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Harley Quinn: [''Dumps bottles of [[w:laxatives|laxatives] ] in grocery store with Cassandra] Yes.

Cassandra Cain: What are we even doing here?

Harley Quinn: [''Holds up laxatives bottle''; ''Pulls off and holds up a boxed knife with Cassandra picking up laxatives bottle holding it up for choice''] There are two ways that diamond's coming outta ya. This way, or this way. That's what I thought. Also, I'm outta groceries.

Cassandra Cain: So, how long you been a mercenary?

Harley Quinn: Hey, where did you get...

Cassandra Cain: You're so busy looking at my right hand, you haven't even thought about my left...

Harley Quinn: [''Holds up right hand''; ''Realizes Cassandra slipped out of handcuffs''] Your left hand is cuffed to mine. I'll have to learn that one.

Cassandra Cain: [''Reaches for [[w:Marshmallow creme|Marshmallow creme spread; ''Puts it in cart''] Can we get this?

Harley Quinn: You're not gonna try to run, are you?

Cassandra Cain: Look, if there's really a half mil on my head, I figure I'm better off with the person who's not gonna cut me open.

Harley Quinn: [''Cassandra slips an item into jacket''] Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you. I do not care that you're a kid. I saw that.

Cassandra Cain: Seriously though, how'd you get to be here? I mean, shopping at fancy-ass stores, you're making bank, you have your own business. How'd you do it? Come on, tell me. Woman to woman. Being a pickpocket's fine and all, but I got real potential. I mean, how do I be like you? Well, except for the crazy part. But other than that.

Harley Quinn: [''Runs with shopping cart to exit''] Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient, break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. Get arrested by the Batman. Go back to jail, get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail before breaking up with the aforementioned madman and going out on your own. Number two... Six bucks for tap water with a fucking cucumber stick in it? That's crazy. I'm not shopping at this store. I'm robbing this store. Consider this your first lesson. Paying is for dummies.

Grocery store staff: [''Gets knocked down''] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Harley Quinn: [''Walks across street with Cassandra''] Move it!

Cassandra Cain: [''Drops item on ground''; ''Continues walking''] Whoops. Ah...

Harley Quinn: [''Entering Doc's [[w:Taiwanese cuisine|Taiwanese take-out establishment] This is Doc's . And this is Doc.

Doc: Lotus flower!

Harley Quinn: [''Hugs him''] Hiya, Doc. How are ya?

Doc: Good.

Harley Quinn: [''Kisses and strokes his cheek''] He's the Taiwanese grandpa I never had. He knows everything and everyone. Nothing happens around here, let me tell you, without Doc knowing about it. And he happens to be the only person who actually cares about me.

Doc: I do?

Harley Quinn: Yes, you do.

Doc: She's been ordering #32 with extra chili for many years. Lesson number two, you always want extra chili with #32.

Harley Quinn: So you don't have to taste his cooking.

Doc: Lotus flower, you have to get upstairs before someone sees. Everyone's looking for you. And you.

Harley and Cassandra: We know.

Harley Quinn: [''Entering her apartment''] I'm telling you, if you want boys to respect you, you have to show them that you're serious. Blow something up. shoot someone. Nothing gets a guy's attention like violence. Shut that door. Lock it. Keep your sticky paws to yourself, okay? This place... Well, it ain't much, but it's better than a prison cell.

Cassandra Cain: [''Referring to Bruce''] ...is so fucking dope. Oh, shit. Is that a hyena in a bathtub?

Harley Quinn: [''Fawning over Bruce''; ''Turns head with sly face''; ''Referring to [[w:taxidermy|taxidermied; ''To Bruce''] I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy. He's my little dumpling, aren't you? Aren't you, my little baby? Aren't you, Brucey? Yes. I love you. I never said that. I love you both equally. ] beaver Cassandra is observing] Who, that? It's Cass. You're so pretty.

Cassandra Cain: Who's this?

Harley Quinn: It's a beaver.

Cassandra Cain: [''Puts down taxidermy item''] Hmm.

Harley Quinn: [''Uses [[w:Twizzlers|a licorice candy twizzler; [w:Lady and the Tramp|Lady and the Tramp] ] to do a ] cliché with Brucey] Does Brucey want a treat? Does Brucey want a treat?

Cassandra Cain: [''Observing drawing on wall with knives on its face''] What's this?

Harley Quinn: [''Walks over''] It's art. Don't touch.

Cassandra Cain: He your ex or something?

Harley Quinn: You don't know who that is? The Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime? My former partner in madness? The Harlequin of Hate? The Jester of Genocide? You've never heard of him?

Cassandra Cain: Well, sounds like a dick.

Cassandra Cain: [''"Some [[w:Frida Kahlo|Frida Khalo] ]-looking asshole" fires shot at Harley's vehicle waking up Casandra] Whoa.

Harley Quinn: [''Hands ignited dynamite stick to Cassandra who throws it out of vehicle window which detonates the pursuer's vehicle''] Oh, good. You're awake. Toss that for me, will ya?

Cassandra Cain: What the fuck?! Who did I just blow up?!

Harley Quinn: Either someone who wants me dead, or someone looking to collect the half-million dollar reward on your head.

Cassandra: Half a million dollars?!

Harley Quinn: Yeah.

Cassandra Cain: Do I look like I'm worth half a million dollars?!

Harley Quinn: Not really.

Cassandra Cain: You've got the wrong kid! Now, uncuff me!

Harley Quinn: Oh, sure. As soon as you give me the diamond.

Cassandra Cain: [''Harley steers sharply onto an adjacent street jumping a curb nearly missing a pedestrian and stops''] What diamond?!

Pedestrian: Fuck you!

Harley Quinn: Look at me!

Cassandra Cain: What?! I don't know nothing about no diamond!

Harley Quinn: The inflection in your voice, the way you can't hold eye contact, and the fact that you're a filthy little thief, all suggest that you do. Now, you can give it to me, or I can give you to the man that diamond belongs to. But trust me when I say, you're not gonna like what he's gonna do to ya. Now, hand it over!

Cassandra Cain: Yeah, not gonna happen.

Harley Quinn: Come again?

Cassandra Cain: I said I can't.

Harley Quinn: One more time.

Cassandra Cain: I can't give it to you.

Harley Quinn: Why not?

Cassandra Cain: Because I ate it, okay?

Cassandra Cain: I really like your earrings.

Woman: Why, thank you.

Man 1: There's the thief. There's the thief.

Cassandra Cain: Get off of me!

Man 2: That little girl took my watch.

Cassandra Cain: I didn't do nothing.

Victor: Where the fuck's the diamond? I just fucking had it.

Harley Quinn: [''Voiceover''; ''Multiple police officers approaching her cornered in an alleyway''] In the storytelling business, this dummy swallowing that diamond is called a complication. A complication I didn't exactly need right now. Parley?

Dinah Lance: We lost the diamond.

Roman Sionis: [''Receiving [[w:botox|botox injections] What?!

Dinah Lance: We're really sorry, Mr. S. This kid...

Victor: We never even got our hands on it.

Botox injectionist: [''Roman grabs his hand tightly and swipes it away''] Ow! Help!

Roman Sionis: [''To woman [[w:sage|burning sage] Get out! Get out of here! You, too! Go! With your fucking sage stinking my place up. Fuck off!

Victor: [''Hands over a police perp profile paper''] Here she is.

Roman Sionis: [''Holds up paper''] She's a child!

Dinah Lance: [''To subordinate''] She's just a kid. She's... What?!

Subordinate: We have Harley Quinn downstairs, as requested.

Roman Sionis: [''Crumples up and throws paper''; ''Throws pillow on floor''] Fuck off! Get out! Fucking out! Fuck! These are my things! This diamond is my things!

Victor: Yes.

Roman Sionis: [''Throws pillow''] My things! Fucking fuck! I don't ask for much, do I?!

Victor: No.

Roman Sionis: Why is this happening to me?! Why?!

Victor: [''Restraining Roman''] I'm gonna get your diamond back. I promise. Why don't we go downstairs and kill that Harley bitch? Blow off a little steam.

Roman Sionis: [''Walks off''] Yeah, I have wanted to do that for quite some time. Okay. I'll go get changed.

Dinah Lance: All right. We can go.

Victor: I'll take that.

Dinah Lance: Mr. S said for me to hold on to it.

Victor: Go get your car.

Harley Quinn: [''Voiceover''] That rock. That rock's about to become the key to whether or not I live to enjoy my newfound independence.

Dinah Lance: [''Thwarts Cassandra's pickpocketing attempt at her vehicle''] Get off me. What the hell are you doing here?!

Cassandra Cain: You're not the only one who makes money off of dumb, rich, white people!

Dinah Lance: Well, you know what? One day you're gonna pick the wrong pocket, sis.

Cassandra Cain: [''Walks across street''] Okay. Whatever.

Dinah Lance: Dumb-ass kids.

Distant man: You're the one who wanted the kid! I never wanted her!

Dinah Lance: Let me guess. Parents?

Cassandra Cain: Foster parents.

Dinah Lance: Right. Sorry, kid.

Cassandra Cain: Sorry about your face. Shit, you do have something on your face.

Dinah Lance: You should've seen the other guy. Uh...

Distant man: I want that kid out of my fucking house!

Dinah Lance: [''Puts dollar bill on stairway railing post''] You know, kid, not every day is gonna be like this. You just gotta hang in there. Get something to eat. Stay outta that. It's not worth it.

Distant man: Don't talk to me like that!

Harley Quinn: Canary spends the next week settling in to her new job as Roman's personal driver.

Roman Sionis: [''Walks to vehicle in fish market''] Ew. Okay.

Harley Quinn: [[w:List of police-related slang terms|the crosshairs of my favorite little piggy] What she didn't know is that driving Mr. Face-peely-pants was gonna put her right in ].

Renee Montoya: [''Approaches Dinah leaving apartment''] Dinah Lance?

Dinah Lance: Who the hell are you?

Renee Montoya: I'm Renee Montoya, detective with GCPD. Your predecessor and I had an arrangement.

Dinah Lance: Oh, really?

Renee Montoya: He told me that there was a shipment coming in. A diamond. A very special diamond.

Dinah Lance: [''Starts walking down hallway''] Yeah, not interested, lady. Thanks for the coffee.

Renee Montoya: Do you know who you're working for?

Dinah Lance: [''Starts walking down stairs''] Damn right, I do. He's the man who gave me a job. Took me off the streets.

Renee Montoya: Yeah, well, he's also a very dangerous man. A criminal. A murderer. What would your mother think of you working for a guy like that, huh? You have the same power she had. Don't you think she would want you to use it?

Dinah Lance: [''Turns and walks back up stairs''] The hell do you know about my mother?

Renee Montoya: Back in the day, she used to help the GCPD. She was a good woman.

Dinah Lance: Yeah. She was a damn good woman. The kind of woman who put everyone else's lives before her own. And when she was found dead in the street, where the fuck were you and your boys in blue then? Now you wanna come and knock on my door and ask me to help you out and make the same mistake she did? Yeah. Good luck with that.

Renee Montoya: That's fair enough. And I'm sorry for your loss. For the record, that would never happen on my watch.

Cassandra Cain: [to Harley, during the scene where she was held hostage by Black Mask, before revealing she put a grenade on him with the pin she held on her finger] I took your ring!