Eraser - Misunderstandings in Political Labels
Tony "Two-Toes:
There they are. Commie bastards.
Little Mike:
Actually, they're not Communists anymore. They're a federation of independent liberated states.
Tony "Two-Toes:
Don't make me hurt you, Mikey.
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Eraser - Payment Dispute Among Criminals
Tony "Two-Toes: [Looking at a list of payments]
Is this all that came in?
Little Mike:
Infantino didn't pay.
Tony "Two-Toes: [Takes Mike's food from him]
What do you mean, he didn't pay? What did he say??
Johnny C: [Standing in the shadows with Kruger]
He said, "Tell that fat fuck Tony Two-Toes that I ain't gonna pay him another dime.
Tony "Two-Toes:
I know that voice, but it can't be him...unless he is a ghost.
Johnny C: [Steps into the light]
Boo.
Sal:
Johnny C? I thought you got whacked!
Johnny C:
Must've been some other guy.
Tony "Two-Toes:
Yeah? Some other guy rat out Vincenzo Canelli too?
Johnny C:
Hey, Canelli's a piece of shit.
Tony "Two-Toes:
I've got no love for Canelli either...but this time, this time you stepped over the line, Johnny.
Johnny C:
Hey, I'm still here.
Tony "Two-Toes:
No, what you did was wrong.
John Kruger: [Steps forward]
What he did was get a drug dealer and his poison off the streets.
Tony "Two-Toes: [Gestures to Kruger]
Who's da tree trunk?
Johnny C: [Introducing Kruger to everyone]
This is the guy who saved my ass That's Tony "Two-Toes", there's "Sally Boy", and that's "Little" Mike.
Little Mike: [To Johnny C]
Your funeral was absolutely beautiful, man!
Tony "Two-Toes: [To Kruger]
Listen, if Canelli finds out he's still breathing...
Johnny C: [To Kruger]
Screw Canelli, we've got bigger problems than that. Tell him.
John Kruger:
There's a major arms deal going down; A U.S. contractor is selling out to international terrorists.
Tony "Two-Toes:
Look, Mr. 60 Minutes, tell me something I don't know!
John Kruger:
It's going to be happening tonight...on your docks.
Tony "Two-Toes: [Stops laughing]
...That I didn't know.
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