Memorable Quotes from Dana Carvey
8 quotesEddie Declares Malkin Blowers as Top Team
Eddie
Malkin Blowers are #1!
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Conflict Over Influence and Intentions
Trent
What kind of crap are you putting into his head?
Pistachio Disguisey
Uh, the niceness?
Trent
Niceness?" What are you, his dad? You are trying to horn in in my action, aren't cha?
Pistachio
You are trying to horn in in my action, aren't cha?
[imitates Trent]
Trent
What?
[looks away and back]
Pistachio
What?
[imitates Trent]
Trent
Are you mocking me?
Pistachio
Are you mocking me?
[imitates Trent]
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A Kind Gesture Towards Pinkie
Eddie
Louis, what the hell do you think you're doing?
Lou
Autographing Pinkie's car.
Eddie
That's not very nice. Let's do something nice for the guy. Let's give Pinkie a convertable.
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Garth's Perspective on Wayne's Character
Garth Algar
Look, there's Garth, and his friend Wayne...the psychopath.
[Telling Wayne what people might say if he mentions Jim Morrison on the show]
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Challenge Accepted in a Game of Wits
Eddie
You can't even bury an 8 ball, Pinkie.
Pinkie
Put your money where your mouth is, Chooch.
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Communication Boundaries in Conversations
Eddie
You do not talk when I'm talking.
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Ethics of Sponsorship and Creative Control
Benjamin Kane
Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is, he's the sponsor, and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.
Wayne Campbell
] pizza box] Well, that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.
[With a [[w:Pizza Hut|Pizza Hut; Pulls a slice out of the box, and poses]
Benjamin
Sorry you feel that way, but basically, it's the nature of the beast.
Wayne
Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?
[holding a bag of [[w:Doritos|Doritos; Eats a chip and poses]
Garth Algar
] sportswear] It's like people only do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad.
[dressed head-to-toe in [[w:Reebok|Reebok]
Wayne
I can't talk about it anymore. It's giving me a headache.
Garth
Here, take two of these. ] into Wayne's hand, which is seen in black-and-white save for the yellow pills]
[drops two [[w:Nuprin|Nuprin]
Wayne
Ahh, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
Benjamin
Look, you can stay here in the big-leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.
Wayne
].] Yes, and it's The Choice of a New Generation.
[Holds up a can of [[w:Pepsi|Pepsi; Takes a sip and smiles to the camera]
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A Humorous Reference to Ancient Wisdom
Eddie
As Pericles said to the Athenians, "Where do I drain the lizard?".
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