Tony Longo Biography
Tony Longo (August 19, 1961 – June 21, 2015) was an American actor. Longo appeared in numerous television series, including Family Matters, The Facts of Life, Laverne & Shirley, Simon & Simon, Alice, Perfect Strangers, High Tide, Renegade, Sydney, Las Vegas, Six Feet Under and Monk. His film credits include Sixteen Candles, Mulholland Drive, Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw, The Last Boy Scout, the 1994 version of Angels in the Outfield, The Cooler, Eraser, Suburban Commando, The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, and Drake and Josh.
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Tony Longo Quotes
Misunderstandings in Political Labels
Tony "Two-Toes:
There they are. Commie bastards.
Little Mike:
Actually, they're not Communists anymore. They're a federation of independent liberated states.
Tony "Two-Toes:
Don't make me hurt you, Mikey.
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Payment Dispute Among Criminals
Tony "Two-Toes: [Looking at a list of payments]
Is this all that came in?
Little Mike:
Infantino didn't pay.
Tony "Two-Toes: [Takes Mike's food from him]
What do you mean, he didn't pay? What did he say??
Johnny C: [Standing in the shadows with Kruger]
He said, "Tell that fat fuck Tony Two-Toes that I ain't gonna pay him another dime.
Tony "Two-Toes:
I know that voice, but it can't be him...unless he is a ghost.
Johnny C: [Steps into the light]
Boo.
Sal:
Johnny C? I thought you got whacked!
Johnny C:
Must've been some other guy.
Tony "Two-Toes:
Yeah? Some other guy rat out Vincenzo Canelli too?
Johnny C:
Hey, Canelli's a piece of shit.
Tony "Two-Toes:
I've got no love for Canelli either...but this time, this time you stepped over the line, Johnny.
Johnny C:
Hey, I'm still here.
Tony "Two-Toes:
No, what you did was wrong.
John Kruger: [Steps forward]
What he did was get a drug dealer and his poison off the streets.
Tony "Two-Toes: [Gestures to Kruger]
Who's da tree trunk?
Johnny C: [Introducing Kruger to everyone]
This is the guy who saved my ass That's Tony "Two-Toes", there's "Sally Boy", and that's "Little" Mike.
Little Mike: [To Johnny C]
Your funeral was absolutely beautiful, man!
Tony "Two-Toes: [To Kruger]
Listen, if Canelli finds out he's still breathing...
Johnny C: [To Kruger]
Screw Canelli, we've got bigger problems than that. Tell him.
John Kruger:
There's a major arms deal going down; A U.S. contractor is selling out to international terrorists.
Tony "Two-Toes:
Look, Mr. 60 Minutes, tell me something I don't know!
John Kruger:
It's going to be happening tonight...on your docks.
Tony "Two-Toes: [Stops laughing]
...That I didn't know.
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