Dan Barton Movies
Dan Barton Quotes
The Unlikely Impact of a Pink Golf Ball
Ward Cleaver:
You ever try a pink golf ball, Wally? Why, the wind shear alone on a pink golf ball can take the head clean off a 90-pound midget at over 300 yards.
Buddy:
So, you don't have a ratchet.
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Cautions Against Deceptive Car Sales Practices
Ward Cleaver: [as Buddy arrives at Ward Cleaver's property]
How they hell are ya', boy? Hey, you finished payin off that new Plymouth of yours? I tell ya', I sure hope to HELL you didn't go to one of those boys on the lot. They see you comin a mile away, ready to EAT you alive! Those Plymouth dealers will tell ya they're cuttin you a break, when all they're doin is just fattenin ya up for the slaughter.
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