David Beard Movies
David Beard Quotes
The Challenge of Credibility in Court
Claude Elsinore:
And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
The Judge:
For the benefit of the court would you please explain "time coding.
Claude Elsinore:
Well, uh... just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.
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Unexpected Marriage Announcement in Courtroom
Bob McKenzie: [in court, after being sworn in]
I do.
Doug McKenzie:
I do.
Bob McKenzie:
I guess we're married, clerk.
Doug McKenzie:
Oh.
Bob McKenzie:
Where's the honeymoon?
The Judge:
Order, Order!
Bob McKenzie:
Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast.
Doug McKenzie:
Don't make me laugh, eh.
The Judge:
I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to!
Bob McKenzie:
He's startin to sound like the old man. Soon he'll be sending me out for beers.
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