Where the Heart Is - Cultural Misunderstanding in a Shared Space
Jimmy:
You never said we'd have Bang-fucking-kok in the hallway!
Lionel:
That's an unprovoked racist slur.
Porna:
Excuse me, we are from Bom-fucking-bay!
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River's Edge - Conflicted Loyalties and Dark Thoughts
Clarissa: [as Layne drives]
I feel real twisted right now. Twisted, like I should just go to the cops, and just tell them where John is.
Layne:
I wouldn't even joke about that, Clarissa.
Clarissa:
What would you do, kill me? You'd love that, I'll bet. You and John could run off and be outlaws together. But first, to show off to your friends, strap my dead body to the top of your car and drive all over town.
Layne: [slams on the brakes]
Get out!
Clarissa:
What?
Layne:
You don't understand a goddamn thing, do you? Jamie is dead, dammit! And there's nothing that we can do to save her. Now I happened to like Jamie. But John is still alive. Don't you see that?
Clarissa:
And who's next on his list?
Clarissa:
You're just gonna leave me here? What if John's around?
Layne: [giggles]
Ask him to forgive you. Here... here's your money. We don't need this shit.
Matt:
We can't just leave her alone like this.
Layne:
Okay. Fuck! You stay here, and you protect her. I should have known that I was the only one that can handle a crisis. Do you want your money back, too?
Matt: [climbs out]
Keep my money, Layne.
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River's Edge - Conflicted Emotions in the Face of Tragedy
Bennett:
Did the sight of this dead girl move you in any particular way?
Matt:
I don't know.
Bennett:
Were you shocked, angry, saddened? Did the sight please you?
Matt:
I don't know how I felt.
Bennett:
You knew this girl?
Matt:
Yeah.
Bennett:
How did you feel about her?
Matt:
I don't know.
Bennett:
Hey, I'm getting sick of "I don't know". Do you hear me?
Clarissa:
You didn't have to call me a stupid bitch.
Layne:
You would have drove right past us. We had to yell something.
Matt:
You yelled it Layne.
Clarissa:
I got a name you know. You're lucky I didn't just drive right home.
Layne:
OKay, okay, okay. I'm sorry Clarissa, but you've got to understand that in a time like this where every fucking second counts, a man can't waste his time choosing words.
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River's Edge - Confrontation Over a Death's Justification
Layne:
Why did you kill her?
John:
She was talking shit.
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River's Edge - Discussion of Escape Plans and New Beginnings
Layne:
Go on.
Matt:
I don't know. I just figured we could dump this place, you know? Go up there, and if we like it, we stay, don't come back.
Clarissa:
Where did you get Portland?
Matt:
Well, nobody knows us up there.
Clarissa:
People know us here?
Layne: [mimicking Sonny & Cher, his hand wandering]
I know you, babe.
Clarissa: [brushing him off]
That's really annoying, Layne.
Layne:
So what, man? We could be lumberjacks or something?
Matt:
There's other things to do.
Layne:
Like what?
Maggie:
Like getting stoned.
Layne:
It almost sounds like a plan. Except we're all broke, and I'm the only one with a car.
Tony: [[Easy Rider]
We could just take all our parents money, take off, discover America, and make like we're ] plus five.
Clarissa: [checking Maggie's wristwatch]
Shit, I gotta go. Burkewaite's gonna have a spaz attack if I'm late again.
Layne:
She's in love with his middle-aged ass.
Clarissa: [as John arrives]
He's not middle-aged, asshole. Hi, John.
Layne: [to John]
Didn't think you'd make it today. Where's Jamie?
John:
I killed her.
Clarissa:
She's gonna be in big trouble if she keeps ditching like this.
Maggie:
You what?
John:
I killed her.
Maggie:
You're strange, John.
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River's Edge - Critique of National Pride and Loyalty
Layne:
It's people like you that are sending this country down the tubes. No sense of pride. No sense of loyalty. No sense of NOTHING, man.
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River's Edge - Confronting Loyalty in Unexpected Circumstances
Layne: [crosses fingers; [w:Chuck Norris|Chuck Norris]
This is like some fuckin movie. Friends since second grade, fuckin like THIS and then one of us gets himself in potentially BIG trouble, and now we've gotta deal with it; we've got to test our loyalty against ALL odds. It's kind of... exciting. I feel like... ], y'know?
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Epic Movie - A Plea for Freedom in Captivity
Susan:
Let us out, freak!
Lucy:
Let us out, freak.
Willy:
No, no, no. I can't do that.
Susan:
Yes, you can.
Lucy:
Yes, you can.
Willy:
You're mine now.
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Epic Movie - Secret Ingredient in Candy Revealed
Willy:
Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?
Edward:
Uh-huh.
Willy:
It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts! There's gonna be a little itty-bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy. Literally!
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Epic Movie - Absurdity and Humor in Epic Movie Dialogue
Willy:
Who wants to chew my gumballs?
Peter:
Monobrow! Monobrow! King wants a monobrow!
Peter:
(as Superman) You shot me in the freaking eye! That really hurts! Why would you do that?! That was so unnecessary! You bastard!
Kanye West look-alike:
(while Lucy is viewing the camera from Mr. Tumnus) The White Bitch doesn't care about black people.
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Shit, bitch, I'm always yelling! I'm Samuel god damn Jackson!
Borat look-alike:
Jagshemash! My name-a Borat. You did it! You made moviefilm have happy ending! (the water wheel runs over the orphans) Not!
White Bitch:
I hate those fucking kids.
Paris Hilton look-alike:
I'm so hot. (yells as she gets crushed by Susan, who was thrown off the plane)
White Bitch:
(trying to read) The... keeds... have... esca-puh-duh.
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Dead Man - Reflections on Movement and Perspective
Train fireman:
Look out the window. And doesn't this remind you of when you were in the boat, and then later than night, you were lying, looking up at the ceiling, and the water in your head was not dissimilar from the landscape, and you think to yourself, "Why is it that the landscape is moving, but the boat is still?
Conway Twill:
I'll tell you one thing: if that there Blake fella keeps on shootin marshals, I might end up liking the bastard!
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