Dana Lee Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

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Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

Grocery Store Encounter with Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn ] in grocery store with Cassandra] Yes.

[''Dumps bottles of [[w:laxatives|laxatives]

Cassandra Cain What are we even doing here?

Harley Quinn There are two ways that diamond's coming outta ya. This way, or this way. That's what I thought. Also, I'm outta groceries.

[''Holds up laxatives bottle''; ''Pulls off and holds up a boxed knife with Cassandra picking up laxatives bottle holding it up for choice'']

Cassandra Cain So, how long you been a mercenary?

Harley Quinn Hey, where did you get...

Cassandra Cain You're so busy looking at my right hand, you haven't even thought about my left...

Harley Quinn Your left hand is cuffed to mine. I'll have to learn that one.

[''Holds up right hand''; ''Realizes Cassandra slipped out of handcuffs'']

Cassandra Cain Can we get this?

[''Reaches for [[w:Marshmallow creme|Marshmallow creme spread; ''Puts it in cart'']

Harley Quinn You're not gonna try to run, are you?

Cassandra Cain Look, if there's really a half mil on my head, I figure I'm better off with the person who's not gonna cut me open.

Harley Quinn Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you. I do not care that you're a kid. I saw that.

[''Cassandra slips an item into jacket'']

Cassandra Cain Seriously though, how'd you get to be here? I mean, shopping at fancy-ass stores, you're making bank, you have your own business. How'd you do it? Come on, tell me. Woman to woman. Being a pickpocket's fine and all, but I got real potential. I mean, how do I be like you? Well, except for the crazy part. But other than that.

Harley Quinn Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient, break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. Get arrested by the Batman. Go back to jail, get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail before breaking up with the aforementioned madman and going out on your own. Number two... Six bucks for tap water with a fucking cucumber stick in it? That's crazy. I'm not shopping at this store. I'm robbing this store. Consider this your first lesson. Paying is for dummies.

[''Runs with shopping cart to exit'']

Grocery store staff Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[''Gets knocked down'']

Harley Quinn Move it!

[''Walks across street with Cassandra'']

Cassandra Cain Whoops. Ah...

[''Drops item on ground''; ''Continues walking'']

Harley Quinn This is Doc's . And this is Doc.

[''Entering Doc's [[w:Taiwanese cuisine|Taiwanese take-out establishment]

Doc Lotus flower!

Harley Quinn Hiya, Doc. How are ya?

[''Hugs him'']

Doc Good.

Harley Quinn He's the Taiwanese grandpa I never had. He knows everything and everyone. Nothing happens around here, let me tell you, without Doc knowing about it. And he happens to be the only person who actually cares about me.

[''Kisses and strokes his cheek'']

Doc I do?

Harley Quinn Yes, you do.

Doc She's been ordering #32 with extra chili for many years. Lesson number two, you always want extra chili with #32.

Harley Quinn So you don't have to taste his cooking.

Doc Lotus flower, you have to get upstairs before someone sees. Everyone's looking for you. And you.

Harley and Cassandra We know.

Harley Quinn I'm telling you, if you want boys to respect you, you have to show them that you're serious. Blow something up. shoot someone. Nothing gets a guy's attention like violence. Shut that door. Lock it. Keep your sticky paws to yourself, okay? This place... Well, it ain't much, but it's better than a prison cell.

[''Entering her apartment'']

Cassandra Cain ...is so fucking dope. Oh, shit. Is that a hyena in a bathtub?

[''Referring to Bruce'']

Harley Quinn I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy. He's my little dumpling, aren't you? Aren't you, my little baby? Aren't you, Brucey? Yes. I love you. I never said that. I love you both equally. ] beaver Cassandra is observing] Who, that? It's Cass. You're so pretty.

[''Fawning over Bruce''; ''Turns head with sly face''; ''Referring to [[w:taxidermy|taxidermied; ''To Bruce'']

Cassandra Cain Who's this?

Harley Quinn It's a beaver.

Cassandra Cain Hmm.

[''Puts down taxidermy item'']

Harley Quinn ] to do a ] cliché with Brucey] Does Brucey want a treat? Does Brucey want a treat?

[''Uses [[w:Twizzlers|a licorice candy twizzler; [w:Lady and the Tramp|Lady and the Tramp]

Cassandra Cain What's this?

[''Observing drawing on wall with knives on its face'']

Harley Quinn It's art. Don't touch.

[''Walks over'']

Cassandra Cain He your ex or something?

Harley Quinn You don't know who that is? The Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime? My former partner in madness? The Harlequin of Hate? The Jester of Genocide? You've never heard of him?

Cassandra Cain Well, sounds like a dick.