Howard Morris Biography
Howard Morris (September 4, 1919 – May 21, 2005) was an American comic actor and director who was best known for his role as Ernest T. Bass on The Andy Griffith Show.
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Howard Morris Quotes
Lost Potential and Unexpected Discoveries
Dr. Zidell:
What's happened to you? You were the brightest student in my class. True, emotionally you were twelve years old.
Kornbluth:
I was twelve years old.
Dr. Zidell:
That's right. And look what you've become, a schmuck.
Kornbluth:
There is a mermaid in New York City.
Dr. Zidell:
Oh, oh, sure, sure. You mean this-this-this naked girl? How come she's got legs?
Kornbluth:
She has legs out of the water, she has fins in the water. You taught me that, Dr. Zidell, don't you remember? You taught me all the legends.
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