Dane Cook

Dane Cook Biography

Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges (which is included in the album of the same name), and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident.

He is credited as one of the first comedians to use a personal webpage and MySpace to build a large fan base and in 2006 was described as "alarmingly popular". As an actor, Cook has appeared in films since 1997, including Mystery Men, Waiting..., Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life, Mr. Brooks (in a non-comedic role), and My Best Friend's Girl.

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Dane Cook Movies

Patrice O'Neal: Killing Is Easy

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Fast Times at Ridgemont High: A Virtual Table Read

Vitaminamulch: Air Spectacular

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Planes: Fire & Rescue

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Planes

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Dane Cook TV Shows

Next Caller

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Dane Cook Videos

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Good Luck Chuck - Clip No. 1

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Film Fixation - Third Wheels - Single White Female

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Film Fixation - Third Wheels - Weekend At Bernies

Dane Cook Quotes

A Dark Proposal Between Killers

Earl Brooks: How did you find me, Mr. Smith?

Mr. Smith: [claps] You're "Man of the Year", Mr. Brooks. Your picture's in the paper. And if it hadn't had been, I don't know. I don't know what I would've done.

Earl Brooks: Lucky me. What is it that I can help you with?

Mr. Smith: [lowers voice] I've been watching that couple for months. Yeah, they like to make love with the blinds open. Sometimes I would take pictures; visual aids for later. It's a great way to get off, I'll tell you that. It was fun, I thought, until I saw you kill them. And I have never, ever, felt a... a... rush that like, ever! I know you're the Thumbprint Killer. You've done this before. What I want... is for you to take me with you next time you kill someone. And I'd like that to be soon.

Marshall: [sarcastically] And you were worried that this was going to be unpleasant? The answer is simple. Just tell Mr. Smith that you decided never to kill again, and he'll go away.

Earl Brooks: You enjoy watching me suffer, don't you?

Marshall: In a word, yes.

Earl Brooks: Where do you think he has the other pictures?

Marshall: He put them in a safety deposit box. But I'll bet the box is at the bank where he keeps his checking account. The key... is on his key chain! He really wants to do this. He's not going to the cops.