Splash - A Tense Encounter Between Two Characters
Claude:
Hey, Mr. Cornbeef?
Kornbluth:
Kornbluth!
Claude:
Whatcha lookin for down there? Buried treasure?
Kornbluth: [screams; dives off the ship into the water]
Wanna know what I'm lookin for? Boys? I'll tell ya. NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!! THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKIN FOR! Get outta my way!
Claude: [laughs]
That's pee down his air hose.
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Splash - Beach Island Transport Inquiry
Claude:
There's a guy down the beach that runs people out to the island.
Allen:
What's the name?
Claude:
The guy or the island?
Allen:
I'll find him.
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