Memorable Quotes from D. Danny Warhol
1 quoteFamily Conflict Over Pizza Dispute
Kate
What is the matter with you?!
[to Kevin]
Kevin
He started it! He ate my pizza on purpose! He knows I hate sausage and olives and onions and...
Uncle Frank
Look what you did, you little jerk!
[cutting him off]
Kate
Kevin, get upstairs right now.
Kevin
Why?
Jeff
Kevin, you're such a disease.
Kevin
Shut up!
Peter
Kevin, upstairs!
Kate
Say good night, Kevin.
Kevin
Good night, Kevin". Why do I always get treated like scum?
[sarcastically]
Kate
Oh, I am sorry. This house is just crazy. We've got all these extra kids running around. My brother-in-law drove in from Ohio today. It's just nuts.
[to Pizza Boy]
Kevin
How come you didn't bring any more cheese pizzas?
Pizza Boy
Nice tip. Thanks a lot.
Kate
Thanks.
Harry
Having a reunion or something?
Kate
My husband's brother transferred to Paris last year. His kids are still there. He missed the family, so he invited us to Paris so we can be together.
Harry
You're taking a trip to Paris?
Kate
Yes, we hope to leave tomorrow morning.
Harry
Excellent, excellent.
Kate
If you'll excuse me, this one's a little out of sorts. I'll be right back.
Harry
Don't worry about me. I spoke to your husband already. And don't worry about your home. It's in good hands.
Kate
There are 15 people in this house. You're the only one who has to make trouble.
[escorting Kevin to the attic after he caused trouble in the kitchen]
Kevin
I'm the only one getting dumped on.
Kate
You're the only one actin up. Now, get upstairs.
Kevin
I am upstairs, dummy. Third floor?
Kate
Go.
Kevin
It's scary up there.
Kate
Don't be silly. Fuller will be up in a little while.
Kevin
I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. You know about him. He wets the bed. He'll pee all over me. I know it!
Kate
Fine. We'll put him somewhere else.
Kevin
I'm sorry.
Kate
It's too late. Get upstairs.
Kevin
Everyone in this family hates me.
Kate
Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.
Kevin
I don't want a new family! I don't want any family! Families suck!
Kate
Just stay up there. I don't wanna see you again for the rest of the night.
Kevin
I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't wanna see anybody else, either.
Kate
I hope you don't mean that. You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn't have a family.
[feeling hurt]
Kevin
No, I wouldn't.
Kate
Then say it again. Maybe it'll happen.
Kevin
I hope that I never see any of you jerks again!
[runs upstairs in a huff, and Kate closes the door]
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