Ella Jay Basco

Harley Quinn: [''Dumps bottles of [[w:laxatives|laxatives] ] in grocery store with Cassandra] Yes.

Cassandra Cain: What are we even doing here?

Harley Quinn: [''Holds up laxatives bottle''; ''Pulls off and holds up a boxed knife with Cassandra picking up laxatives bottle holding it up for choice''] There are two ways that diamond's coming outta ya. This way, or this way. That's what I thought. Also, I'm outta groceries.

Cassandra Cain: So, how long you been a mercenary?

Harley Quinn: Hey, where did you get...

Cassandra Cain: You're so busy looking at my right hand, you haven't even thought about my left...

Harley Quinn: [''Holds up right hand''; ''Realizes Cassandra slipped out of handcuffs''] Your left hand is cuffed to mine. I'll have to learn that one.

Cassandra Cain: [''Reaches for [[w:Marshmallow creme|Marshmallow creme spread; ''Puts it in cart''] Can we get this?

Harley Quinn: You're not gonna try to run, are you?

Cassandra Cain: Look, if there's really a half mil on my head, I figure I'm better off with the person who's not gonna cut me open.

Harley Quinn: [''Cassandra slips an item into jacket''] Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you. I do not care that you're a kid. I saw that.

Cassandra Cain: Seriously though, how'd you get to be here? I mean, shopping at fancy-ass stores, you're making bank, you have your own business. How'd you do it? Come on, tell me. Woman to woman. Being a pickpocket's fine and all, but I got real potential. I mean, how do I be like you? Well, except for the crazy part. But other than that.

Harley Quinn: [''Runs with shopping cart to exit''] Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient, break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. Get arrested by the Batman. Go back to jail, get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail before breaking up with the aforementioned madman and going out on your own. Number two... Six bucks for tap water with a fucking cucumber stick in it? That's crazy. I'm not shopping at this store. I'm robbing this store. Consider this your first lesson. Paying is for dummies.

Grocery store staff: [''Gets knocked down''] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Harley Quinn: [''Walks across street with Cassandra''] Move it!

Cassandra Cain: [''Drops item on ground''; ''Continues walking''] Whoops. Ah...

Harley Quinn: [''Entering Doc's [[w:Taiwanese cuisine|Taiwanese take-out establishment] This is Doc's . And this is Doc.

Doc: Lotus flower!

Harley Quinn: [''Hugs him''] Hiya, Doc. How are ya?

Doc: Good.

Harley Quinn: [''Kisses and strokes his cheek''] He's the Taiwanese grandpa I never had. He knows everything and everyone. Nothing happens around here, let me tell you, without Doc knowing about it. And he happens to be the only person who actually cares about me.

Doc: I do?

Harley Quinn: Yes, you do.

Doc: She's been ordering #32 with extra chili for many years. Lesson number two, you always want extra chili with #32.

Harley Quinn: So you don't have to taste his cooking.

Doc: Lotus flower, you have to get upstairs before someone sees. Everyone's looking for you. And you.

Harley and Cassandra: We know.

Harley Quinn: [''Entering her apartment''] I'm telling you, if you want boys to respect you, you have to show them that you're serious. Blow something up. shoot someone. Nothing gets a guy's attention like violence. Shut that door. Lock it. Keep your sticky paws to yourself, okay? This place... Well, it ain't much, but it's better than a prison cell.

Cassandra Cain: [''Referring to Bruce''] ...is so fucking dope. Oh, shit. Is that a hyena in a bathtub?

Harley Quinn: [''Fawning over Bruce''; ''Turns head with sly face''; ''Referring to [[w:taxidermy|taxidermied; ''To Bruce''] I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy. He's my little dumpling, aren't you? Aren't you, my little baby? Aren't you, Brucey? Yes. I love you. I never said that. I love you both equally. ] beaver Cassandra is observing] Who, that? It's Cass. You're so pretty.

Cassandra Cain: Who's this?

Harley Quinn: It's a beaver.

Cassandra Cain: [''Puts down taxidermy item''] Hmm.

Harley Quinn: [''Uses [[w:Twizzlers|a licorice candy twizzler; [w:Lady and the Tramp|Lady and the Tramp] ] to do a ] cliché with Brucey] Does Brucey want a treat? Does Brucey want a treat?

Cassandra Cain: [''Observing drawing on wall with knives on its face''] What's this?

Harley Quinn: [''Walks over''] It's art. Don't touch.

Cassandra Cain: He your ex or something?

Harley Quinn: You don't know who that is? The Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime? My former partner in madness? The Harlequin of Hate? The Jester of Genocide? You've never heard of him?

Cassandra Cain: Well, sounds like a dick.