Session 9 - Consequences of Choices and Silence
Phil:
He was a liability. I mean, he brought it on himself... Didn't he? I mean, it's typical. Typical Henry: The wrong place, at the wrong time.
Gordon:
You did this?
Phil:
Gordon! I need you to wake up, and take a really, really good look at him... You know what I wouldn't do? I wouldn't tell anybody about this, because if they find out about Hank, they're going to find out about the others.
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Session 9 - Accidental Violence in Domestic Relationships
Gordon:
I hit Wendy.
Phil:
What?
Gordon:
It was Friday night. I wanted to celebrate gettin this job. I had the flowers, I had the champagne. I went into the kitchen. She was cookin pasta. I wanted to kiss her. She turned around and before I knew it, there was a pot of boiling water all over my leg. And I don't know if it was the dog barkin', I don't know if it was Emma cryin', but I slapped her. I hit my wife. I love my wife. It was an accident. But I slapped her for it.
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Session 9 - Reflections on Work and Commitment Issues
Phil:
You think I'm doing a bad job, Mike?
Mike: [indifferently, reading an old asylum journal]
No, you're doing fine.
Phil:
This used to be a great deal. Steady gigs, joking around, beers after work...
Mike:
Hey, look, it says here that eight were committed for "uncontrolled passion.
Phil: [irritably]
Then Emma came... Don't look at me like that, man. You know that's why we lost the last two gigs. He's tired, and he overbid.
Mike: [defensively]
Gordon loves being a father.
Phil:
Yeah, now he does. Now he loves it. But it was never in his heart. This was all Wendy's idea.
Mike:
Look, Phil. Just because you say you don't want something doesn't mean you don't want it. Six years ago, I didn't want to be a lawyer, but now I'm thinking...
Phil:
Wait. Who the fuck are you kidding? You shuck fiber with us, in there, okay? But that's - that's not what I am talking about. I am talking about fatherhood. It's screwing this guy's head up, and it's fucking his job up. At the very least, he should've canned Hank's ass six months ago, and you know it!
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Session 9 - Exploring the Dark Side of Mental Health
Bill:
This is where they'd keep the extreme patients. The psychotics... You know what they called Ward A? "The snake pit."... Either of you guys scared of the dark? Come on, over here.
Mary Hobbes: [voice of Simon]
Hello... Gordon.
Phil: [calling from a distance; shining flashlight]
Gordy? It's me, man! Come on!
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Session 9 - Regrets of Past Decisions in the Workplace
Gordon:
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Phil:
You mean aside from coming to work for you?... Well, I would have to say introducing Hank to Amy. That was pretty fucking stupid. I'd like to have that one back.
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Session 9 - Disappointment and its Consequences in Session 9
Phil:
It says here that 19 were committed due to disappointed expectations, Hank, they're talkin about you.
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Mad Dog and Glory - A Request for Melba Toast
Mad Dog:
I'll be right back.
Mike:
You're killing him, Mad Dog... Get him some Melba toast.
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Mad Dog and Glory - Memorable Drink Order and Unexpected Memory
Mike:
Chivas and milk... I never forget a neck!
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Mad Dog and Glory - Different Perspectives on Intimacy
Mike:
What? you got laid last night?
Mad Dog:
I don't get laid, I make love.
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King of New York - Rumors and Provocations in Confrontation Scene
Dennis Gilley:
I heard a rumor about you.
Frank White:
What's that?
Dennis Gilley:
I heard you got AIDS getting dicked up your ass in prison. That's what I heard.
Frank White:
I thought about you every time I jerked off, dickhead.
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