Memorable Quotes from Cynthy Wu
2 quotesMen, Orgasms, and Explosive Comparisons
Sloane
What is it about men and explosives?
Aunt Susan
All about the cock.
Liz
What do fireworks have to do with a man's... anatomy?
Aunt Susan
It's like... jacking off. Men LIVE for the orgasm. If they're not fucking, they're dreamin about fucking... or blowin stuff up. Next best thing to fucking.
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Valentine's Day Plans Without a Date
Liz
What do you mean, you don't have a date for Valentine's day?ǃ
Sloane
Don't say it like I just told you I have cancer.
Liz
But it's Valentine's dayǃ
Sloane
No, it's Thursday. And I'm gonna take a long, hot bath, pop a bottle of Pinot, treat myself to a few pounds of chocolate, and who knows, maybe even watch a little porn.
Liz
You can't watch porn on Valentine's Day.
[whispers]
Sloane
You should especially watch porn on Valentine's day.
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