Memorable Quotes from David Hasselhoff
3 quotesFears and Frustrations at the Water's Edge
Deputy Fallon
I hate the water.
Andrew
I hate the fish!
Young Mother
David! Get away from that thing!
David Hasselhoff
(repeats) Little ginger moron.
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Self-Reflection and Friendship in a Crisis
David Hasselhoff
There he is. How's my little guy.
[E.B. turns around]
E.B.
Actually, David Hasselhoff, I've got a problem.
David Hasselhoff
Hmm. Is it the jitters? Believe me, even I used to get them. Now, I find a good way...
[he snaps his fingers and chairs are placed for him and E.B.]
E.B.
No, it's not the jitters, David. I'm starting to realize I might be a really selfish rabbit. Look, I love drumming, but when my friend needed me most, I left him in a house full of highly-trained ninja bunnies. What am I gonna do?
[interrupts the Hoff]
David Hasselhoff
Hmm, a dilemma as old as time itself.
E.B.
I know if I left right now, I'd be giving up fame.
David Hasselhoff
And ].
[[The Pirates! Band of Misfits|untold riches]
E.B.
And untold riches.
David Hasselhoff
And all the bunnies you could ever want.
E.B.
Yes, and all the... You're not really helping much, David, like, at all! And Fred could be in real trouble.
David Hasselhoff
Go to him. Go...to...him.
[pause, referring to Fred; gets up and turns around]
Announcer
Give it up for David Hasselhoff! It's the Hoff! Yeah!
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David Hasselhoff Expresses His Enthusiasm
David Hasselhoff
Stop, stop, stop, stop! I don't wanna hear it anymore.
[music stops]
Fred
Oh, c'mon, Mr. Hoff, we've been waiting all day. Give the guy a chance.
David Hasselhoff
I gave him a chance. I didn't like it. I loved it!
[drumroll as the camera moves closer to him]
E.B.
WOO-HOO! Yes!
David Hasselhoff
Hoff knows talent, and that rabbit's got talent!
[laughs]
E.B.
Thank you, David Hasselhoff! I will not let you down! This is a golden opportunity and one I intend to realize fully! Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit.
[jumps down from the drum set; pause]
David Hasselhoff
Little man, ]. Can you make it to a live taping of the show Saturday night? I'll send a limo.
[[Knight Rider|my best friend's a talking car; E.B. looks at Fred who shrugs; E.B. nods]
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