Unfiltered Conversations
Barber Martin
There. You finally look like a human being again. You shouldn't wait so long between haircuts, you cheap son of a bitch.
Walt Kowalski
Yeah. I'm surprised you're still around. I was always hoping you'd die off and they'd get someone in here that knew what the hell they were doing. Instead, you just keep hanging around like the doo-wop dago you are.
Barber Martin
That'll be ten bucks, Walt.
Walt Kowalski
Ten bucks? Jesus Christ. What are you, half Jew or somethin'? You keep raising the prices all the time.
Barber Martin
It's been ten bucks for the last five years, you hard-nosed Polack son of a bitch.
Walt Kowalski
Yeah, well keep the change.
Barber Martin
See you in three weeks, prick.
Walt Kowalski
Not if I see you first, dipshit.
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The Value of Life and Experience
Manco
Tell me, Colonel... Were you ever young?
Col. Mortimer
Yup. And just as reckless as you. Then one day, something happened. It made life very precious to me.
Manco
What's that? Or is the question indiscreet?
Col. Mortimer
No. The question isn't indiscreet. But the answer could be.
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The Risks of Unconventional Weapons
Manco
How can somebody in my business go around with a contraption like this?
[Examining Mortimer's gun]
Col. Mortimer
That contraption almost sent you to your grave.
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A Reflection on Unlikely Bonds and Goodness
Walt Kowalski
I don't care about him.
[about Thao]
Sue Lor
You hang out with him, you teach him to fix things, you saved him from that fucked cousin of ours.
Walt Kowalski
Watch your language, lady.
Sue Lor
And you're a better man to him than our own father was. You're a good man.
Walt Kowalski
I'm not a good man. Get me another beer, Dragon Lady. This one's empty.
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The Value of Life and Death
Josey Wales
Dyin ain't much of a livin', boy.
[to bounty hunter]
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Value of Beauty in a Dangerous World
Mexican Bounty Hunter
Hey, amigo! You know you've got a face beautiful enough to be worth $2000?
[to Tuco]
Blondie
Yeah, but you don't look like the one who'll collect it.
[from behind]
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A Reluctant Duty to Save a Life
Frank Horrigan
Take my hand. If you don't, you'll die.
Mitch Leary
You want to save me, Frank?
Frank Horrigan
To be completely fair and honest with you, no. But it's my job.
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The Value of Life and Livelihood
First Bounty Hunter
You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales
Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
First Bounty Hunter
A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales
Dyin ain't much of a living, boy.
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The Burden of Unforgettable Memories
Josey Wales
There ain't no forgettin'.
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A Life-Changing Bet Revealed
Red
I didn't hear what the bet was.
Manco
Your life.
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Conflicting Opinions on Knowledge
Red
Does he know everything?
Thunderbolt
No.
Lightfoot
Yes.
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Tensions Rise Over Presidential Image and Accountability
White House Chief of Staff Harry Sargent
The president came off looking like a coward on national television.
Frank Horrigan
I thought he came off all right. You're the one that came off looking like a damn coward.
Sargent
This is a just a joke to you?
Horrigan
No, you're a joke to me, Harry! You have no idea what we do around here!
Bill Watts
That's enough, Horrigan!
Sargent
You call me Harry one more time, you'll be busting counterfeiters in Alaska! You keep him away from the president, away from the White House, and you sure as hell better keep him away from me!
Watts
Don't talk to the White House Chief of Staff like that.
Horrigan
I don't work for him.
Watts
No, you work for me. At least you did. You're off my detail.
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Unrevealed Identities in High Plains Drifter
Mordecai
I'm almost done here. … I never did know your name...
The Stranger
Yeah, you do. … See ya.
Mordecai
Yes, sir captain!
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Two Types of People in the World
Blondie
You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
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Unexpected Challenges in Teamwork
Tuco
I'm very happy you are working with me! And we're together again. I get dressed, I kill him and be right back.
Blondie
Oh, listen, uh, I forgot to mention... He's not alone. There's five of em.
Tuco
Five?
Blondie
Yeah, five of em.
Tuco
So, that's why you came to Tuco. It doesn't matter, I'll kill them all.
Tuco
See you soon, id... " "idi...
Blondie
Idiots". It's for you.
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Father's Motivations for Unplanned Meeting Revealed
Kate Whitney
Why'd you come?
Luther Whitney
I couldn't have my daughter thinking I was a murderer.
Kate Whitney
No, I mean why did you come to the restaurant this afternoon? You must have suspected something, or else you wouldn't have been prepared.
Luther Whitney
My daughter wanted to see me.
Kate Whitney
But then you go to the police. That's what innocent people do. They go to the police.
Luther Whitney
Sure. And that young man who was just here, he'd believe me over the President, wouldn't he?
Kate Whitney
Well, why should I believe you?
Luther Whitney
Because I swear to you, Kate. I swear to you on Mattie's grave. Yeah, that's right. Your mother's grave, I'd kill myself before I lied about that.
Kate Whitney
Oh Jesus, Luther.
Luther Whitney
Yeah, I know.
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A Conversation About Wealth and Partnership
Col. Mortimer
My boy, you've become rich.
Manco
You mean we've become rich, old man.
Col. Mortimer
No, it's all yours. I think you deserve it.
Manco
What about our partnership?
Col. Mortimer
Maybe next time.
[smiles]
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A Dark Conversation on Life and Death
Tuco
Even when Judas hanged himself there was a storm too.
[hears distant rumbling]
Blondie
That could be cannon fire.
Tuco
Cannon fire or storm, it's all the same to you. You ever see this before, my friend? Throw it over the roof beam! That's it. Now get on that. That's right. Now make sure the rope is tight. It's got to hold the weight of a pig. Now put the rope around your neck. That’s very good! It's too big for your neck, huh? We’ll fix that right away. I have another system, a little different than yours. I don't shoot the rope. I shoot the legs off the stool. Adios.
[holds a noose; Blondie steps onto a stool.]
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Joining the Enemy's Ranks
Col. Mortimer
One from the outside one from the inside. There's no other way. One of us will have to join Indio's gang.
Manco
Why did you look at me when you said one of us?
Col. Mortimer
Because they don't know you. Wild sees me and the sun will catch on fire.
Manco
Tell me Colonel. How do you propose that I join up with Indio? Maybe bring him a bunch of roses.
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Life's Harsh Realities and Survival Perspectives
Josey Wales
Hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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The Transience of Connection and Loss
Lone Watie
Guess we ain't going to see that little Navajo girl again.
Josey Wales
Nah, I guess not. I kinda liked her, but then it's always like that.
Lone Watie
Like what?
Josey Wales
Whenever I get to likin someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie
I notice when you get to Dislikin someone they ain't around for long neither.
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Identity and Heritage in Conversation
Thunderbolt
What's your name, boy?
Lightfoot
Lightfoot.
Thunderbolt
You Indian?
Lightfoot
Nope. Just American.
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Pride in Accomplishment Amidst Criminality
Lightfoot
You know... you know somethin'? I don't think of us as criminals, you know? I feel we accomplished something. A good job. I feel proud of myself, man. I feel like a hero.
Thunderbolt
Are you all right, kid? You don't look too well.
Lightfoot
I believe you're right.
Thunderbolt
Lightfoot!
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Boundary Assertion in Gran Torino
Walt Kowalski
Get up. Get off my lawn!
[aiming his M1 Garand rifle]
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