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Family Conflict Over Pizza Dispute
Kate: [to Kevin]
What is the matter with you?!
Kevin:
He started it! He ate my pizza on purpose! He knows I hate sausage and olives and onions and...
Uncle Frank: [cutting him off]
Look what you did, you little jerk!
Kate:
Kevin, get upstairs right now.
Kevin:
Why?
Jeff:
Kevin, you're such a disease.
Kevin:
Shut up!
Peter:
Kevin, upstairs!
Kate:
Say good night, Kevin.
Kevin: [sarcastically]
Good night, Kevin". Why do I always get treated like scum?
Kate: [to Pizza Boy]
Oh, I am sorry. This house is just crazy. We've got all these extra kids running around. My brother-in-law drove in from Ohio today. It's just nuts.
Kevin:
How come you didn't bring any more cheese pizzas?
Pizza Boy:
Nice tip. Thanks a lot.
Kate:
Thanks.
Harry:
Having a reunion or something?
Kate:
My husband's brother transferred to Paris last year. His kids are still there. He missed the family, so he invited us to Paris so we can be together.
Harry:
You're taking a trip to Paris?
Kate:
Yes, we hope to leave tomorrow morning.
Harry:
Excellent, excellent.
Kate:
If you'll excuse me, this one's a little out of sorts. I'll be right back.
Harry:
Don't worry about me. I spoke to your husband already. And don't worry about your home. It's in good hands.
Kate: [escorting Kevin to the attic after he caused trouble in the kitchen]
There are 15 people in this house. You're the only one who has to make trouble.
Kevin:
I'm the only one getting dumped on.
Kate:
You're the only one actin up. Now, get upstairs.
Kevin:
I am upstairs, dummy. Third floor?
Kate:
Go.
Kevin:
It's scary up there.
Kate:
Don't be silly. Fuller will be up in a little while.
Kevin:
I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. You know about him. He wets the bed. He'll pee all over me. I know it!
Kate:
Fine. We'll put him somewhere else.
Kevin:
I'm sorry.
Kate:
It's too late. Get upstairs.
Kevin:
Everyone in this family hates me.
Kate:
Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.
Kevin:
I don't want a new family! I don't want any family! Families suck!
Kate:
Just stay up there. I don't wanna see you again for the rest of the night.
Kevin:
I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't wanna see anybody else, either.
Kate: [feeling hurt]
I hope you don't mean that. You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn't have a family.
Kevin:
No, I wouldn't.
Kate:
Then say it again. Maybe it'll happen.
Kevin: [runs upstairs in a huff, and Kate closes the door]
I hope that I never see any of you jerks again!
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