Memorable Quotes from Dan Stevens
35 quotesFrustration and Chaos Among Friends
Frank
Ah, Jesus, Mary and motherfucking son of a bitch! Oh, fuck! If you fucking say; "I told you so"! Oh, shit. Wait...! Oh, motherfucker!
[''Being helped downstairs by Peter after Abigail impaled a stake through his leg''; ''Collapses in chair and pointing to Joey''; ''Joey grabs stake and Frank spits out repeatedly''; ''Joey pulls out stake'']
Joey
Why didn't she kill you?
Frank
She is fucking with us! Oh, fuck!
[''Joey presses on Frank's wound'']
Joey
I'm guessing none of the weapons worked.
Frank
Well, the stake worked on my fucking leg, and she used the crucifix on Peter like a fucking pincushion and the garlic did fuck all!
[''Sammy presses finger to lips for silence'']
Joey
Well, I have one thing we know does work. When we jabbed her with this, she was out, out. If we can corner her, it's nighty-night.
[''Holds up syringe'']
Frank
The sleeping beauty act was bullshit!
Joey
No, it wasn't. I checked her pulse and her breathing was slow and steady. We split up. Whoever finds her first, alerts me through the comms. and I come running with the syringe.
Frank
That's great that you're the only one with a weapon that works.
Joey
Listen, you sit here and bleed, or you trust me.
Peter
Sammy?
Sammy
Yeah.
Frank
Fuck.
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A Tense Confrontation in a Cage
Joey
We want to talk.
[''To Abigail trapped in elevator'']
Abigail
Please, please let me out. I'm scared.
Joey
Cut the shit. You're really good at pretending to be a little girl. Quick question, who's inside the cage right now?
Abigail
Thank you. I've had a few centuries of experience.
[''Does [[w:curtsy|a curtsy]
Joey
Tell us how to get out of here, and we'll let you go.
Abigail
No.
Sammy
Hey, what's gonna happen to me?! Am I gonna turn into a vampire?!
[''Lunges forward with Joey thwarting her'']
Abigail
Maybe.
Sammy
Oh, my God! She said "maybe"!
Peter
It's okay.
[''Consoling Sammy'']
Frank
Listen little lady, or ma'am, whatever. We're very sorry, okay? We didn't know who you were. We thought you were a regular 12-year old-girl.
Abigail
You were gonna beat me and torture me when you thought I was just a regular 12-year old-girl.
Frank
Yeah, well... like I say, we're very sorry. We would never have taken you if we knew who your father was.
Abigail
You did work for him, didn't you? Haven't you wondered why I brought you here?
[''All crew look at Frank in dismay'']
Peter
You brought us here?
Abigail
Jesus Christ. There was never any money. I planned all of this. Lambert works for me.
[''Brings hand to forehead'']
Sammy
What are you talking about?
Abigail
Don't you know, Jessie?
Sammy
What did you just call me?
Abigail
Jessica Hurney. You started your career siphoning money from your affluent parents bank accounts. ] came next, then ], and eventually much bigger fish. One in particular.
[[w:Hedge fund|Hedge funds; [w:Offshore bank|private offshore accounts]
Sammy
I can give it back.
Abigail
Terrence Lacroix. Muscle for the Montreal Broussard family. Did it bore you snapping necks for pay? Enduring endless taunts from your colleagues about your stunted intellect? Is that why you stole from your whole crew who just happened to be a tiny subsidiary of our whole empire? How long did the money last, you weak, disloyal inebriate? Former Detective Adam Barrett. You thought you could infiltrate our New York arm under deep cover. But you liked the life a little too much, didn't you? The power you had when you were free of rules and regulations. It became an addiction. How empty did you feel when you finally arrested our three lieutenants you'd worked so hard to get close to? And how empty did you feel after I ripped up their bodies in the hotel penthouse because of you? You changed your name, you left town, and you never saw your family again. But it wasn't for their safety, was it, Detective Barrett? Finally, we have the tragic Ana Lucia Cruz. Former army medic drummed out of service for shooting up ].
[''Peter looks guilty''; [w:Morphine#Addiction|Uncle Sam's morphine]
Ana
I was injured in the field.
Abigail
You tried to take care of your son, before abandoning him to his fuckup of a father
Ana
Shut up.
Abigail
You became an underground doctor for some very shady people. But one day, you were just too high to do your job, and instead of removing a bullet, you nicked an artery, and someone very important to my father's business bled out. But you and Detective Barrett have something in common. You never went back for your son.
Ana
Shut the fuck up! And what do you tell yourself, huh? That you want to be your daddy's little errand girl? No, he did lose interest in you. That wasn't a lie. How many of your father's enemies you're gonna have to kill until he loves you again?
Adam
If this is about revenge, why didn't you just kill us? Why'd you bring us here?
Ana
Because it isn't. This is just a game to her.
Adam
Bullshit. She was screaming at the house and Dad triggered the alarm.
Ana
That wasn't even her father. That wasn't Lazaar. And for what, because you're fucking bored?! For your fucking entertainment?!
Abigail
What can I say? I like playing with my food. You're the same as all the other meat sacks I've brought here over the years. Nothing different about any of you. Nothing special. Just something to help me pass the time.
Ana
Quick question. Who's inside a cage right now?
Abigail
If you let me out, I'll let two of you live.
Terrence
Oh. Which two? What?!
[''Jessica slaps him'']
Abigail
It's a surprise.
Adam
Fuck this. Let's just kill her now.
Abigail
You tried that, Frank. If you would like to open this door and try again, please do. My offer just expired. Now I'll only let one of you live, whoever lets me out.
[''Ana and Terrence both draw pistols at each other'']
Adam
She's fucking lying, you moron. You touch that door, you're as dead as the rest of us.
Terrence
Maybe it's worth a try.
Ana
We have her Peter. That's why we did this, so we can trade her for our lives.
Abigail
That will never happen. Joey was right. No matter how many of you I kill, my father doesn't love me, and he's not gonna trade me for anything. So go on, Peter, let me out. Go on.
Ana
Peter, if you touch that door, I will shoot you.
Terrence
I'm sorry, guys. Ah! You shot me!
[''Reaches for latch with Ana shooting him in the torso''; ''Repeatedly'']
Ana
I barely grazed you. Now give me your gun so I can patch you up.
Terrence
You're sure crazy.
Ana
I prefer "impatient". Frank, help me out. Sammy, watch her.
Jessica
Fuck that shit. Hm-mm.
Ana
Sammy.
Jessica
I'm not staying down here... with that. Fuck that shit, Joey.
Adam
I got this.
[''Ana, Terrence and Jessica walk away'']
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Conflict Over Crossing the Icy Terrain
Hal
Oh no. We're going across. Move! I say you go!
Mercedes
Hal, he can't!
Hal
Move.
Mercedes
Don't you dare!
John Thornton
HEY!
John Thornton
The river ice is gonna break up any minute, you fool! That dog is trying to help you keep your life!
Hal
Why are you so keen to stop us? Oh, you know where the gold is, don't you? YOU KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF MY DOGS!
[searches in the snow for his gun as Thornton cuts Buck from the harnesses and Hal fires a shot]
Mercedes
Hal.
Mercedes
Hal, he said we shouldn't cross.
Charles
Hal, are you sure that maybe we couldn't just leave the dogs.
Hal
NO! I CAN'T DO IT! MUSH!
Hal
MUSH!
John Thornton
Don't do this! Not to them.
Hal
MUSH!
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Collaboration Over Friendship in Adversity
Trapper
They don't have to like each other. They just have to work together.
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Unexpected Revelation About Kristof Lazaar's Daughter
Joey
Whoa. Hey. What happened? Hey! You can't just leave without telling us what's going on!
[''Frank walks away to front door with Joey and others following''; ''Grabs Frank'']
Frank
What's going on"? What's going on is that we are fucked! That little girl is Kristof Lazaar's daughter.
Rickles
Shit!
Sammy
Who's Kristof Lazaar?
Frank
Who's Lazaar?!
Dean
Bruh, that's an urban legend, man. Calm down.
Frank
No, dude. He's not a fucking urban legend. He's very fucking real, believe me. Nobody even knows how big his fucking empire is.
[''drops his bag'']
Sammy
So he's, like a crime boss?
Rickles
He controls a lot more than just crime.
Joey
Is Lambert fucking insane? He just put a death mark on all of us. Including himself.
Sammy
What if we just, like, you know, like, give her back and say sorry?
Frank
Oh, yeah. "Here's your daughter Mr. Fucking Antichrist! We're really sorry! Hope she's not too traumatized! Let's play a round of golf sometime"!
[''Sarcastically'']
Sammy
Fuck you, Frank.
Peter
This isn't the time for sarcasm, okay?
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Confrontation Over Control and Belongings
Tim
You are out of control!
Gloria
What?
Tim
I’ve packed your things, they’re in the bedroom.
Gloria
What?
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Questioning Intentions in the Wilderness
John Thornton
Where are you heading, mister?
Hal
None of your concern.
John Thornton
You didn't buy that map in Skagway, did you?
Hal
No.
John Thornton
An old fairy tale, lost cabin. River of gold. It's not too far into the spring. Half that trail is on the river
[lifts up the sled]
Hal
Well, that leaves half the trail fit for travel.
John Thornton
No, that means the ice is gonna break up with your companions and the dogs on it. Why don't you lay over until the spring will thaw? Save your dogs and your companions are suffering.
Hal
And let some old prospector lead us to the gold.
John Thornton
I'm not a prospector.
Hal
No, thank you. I paid a fortune for this team. They'll pull my sled.
John Thornton
Your dogs will pull your sled, pull your sled until they die.
Hal
Thank you. Let's go. Alright, let's go!
Charles
And... mush!
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The Struggle of Morality and Necessity
Kenny Kristo
Nah, the corruption got to you, huh?
[on Scudder's police career]
Matthew Scudder
Not really. It would have been hard to support my family without it.
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Shock Over Monster's Appearance in Seoul
Gloria
I just watched the news and I think I’m in shock. A giant monster just materialized over Seoul.
Tim
That happened like nine hours ago, and you’re just hearing about this. What have you been doing all day?
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Promises and Expectations in Harsh Conditions
Hal
I promised you, didn't I? And here we are.
Mercedes
You promised me gold. Where is it? In the dogs?
[laughs]
Hal
Let's get this sled loaded. Time to state our claim. Let's go. And... mush!
Hal
MUSH!
Mercedes
Are they broken?
Hal
No, they're just lazy.
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Dinner Preparations and Calm Conversations
Beast
Lumiere!
[roars]
Lumière
Be calm. Let me do the talking.
[turns to Cogsworth]
Beast
You're making her dinner?
Lumière
We thought you might appreciate the company.
Cogsworth
Master, I just want to assure you that I had no part of this hopeless plan. Preparing her dinner, designing a gown for her, giving her a suite in the East Wing...
Beast
You gave her a bedroom?
Cogsworth
No, no, no! He gave her the bedroom.
Lumière
Well, this is true. But, if this girl is the one who can break the spell, then maybe you can start by using dinner to charm her.
Lumière
Good thinking, Cogsworth.
Cogsworth
What?
Beast
That's the most ridiculous idea, I've ever heard. Charm the prisoner.
Lumière
But you must try, master. With every passing day, we become less human.
Beast
She's the *daughter* of a common thief. What kind of person do you think that makes her?
Mrs. Potts
Oh, you can't judge people by who their father is, now can you?
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Unexpected Introductions Among Historical Figures
Sir Lancelot
Sir Lancelot, at your service.
Teddy
Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States of America.
Lancelot
I have no idea what that means.
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Leadership and Responsibility in Unusual Contexts
Sir Lancelot
You always put the monkey in charge?
Larry
Oh, he's not in charge, we're just following him.
Sir Lancelot
That's what being in charge means.
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Conflict Over a Lost Fortune and Dog
Hal
THEY'RE ALL GONE! MY DOGS RAN OFF! MY FORTUNE LOST! YOU CALL IT A FAIRY TALE?! One won't be finding the gold!
[kicks Thornton]
John Thornton
Easy, Buck! Easy! Buck! Easy.
Hal
Now, you all saw! This man and I had business and the dog went for my throat. Probably rabid.
John Thornton
Leave that dog alone!
Hal
I say he gets put down here and now.
John Thornton
You don't touch him!
Edenshaw
No one puts any creature down... til we hear all the facts.
John Thornton
The man sucker punched me!
John Thornton
Buck, easy.
Edenshaw
What might you have on that belt, friend?
Bartender
No guns allowed, BRUNT!
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Curiosity Leads to Tension Among Friends
Frank
What the fuck were you doing down here anyway?
Sammy
I couldn't sleep. I heard something.
Frank
What, you just had to come and check it out, huh? You think I could do that?
Joey
Be honest. What does that look like to you?
Frank
It looks like a fucking wild animal ripped him apart. No, no, no, I'm not fu- We're not fucking going there. Oh, fuck.
Sammy
Why are you all acting so weird?
Joey
There are stories about Lazaar's hit man.
Frank
Can we not do this, please?!
Joey
Valdez.
Rickles
I heard a story once. Three of Lazaar's top guys got pinched a few years ago. ] . Night before the trial, they were ] on the top floor of a hotel. A dozen agents in the next room and two on the door. Next morning, FBI goes into the room. All they bodies are ripped apart... limbs... and organs missing. Decapitations. That his signature. Valdez. He's a fucking animal. And there was no way in or out of that room except for the front door or the 23rd window. So how'd he do it?
[[w:Federal Bureau of Investigation|The FBI; https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flipped flipped 'em; [w:Occupancy|all holed up]
Sammy
Bullshit.
Rickles
It's not fucking bullshit.
Frank
That's not the first time I heard that story.
Joey
We'd better check on the girl.
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Confrontation Over a Mistaken Action
Beast
What are you doing here?! What did you do to it?!
[to Belle, who is in the West Wing admiring the enchanted rose; enraged]
Belle
Nothing!
[frightened]
Beast
Do you realize what you could have done? You could have damned us all! Get out of here! GO!!!!!!
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The Power of Imagination and Escape
Beast
A little gift from the Enchantress. A book that truly allows you to escape.
[to Belle, opening the enchanted book]
Belle
How amazing!
[fascinated]
Beast
It was her cruelest trick of all. It was just another curse. Perhaps our world has no place for a creature like me. But it can for you.
[sadly]
Beast
Think of the one place that you've always wanted to see. Now find it in your mind's eye and feel it in your heart.
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A Urgent Warning in a Mysterious Castle
Belle
Papa, is that you?
Maurice
Belle, how did you find me?
Belle
Your hands are ice. We need to get you home.
Maurice
Belle. Belle, you must leave here at once. This castle is alive. Now go before he finds you!
Belle
Who?
Belle
Who's there? Who are you?!
Beast
Who are you?
[angrily]
Belle
I've come for my father.
Beast
Your father... is a THIEF.
Belle
Liar!
Beast
He stole a rose.
Belle
I asked for the rose. Punish me, not him.
Maurice
No, he means forever. Apparently, that's what happens around here when you pick a flower!
[to Belle]
Belle
A life sentence for a rose?
[to the Beast]
Beast
I received eternal damnation for one. I'm merely locking him away. Now, do you still wish to take your father's place?
[leaps down to her section of the tower, but remains hidden in the shadows]
Belle
Come into the light.
[The Beast doesn't move. Belle grabs Lumière and holds him up to the Beast's face. Seeing the Beast's intimidating appearance, she gasps in horror]
Beast
Choose.
[scowling]
Maurice
Belle, I won't let you do this. I lost your mother, I won't lose you too! Now go. Go!
[coughs]
Belle
All right, Papa. I'll leave. I need a minute alone with him. You're being so cold-hearted you won't allow a daughter to say goodbye to her father? Forever can spare a minute.
[to the Beast; The Beast turns away]
Beast
When this door closes, it will not open again.
Belle
I should have been here with you.
Maurice
Listen, Belle. It's alright. Go. Live your life, and forget about me.
Belle
Forget you? Everything I am is because of you.
Maurice
I love you, Belle. Don't be afraid.
Belle
I love you too, Papa. I'm not afraid. And I will escape, I promise.
[she and Maurice hug; whispers]
Maurice
What?
[confused; Belle pushes Maurice out of the dungeon and closes the door]
Beast
You took his place.
Belle
He's my father.
Beast
Then he is a fool. And so are you!
Maurice
Belle...
Belle
Papa! Be gentle with him!
[to the Beast]
Maurice
Belle, I'll come back! I promise!
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Doubts About the Dog Team's Performance
Charles
Lazy mutts!
Mercedes
I'm not so sure about those dogs. Maybe we should have bought a different team.
Charles
Maybe we should feed them.
Mercedes
Maybe we should have stayed on the trail.
Hal
MUSH!
Mercedes
Ah! No! Make it stop!
Hal
GAAAHHH!
[yells in frustration]
Hal
Maybe a little encouragement. MUSH! MUSH!
[whips the team and the dogs yelp; whips again]
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Desperation for Wealth in the Wilderness
Hal
I came all the way out here! You knew something, didn't you? You wanted it all for yourself! Where is it? Where's the gold?
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The Nature of Love and Perception
Belle
Love can transpose to form and dignity. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind...
[reciting lines from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" as the Beast rests]
Belle and Beast
..."And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
Belle
You know Shakespeare.
[surprised]
Beast
I had an expensive education.
[rolls over]
Belle
Actually, ]'s my favorite play.
[visibly excited and engaged; [Romeo and Juliet]
Beast
Ugh, why is that not a surprise?
[groans exasperatedly]
Belle
... I'm sorry?
[lightly offended]
Beast
Well, all that heartache, and pining, and... bleaugh! So many better things to read.
[sticks out his tongue]
Belle
Like what?
[shocked and slightly more offended]
Beast
Well, there are a couple of things in here you could start with....
Beast
Are you all right?
Belle
It's wonderful!
Beast
Yes, I suppose it is. Well, if you like it so much, then it's yours.
Belle
Have you really read every one of these books?
Beast
No, not all of them. Some of them are in Greek.
[scoffs]
Belle
Was that a joke? Are you making jokes now?
[laughs]
Beast
Maybe.
[smirks]
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Establishing Ground Rules for the Task
Lambert
For those of you that don't know, I go by "Lambert". You all came highly recommended. And so far, those recommendations are paying off.
Peter
All right, sweet dreams. Okay.
[''Setting handcuffs on Abigail on a bed'']
Lambert
You know the rules. No real names, no backstories and keep ] to a minimum. It's a 24-hour job and the hard part is already over. Now you babysit. But the only one that sees the girl is this one. So she hears only one voice. The rest of you... get comfortable. Questions?
[[w:Human sexual activity|the grab-ass]
Joey
Yeah. Who's the girl?
Lambert
You don't need to know her name.
Joey
I don't care about her name. Whose kid is she?
Frank
The fuck's that matter to you?
Lambert
A very wealthy man. Who's about to become $50 million poorer. Look, you're safe here and to be completely certain that you can't be tracked, I'm going to collect your cell phones.
Dean
Nobody's tracking me.
Frank
I'm not taking any chances. Give them over.
Lambert
In the bag.
Sammy
One second, I gotta send this real quick. Thank you, just-
[''Tooling on her phone''; ''Lambert grabs it and Sammy pulls it back''; ''Lambert snatches it away'']
Peter
Thank you.
[''Deposits phone in bag'']
Lambert
Keep the doors and the girl isolated. Anything else I can do for you before I leave you to it?
Peter
Uh, how come we can't use our real names?
Frank
So if any of you fucks get caught, we can't rat out the others.
Dean
Yeah, dumbass.
Peter
You asked the same questions in the van.
Lambert
You want names? Fine. ]
[''Points to each crew individually''; [w:Rat Pack|Frank. Dean. Sammy. Peter. Joey and...]
Rickles
Damn. The man got his pulse of pop culture.
Lambert
And you're ]. You happy?
[[w:Don Rickles|Don fucking Rickles]
Rickles
Not really.
Dean
Who the fuck is Don Rickles?
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A Call for War
Trapper
That's not just a signal. That's a call for war.
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Memories of Childhood and Loss
Belle
This is the Paris of my childhood/These were the borders of my life/In this crumbling, dusty attic/Where an artist loved his wife/Easy to remember/Harder to move on/Knowing the Paris of my childhood/Is gone
[singing]
Beast
What happened to your mother?
Belle
It was the one story Papa could never bring himself to tell me. I knew better than to ask.
Beast
A doctor's mask...
[he looks to the chair and gasps softly]
Beast
Plague.
Plague Doctor
We have to leave. Now.
Belle's Mother
Go, before it takes her too.
[to a young Maurice]
Beast
I'm sorry I ever called your father a thief.
Belle
Let's go home.
[whispers]
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A Cautionary Reminder from Trapper
Trapper
Try not to swallow your tongue.
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A Conversation About Literature and Knights
Belle
What are you reading?
[finds the Beast reading in the garden]
Beast
Nothing.
[quickly closes the book]
Belle
Guinevere and Lancelot.
Beast
Well, actually..."King Arthur and the Round Table." Knights, and men, and swords, and things...
[correcting her]
Belle
Still... It's a romance.
Beast
Alright...
Belle
I never thanked you for saving my life.
Beast
Well, I never thanked you for not leaving me to be eaten by wolves.
Belle
They know how to have a good time.
[hears the servants laughing in the castle]
Beast
Yes, but when I enter the room, the laughter dies.
[rolls his eyes]
Belle
Me too.
Belle
The villagers say that I'm a funny girl, but I'm not sure they mean it as a compliment.
Beast
I'm sorry. Your village sounds terrible.
Belle
Almost as lonely as your castle.
[sighs]
Beast
What do you say we run away?
[inspired]
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A Moment of Return and Conflict
Belle
NO!
[watching Gaston chase the Beast on the castle rooftop]
Beast
Belle?
Beast
BELLE! You came back!
Belle
I tried to stop them!
Beast
Stay there! I'm coming!
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Unexpected Encounter with a Ballerina Vampire
Sammy
What the fuck is that thing?!
[''After Abigail revealed her vampire side'']
Joey
We kidnapped a fucking vampire.
Sammy
A ballerina vampire!
Peter
Someone has been messing with us ever since we got here, right?! It's got to be, uh, some kind of trick!
Joey
Shh, we got to get out of here, there's got to be another way!
Frank
No, I checked all the other doors. This is some kind of magnetically sealed locks and these shutters are two inches thick. You think you can hack the locks?
[''To Sammy'']
Sammy
With what internet?
Frank
I don't know, you can't do it manually?
Sammy
Well, even if I could, I don't have any equipment! You know, there's got to be a control room or something!
Joey
Okay. What do we know about vampires?
Peter
That they're not real.
Sammy
What are we talking about, like ] or ]? ]? Very different kind of vampires.
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Joey
Okay, we know they feed off blood.
Sammy
We're really doing right this now?
Joey
They can turn other people into vampires.
Sammy
Oh, okay. Fuck it. Um, they can turn into bats and stuff like that.
Frank
Mind control, they make you do shit.
Joey
They don't have a reflection.
Peter
Not listening to this!
[''Covers ears with hands'']
Joey
Okay, how do we kill a vampire?
Frank
Garlic.
Joey
A stake through the heart.
Frank
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[[w:Crucifix|Crucifixes]
Joey
Holy water.
Frank
Oh, you're a fucking priest now?
Sammy
Daylight is a big one.
Frank
Oh, that's a good one, but it's, hmm... 3:30 in the fucking morning!
[''mockingly glances at wrist watch'']
Peter
Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
[''Repeatedly'']
Frank
Hey dum-dum, we got a real fucking situation here. So I don't give a shit what you think. Either you're helping or you're 270 pounds of dead weight. Which is it?!
[''Lunges at Peter grabbing him by neck'']
Peter
Helping. Just don't do that again.
[''Pulls away Frank's hand'']
Frank
There's pool cues in the game room. Go sharpen them into stakes.
Peter
Okay.
[''Walks away'']
Frank
You, go check the kitchen for ].
[''To Sammy''; [w:garlic|garlic]
Sammy
Alone?
Frank
Yes, alone.
Sammy
Yep.
[''Walks away'']
Joey
What are you thinking?
Frank
I say we tool up and kill her.
Joey
That's a mistake. You said it yourself. This girl is smart. She's been manipulating us from the start. We don't know if any of this stuff is gonna work. And even if it does, killing her would be the stupidest thing we could do.
Frank
And why is that?
Joey
Because we lose the only bargaining chip we have.
Frank
Well, what do you suggest?
Joey
We trade her to Lazaar for our lives.
Frank
No. I'm not betting our lives on your fucking hunch.
Joey
I'm telling you, she's gonna see you coming.
Frank
No! Debate is over! Decision made! Okay?!
Sammy
I got em!
[''Holds up a netted bundle, but the bag does not have garlic.'']
Frank
Sammy, those are fucking onions!
Sammy
Well, I don't cook! I don't know!
Frank
All right. Let's go kill us a fucking... vampire!
[''Walks off'']
Joey
Good luck. Oh, I'm not going. I already told you why. And if you put your hand around my neck, you'll lose it.
[''Frank turns to her'']
Frank
I'm not going to touch you. Go put your feet up. You two, on me. Let's hit the kitchen first. Fucking onions.
[''Holds a hand''; ''To Peter and Sammy'']
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The Call of the Wild - Hal
Hal
Oh, you know this, do you? Good. You see it, boy? You see it? Good.
[last words before his death]
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Unlicensed Detective's Favor Exchange Explained
Kenny Kristo
So you're a private detective, is that right?
Matthew Scudder
Unlicensed.
Kenny Kristo
What's that mean?
Matthew Scudder
It means that sometimes I do favors for people and sometimes in return, they give me gifts.
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Tensions Rise Over Dog Sledding Decisions
Hal
Charles, persuade him, please.
Mercedes
Not the pup. Charles, put that down or I'll... I won't go a step! Charles!
John Thornton
Remember me? Yeah, I know. Your rudders are frozen. If you help your dogs, it might allow you to take the gee pole and break them out.
[walks over to Hal]
Hal
Gee pole?
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Dinner Invitation Amidst Uncertainty and Loss
Beast
You'll join me for dinner. That's not a request.
[to Belle, gruffly]
Mrs. Potts
Gently, Master. The girl lost her father and her freedom in one day.
Lumière
Yes, the poor thing is probably in there scared to death.
Belle
Just a minute.
Lumière
You see? There she is. Now remember: Be gentle.
Mrs. Potts
Kind.
Plumette
Mmm, charming.
Cogsworth
Sweet!
Lumière
And when she opens the door, give her a dashing, debonaire smile! Come, come, show me the smile!
Cogsworth
Oh, dear!
Plumette
Oh, no!
Beast
Will you join me for dinner?
[his smile vanishes; graciously]
Belle
You've taken me as your prisoner, and now you want to have dinner with me? Are you insane?
[scoffs]
Plumette
Uh-oh! He's losing it!
Cogsworth
Oh, dear!
Beast
I told you to join me for dinner!
[pounds on Belle's door repeatedly, angrily yelling]
Belle
And I told you no!
[angrily]
Madame Garderobe
Oh, what time is it? What's happening?
[awakens startled]
Belle
I'd starve before I ever eat with you!
Beast
Well, be my guest! Go ahead and starve! If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all! Idiots!
[roaring ferociously; to Lumiere angrily; storms off]
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Misunderstandings Lead to Unfortunate Consequences
Beast
OOWW!!! That hurts.
[roaring in pain]
Belle
If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much.
Beast
If you hadn't run away, none of this would have happened.
Belle
Well, if you hadn't frightened me, I wouldn't have run away!
Beast
Well, YOU shouldn't have been in the West Wing.
Belle
Well, YOU should learn to control your temper!
Belle
Try to get some rest.
Mrs. Potts
Thank you, miss.
Lumière
We are eternally grateful.
Belle
Why do you care about him so much?
Mrs. Potts
We've looked after him all his life.
Belle
But he's cursed you somehow. Why? You did nothing.
[Cogsworth feels ashamed at the remark]
Mrs. Potts
You're quite right there, dear. You see, when the Master lost his mother, and his cruel father took that sweet, innocent lad and twisted him up to be just like him, we did nothing.
[ashamed]
Lumière
Let him sleep.
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The Pursuit of Happiness and Freedom
Beast
You think you could be happy here?
Belle
Can anybody be happy if they aren't free?
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True Love Prevails in Unexpected Moments
Cogsworth
Well, Master, I have had my doubts, but everything is moving like clockwork. True love really does win the day!
Beast
I let her go.
Cogsworth
You... what?!
Lumière
Master, how could you do that?
Beast
I had to.
Cogsworth
But why?
Mrs. Potts
Because he loves her.
Lumière
Then why are we not human?
Cogsworth
Because she doesn't love him and now it's too late.
Plumette
But, she might still come back.
Beast
No. I set her free. I'm sorry I couldn't do the same for all of you. Now, go. Our time is almost past.
Lumière
Come, my love.
Beast
I was the one who had it all,I was the master of my fate.I never needed anybody in my life,I learned the truth too late.I'll never shake away the pain,I close my eyes but she's still there.I let her steal into my melancholy heart,It's more than I can bear.
[sings]
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