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Character Introductions and Observations in Mean Girls
Janis:
That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.
Damian:
She asked me how to spell "orange".
Janis:
And that little one? That's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian:
She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Janis:
Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.
Damian:
That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
Janis:
And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.
Damian:
She's the queen bee. The star. Those other two are just her little workers.
Janis:
Regina George... How do I even begin to explain Regina George?
Emma Gerber:
Regina George is flawless.
Lea Edwards:
She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
Mathlete Tim Pak:
I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Amber D'Alessio:
I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Kristen Hadley: [[Varsity Blues (film)|Varsity Blues]
Her favorite movie is ].
Short girl: [[w:John Stamos|John Stamos]
One time, she met ] on a plane.
Jessica Lopez:
And he told her she was pretty.
Bethany Byrd:
One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome!
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