Mr. Brooks - A Dark Proposal Between Killers
Earl Brooks:
How did you find me, Mr. Smith?
Mr. Smith: [claps]
You're "Man of the Year", Mr. Brooks. Your picture's in the paper. And if it hadn't had been, I don't know. I don't know what I would've done.
Earl Brooks:
Lucky me. What is it that I can help you with?
Mr. Smith: [lowers voice]
I've been watching that couple for months. Yeah, they like to make love with the blinds open. Sometimes I would take pictures; visual aids for later. It's a great way to get off, I'll tell you that. It was fun, I thought, until I saw you kill them. And I have never, ever, felt a... a... rush that like, ever! I know you're the Thumbprint Killer. You've done this before. What I want... is for you to take me with you next time you kill someone. And I'd like that to be soon.
Marshall: [sarcastically]
And you were worried that this was going to be unpleasant? The answer is simple. Just tell Mr. Smith that you decided never to kill again, and he'll go away.
Earl Brooks:
You enjoy watching me suffer, don't you?
Marshall:
In a word, yes.
Earl Brooks:
Where do you think he has the other pictures?
Marshall:
He put them in a safety deposit box. But I'll bet the box is at the bank where he keeps his checking account. The key... is on his key chain! He really wants to do this. He's not going to the cops.
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Waiting... - Floyd expresses frustration with a strong remark
Floyd:
Fuck you, bitch!
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Waiting... - Embracing Change and Taking Risks
Floyd:
Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God, I can't wait to quit this job!
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Waiting... - Salad Order Without Bacon
Floyd:
Yes Masta..Right away, Masta..Ain't gonna be no bacon on the salad, Masta...no bacon..oh no no no.
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Waiting... - Service with a Side of Humor
Floyd:
Sir yes sir! Blue cheese for you stat! Have a good day big guy.
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Waiting... - Floyd's Bold Introduction to the Thunderdome
Floyd:
Welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch!
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Dan in Real Life - Friendship and Misunderstandings in Relationships
Mitch:
Dude I'm sorry, but any girl that moves like that...a guy has got to wonder.
Dan: [points to Marie]
Hey!
Mitch:
Oh, no, she's cool. Marie, you're cool right?
Marie:
Of course! I'm cool. But I don't think Dan's interested in her.
Mitch:
He's not?
Dan:
I'm not?
Marie: [Dan gets up to go dance with Ruthy]
I don't think you are. Are you?
Mitch:
Oh, alright! I don't know, but it seems like something was holding him back before.
Marie:
Not anymore.
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Dan in Real Life - The Impact of Brief Connections
Mitch:
So, Harvard Medical, Johns Hopkins, you're certainly doing well for yourself Ruthy.
Dan:
Yeah, it's impressive.
Mitch:
Must not leave enough time, though, for dating.
Ruthy: [starts to cry]
Well, there was someone...um, he was very special in my life, but um... he was...lost in a...freak accident, I'm so sorry! What's weird is that we had only known each other three days, but you know how sometimes you just...know.
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Dan in Real Life - Family Concerns About Dan's Behavior
Mrs Burns:
Dan, hi.
Dan:
Hey.
Mrs. Burns:
Honey, you know we're worried about you. You know that.
Mr. Burns:
And with your behavior last night and this morning, we are now officially worried.
Dan:
Well, I'm touched but, but, I'm fine.
Mrs. Burns:
We're having a discussion.
Dan:
No, no, come on in.
Mrs. Burns:
Dan, this is private, we'd like to talk to you.
Dan:
Go ahead.
Mrs. Burns:
You know, you do so much for your girls, you do so much for all of us. But what are you doing for yourself?
Dan:
Come on in.
Aunt 2:
Can we come in?
Dan:
It's fine. Stay please.
Mrs. Burns:
We'd like to speak to you privately.
Dan:
Go ahead, mom.
Daughter:
Grandma?
Mrs. Burns:
Yes, dear?
Daughter:
Is this because Uncle Dan's acting so weird?
Uncle 2:
Yes, and you know, there's an explanation for all that weirdness.
Dan:
Please, tell us!
All:
Oh, come on!
Uncle 2:
I talked to my neurologist about this!
Mr. Burns:
That's enough!
Mrs. Burns:
That's not what this is about!
Aunt 1:
The one question that no one will ask is: will Dan ever find love again?
Uncle 1:
No, he won't.
Mrs. Burns:
Howard!
Uncle 1:
No, I'm sorry, he won't. If you're open to it, love will find you.
Dan: [laughs]
Oh, perfect.
Uncle 2:
I don't know if I was being clear before, but you've got to unclog that drain.
Dan:
Uh-huh.
Uncle:
Unplug that bottle...I think I mixed the metaphor there.
Dan:
So far what you've missed is; worried, love will find, unplug the drain. Well, thanks we are done!
Mrs. Burns:
No, no. That is not it. We met Margo Draper's daughter at the farmer's market and she asked all about you.
Mr. Burns:
You see Danny, you have to have a little fun.
Mrs. Burns:
Which means she's going to pick you up, and you're going to have drinks! You're going on a date!
Dan:
No mom!
Mrs. Burns:
Yes, honey! It's TIME.
Mitch:
Ruthy Pig-face Draper? Come on mom!
Mrs. Burns:
She's not a Pig-face!
Uncle 2:
Ruthy Pig-face Draper...come on that is downright cruel!
Dan:
Mom, I don't even remember Ruthy Pig-face Draper. I don't wanna go! I don't want to go with...the...pig-face!
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Dan in Real Life - Brotherly Support and Understanding
Dan:
I'm sorry. I was way, way out of line.
Mitch:
No. You're never out of line, you're my brother.
Dan:
I think you'll understand when I--
Mitch:
Look, bro, there's nothing you could say or do that could upset me.
Dan:
The woman I met, at the book store--
Mitch: [raises his hand and Dan stops]
When you were talking about the other girls, I realized what I feel for Marie is different. You know that feeling in um...your...
Dan:
Your heart.
Mitch:
Yeah, your heart. And your heart is...
Dan:
It's pounding.
Mitch:
yes.
Dan:
Like it's right outside of your ribs.
Mitch:
Yeah.
Dan:
And it feels exposed and vulnerable, wonderful and awful, and heartsick, and alive all at the same time.
Mitch:
Yes! What do you call that?
Dan:
Love.
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Dan in Real Life - Family Opinions on Relationships and Consequences
Mitch:
Dad, Mom, what do you think of...?
Mr. Burns:
Mitch, it's just too soon to tell!
Mrs. Burns:
That said...she's bright, lovely, adorable, and if you botch this up, we'll keep her and get rid of you.
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