Death to Smoochy - Chaos and Deception Unfold in Conversation
Angelo Pike:
He was jacked up higher than a prom dress in June.
Tommy Cotter: [at a funeral]
It's a shame this happened. Okay, now let's go pray and get shit-faced.
Nora Wells:
You're here to sell sugar and plastic.
Nora Wells:
Sheldon, He Set You Up! Look Up There he Is! He's Getting Away Sheldon! No! Sheldon!
Merv Green:
Wipe your forehead Frank, you got plenty of time to sweat.
Merv Green:
Eventually we all grow old and die, only sometimes the growing old part doesn't happen.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - A Father's Guidance for Future Heroes
Splinter: [first lines; voiceover]
You're extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York! A dark force is growing: a criminal organization known as the Foot Clan, so named because they step over the good people of this city with no regard. Their leader, the Shredder, will come at you with ferocity. His Foot Clan will outnumber you! The people of New York will look upon you as their only hope. Eyes focused. Elbows locked. Stance lowered. And we begin. Be one with the blades! Lead their path I know you are eager to answer their calls, but your training is not yet complete. The world below must remain your home. As your father, you must trust me. Patience. You're not yet ready to go above ground, but I believe when that day comes, when you rise to the streets, you will be responsible for amazing things.
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