Splash (1984)

"If you can't get a date, make one!"

"Someone you pass on the street may already be the love of your life."

"They changed her diapers. She changed their lives."

"Beyond the innocence of youth, and the wisdom of age, lies the wonder of... Cocoon"

"Have you ever had a really big secret?"

"For everyone who's ever been deeply in Love or deeply in debt."

"An average Joe. An adventurous comedy."

"To achieve the incredible, you have to attempt the impossible."

"He always wanted to be special... but he never expected this!"

"She's a girl from the big city. He's a reckless soldier of fortune. For a fabulous treasure, they share an adventure no one could imagine... or survive."

"The Oddest Couple Ever Unleashed!"

"A man's tradition every woman should know about."

"Roxanne dreamed of a handsome, intelligent, romantic man. C.D. Bales is two out of three… but looks aren't everything!"

"Take one Wall Street tycoon, his Fifth Avenue mistress, a reporter hungry for fame, and make the wrong turn in The Bronx...then sit back and watch the sparks fly."

"Mugged, bugged, chased and seduced. Why is every one after Tom Hanks?"

"Ready or not, here they come."

""Just The Facts.""

"He's a man of peace in a savage land... Suburbia."

"What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was the only someone for you?"

"It's a comedy. And a drama. Just like life."