Opportunity Knocks - A Kind Gesture Towards Pinkie
Eddie:
Louis, what the hell do you think you're doing?
Lou:
Autographing Pinkie's car.
Eddie:
That's not very nice. Let's do something nice for the guy. Let's give Pinkie a convertable.
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Opportunity Knocks - Challenge Accepted in a Game of Wits
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Opportunity Knocks - Communication Boundaries in Conversations
Eddie:
You do not talk when I'm talking.
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Opportunity Knocks - Eddie Declares Malkin Blowers as Top Team
Eddie:
Malkin Blowers are #1!
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Opportunity Knocks - A Humorous Reference to Ancient Wisdom
Eddie:
As Pericles said to the Athenians, "Where do I drain the lizard?".
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The Master of Disguise - Conflict Over Influence and Intentions
Trent:
What kind of crap are you putting into his head?
Pistachio Disguisey:
Uh, the niceness?
Trent:
Niceness?" What are you, his dad? You are trying to horn in in my action, aren't cha?
Pistachio: [imitates Trent]
You are trying to horn in in my action, aren't cha?
Trent: [looks away and back]
What?
Pistachio: [imitates Trent]
What?
Trent:
Are you mocking me?
Pistachio: [imitates Trent]
Are you mocking me?
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Wayne's World 2 - Garth's Perspective on Wayne's Character
Garth Algar: [Telling Wayne what people might say if he mentions Jim Morrison on the show]
Look, there's Garth, and his friend Wayne...the psychopath.
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Wayne's World - Ethics of Sponsorship and Creative Control
Benjamin Kane:
Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is, he's the sponsor, and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.
Wayne Campbell: [With a [[w:Pizza Hut|Pizza Hut; Pulls a slice out of the box, and poses]
] pizza box] Well, that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.
Benjamin:
Sorry you feel that way, but basically, it's the nature of the beast.
Wayne: [holding a bag of [[w:Doritos|Doritos; Eats a chip and poses]
Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Garth Algar: [dressed head-to-toe in [[w:Reebok|Reebok]
] sportswear] It's like people only do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad.
Wayne:
I can't talk about it anymore. It's giving me a headache.
Garth: [drops two [[w:Nuprin|Nuprin]
Here, take two of these. ] into Wayne's hand, which is seen in black-and-white save for the yellow pills]
Wayne:
Ahh, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
Benjamin:
Look, you can stay here in the big-leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.
Wayne: [Holds up a can of [[w:Pepsi|Pepsi; Takes a sip and smiles to the camera]
].] Yes, and it's The Choice of a New Generation.
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