Mean Girls - Confrontation Over a Forgotten Invitation
Cady:
Oh God.
Janis:
You dirty little liar!
Cady:
I'm sorry. I can explain...
Janis:
Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party?!
Damian:
Janis, I cannot stop this car; I have a curfew at 1 a.m.
Cady:
You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be Plastic.
Janis:
Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're Plastic. Cold, shiny, hard Plastic!
Damian:
Curfew, 1 a.m. It is now 1:10.
Janis:
By the way, did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other's awesomeness?
Cady:
You know, you're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your eighth-grade revenge!
Janis:
God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean. You try to act like you're so innocent. Like, "Oh, I used to live in Africa with all the little birdies and the little monkeys.
Cady:
You know what? It's not my fault you're like in love with me or something!
Janis:
What?!!
Damian:
Oh, no, she did not!
Janis:
See? That is the thing with you Plastics. You think that everybody is in love with you, when actually, everybody hates you! Like Aaron Samuels, for example: he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why. Because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch!! Here. You can have this. It won a prize.
Damian:
And I want my pink shirt back! You hear me?!! I want my pink shirt back!!
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Mean Girls - The Importance of Spring Fling Titles
Damian: [about Regina]
She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen.
Janis:
Who cares?
Damian:
I care. Every year, the seniors throw this dance for the underclassmen called The Spring Fling. And whomsoever is elected Spring Fling King and Queen automatically becomes head of the Student Activities Committee. And since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would say, yeah, I care.
Janis:
Wow, Damian, you've truly out-gayed yourself.
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Mean Girls - Character Introductions and Observations in Mean Girls
Janis:
That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.
Damian:
She asked me how to spell "orange".
Janis:
And that little one? That's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian:
She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Janis:
Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.
Damian:
That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
Janis:
And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.
Damian:
She's the queen bee. The star. Those other two are just her little workers.
Janis:
Regina George... How do I even begin to explain Regina George?
Emma Gerber:
Regina George is flawless.
Lea Edwards:
She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
Mathlete Tim Pak:
I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Amber D'Alessio:
I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Kristen Hadley: [[Varsity Blues (film)|Varsity Blues]
Her favorite movie is ].
Short girl: [[w:John Stamos|John Stamos]
One time, she met ] on a plane.
Jessica Lopez:
And he told her she was pretty.
Bethany Byrd:
One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome!
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