Memorable Quotes from Darren Barnet
1 quoteUnexpected Arrivals at the Beach
Bea
(seeing Jonathan and her parents arrive on the beach) No fucking way.
Leo
Honey, look who’s here!
Bea
I cannot believe they did this.
Ben
Who is that?
Bea
That is my ex, Jonathan.
Jonathan
Hey, Bea!
Ben
What is he doing here?
Bea
My Black Hawk helicopter parents have been trying to get us back together for the past four months.
Ben
They flew him halfway across the world to your sister’s wedding? That’s some deep-off shit. They came to play.
Bea
That’s my parents. They think I’m throwing my life away.
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