Memorable Quotes from Daniel Franzese
3 quotesThe Importance of Spring Fling Titles
Damian
She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen.
[about Regina]
Janis
Who cares?
Damian
I care. Every year, the seniors throw this dance for the underclassmen called The Spring Fling. And whomsoever is elected Spring Fling King and Queen automatically becomes head of the Student Activities Committee. And since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would say, yeah, I care.
Janis
Wow, Damian, you've truly out-gayed yourself.
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Confrontation Over a Forgotten Invitation
Cady
Oh God.
Janis
You dirty little liar!
Cady
I'm sorry. I can explain...
Janis
Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party?!
Damian
Janis, I cannot stop this car; I have a curfew at 1 a.m.
Cady
You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be Plastic.
Janis
Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're Plastic. Cold, shiny, hard Plastic!
Damian
Curfew, 1 a.m. It is now 1:10.
Janis
By the way, did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other's awesomeness?
Cady
You know, you're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your eighth-grade revenge!
Janis
God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean. You try to act like you're so innocent. Like, "Oh, I used to live in Africa with all the little birdies and the little monkeys.
Cady
You know what? It's not my fault you're like in love with me or something!
Janis
What?!!
Damian
Oh, no, she did not!
Janis
See? That is the thing with you Plastics. You think that everybody is in love with you, when actually, everybody hates you! Like Aaron Samuels, for example: he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why. Because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch!! Here. You can have this. It won a prize.
Damian
And I want my pink shirt back! You hear me?!! I want my pink shirt back!!
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Character Introductions and Observations in Mean Girls
Janis
That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.
Damian
She asked me how to spell "orange".
Janis
And that little one? That's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian
She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Janis
Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.
Damian
That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
Janis
And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.
Damian
She's the queen bee. The star. Those other two are just her little workers.
Janis
Regina George... How do I even begin to explain Regina George?
Emma Gerber
Regina George is flawless.
Lea Edwards
She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
Mathlete Tim Pak
I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Amber D'Alessio
I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Kristen Hadley
Her favorite movie is ].
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Short girl
One time, she met ] on a plane.
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Jessica Lopez
And he told her she was pretty.
Bethany Byrd
One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome!
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