David Caruso Quotes

Dennis Gilley I heard a rumor about you.

Frank White What's that?

Dennis Gilley I heard you got AIDS getting dicked up your ass in prison. That's what I heard.

Frank White I thought about you every time I jerked off, dickhead.

Phil You think I'm doing a bad job, Mike?

Mike No, you're doing fine.

Phil This used to be a great deal. Steady gigs, joking around, beers after work...

Mike Hey, look, it says here that eight were committed for "uncontrolled passion.

Phil Then Emma came... Don't look at me like that, man. You know that's why we lost the last two gigs. He's tired, and he overbid.

Mike Gordon loves being a father.

Phil Yeah, now he does. Now he loves it. But it was never in his heart. This was all Wendy's idea.

Mike Look, Phil. Just because you say you don't want something doesn't mean you don't want it. Six years ago, I didn't want to be a lawyer, but now I'm thinking...

Phil Wait. Who the fuck are you kidding? You shuck fiber with us, in there, okay? But that's - that's not what I am talking about. I am talking about fatherhood. It's screwing this guy's head up, and it's fucking his job up. At the very least, he should've canned Hank's ass six months ago, and you know it!

Mike Chivas and milk... I never forget a neck!

Mad Dog I'll be right back.

Mike You're killing him, Mad Dog... Get him some Melba toast.

Mike What? you got laid last night?

Mad Dog I don't get laid, I make love.

Gordon What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Phil You mean aside from coming to work for you?... Well, I would have to say introducing Hank to Amy. That was pretty fucking stupid. I'd like to have that one back.

Gordon I hit Wendy.

Phil What?

Gordon It was Friday night. I wanted to celebrate gettin this job. I had the flowers, I had the champagne. I went into the kitchen. She was cookin pasta. I wanted to kiss her. She turned around and before I knew it, there was a pot of boiling water all over my leg. And I don't know if it was the dog barkin', I don't know if it was Emma cryin', but I slapped her. I hit my wife. I love my wife. It was an accident. But I slapped her for it.

Phil He was a liability. I mean, he brought it on himself... Didn't he? I mean, it's typical. Typical Henry: The wrong place, at the wrong time.

Gordon You did this?

Phil Gordon! I need you to wake up, and take a really, really good look at him... You know what I wouldn't do? I wouldn't tell anybody about this, because if they find out about Hank, they're going to find out about the others.

Bill This is where they'd keep the extreme patients. The psychotics... You know what they called Ward A? "The snake pit."... Either of you guys scared of the dark? Come on, over here.

Mary Hobbes Hello... Gordon.

Phil Gordy? It's me, man! Come on!

Phil It says here that 19 were committed due to disappointed expectations, Hank, they're talkin about you.