Memorable Quotes from David Beard
2 quotesThe Challenge of Credibility in Court
Claude Elsinore
And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
The Judge
For the benefit of the court would you please explain "time coding.
Claude Elsinore
Well, uh... just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.
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Unexpected Marriage Announcement in Courtroom
Bob McKenzie
I do.
[in court, after being sworn in]
Doug McKenzie
I do.
Bob McKenzie
I guess we're married, clerk.
Doug McKenzie
Oh.
Bob McKenzie
Where's the honeymoon?
The Judge
Order, Order!
Bob McKenzie
Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast.
Doug McKenzie
Don't make me laugh, eh.
The Judge
I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to!
Bob McKenzie
He's startin to sound like the old man. Soon he'll be sending me out for beers.
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