Piranha 3DD - Fears and Frustrations at the Water's Edge
Deputy Fallon:
I hate the water.
Andrew:
I hate the fish!
Young Mother:
David! Get away from that thing!
David Hasselhoff:
(repeats) Little ginger moron.
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Hop - Self-Reflection and Friendship in a Crisis
David Hasselhoff: [E.B. turns around]
There he is. How's my little guy.
E.B.:
Actually, David Hasselhoff, I've got a problem.
David Hasselhoff: [he snaps his fingers and chairs are placed for him and E.B.]
Hmm. Is it the jitters? Believe me, even I used to get them. Now, I find a good way...
E.B.: [interrupts the Hoff]
No, it's not the jitters, David. I'm starting to realize I might be a really selfish rabbit. Look, I love drumming, but when my friend needed me most, I left him in a house full of highly-trained ninja bunnies. What am I gonna do?
David Hasselhoff:
Hmm, a dilemma as old as time itself.
E.B.:
I know if I left right now, I'd be giving up fame.
David Hasselhoff: [[The Pirates! Band of Misfits|untold riches]
And ].
E.B.:
And untold riches.
David Hasselhoff:
And all the bunnies you could ever want.
E.B.:
Yes, and all the... You're not really helping much, David, like, at all! And Fred could be in real trouble.
David Hasselhoff: [pause, referring to Fred; gets up and turns around]
Go to him. Go...to...him.
Announcer:
Give it up for David Hasselhoff! It's the Hoff! Yeah!
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Hop - David Hasselhoff Expresses His Enthusiasm
David Hasselhoff: [music stops]
Stop, stop, stop, stop! I don't wanna hear it anymore.
Fred:
Oh, c'mon, Mr. Hoff, we've been waiting all day. Give the guy a chance.
David Hasselhoff: [drumroll as the camera moves closer to him]
I gave him a chance. I didn't like it. I loved it!
E.B.:
WOO-HOO! Yes!
David Hasselhoff: [laughs]
Hoff knows talent, and that rabbit's got talent!
E.B.: [jumps down from the drum set; pause]
Thank you, David Hasselhoff! I will not let you down! This is a golden opportunity and one I intend to realize fully! Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit.
David Hasselhoff: [[Knight Rider|my best friend's a talking car; E.B. looks at Fred who shrugs; E.B. nods]
Little man, ]. Can you make it to a live taping of the show Saturday night? I'll send a limo.
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