The Bride - Recognition of True Friendship and Character
Rinaldo: [seeing Viktor's scars]
Oh, my... here's a man that's been mistreated in his life.
Viktor:
Not a real man.
Rinaldo:
Stuff and nonsense! I've been around the world a time or two, and I've travelled with many men for a long way or a short way, and I can't say I've ever had better company than I've had with you. You're a man to be reckoned with, in my books. You're a man of virtue.
Viktor: [smiling]
A friend?
Rinaldo: [shakes his hand]
Yes. I'm proud to call you that.
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Time Bandits - Divine Decisions and Consequences in Time Bandits
Supreme Being:
I should do something very extroverted and vengeful to you. Honestly, I'm too tired. So, I think I'll transfer you to the undergrowth department, brackens, small shrubs, that sort of thing... with a 19% cut in salary, backdated to the beginning of time.
Randall:
Oh, thank you, sir.
Supreme Being:
Yes, well, I am the nice one.
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Time Bandits - The Value of Money in Isolation
Kevin: [referring to Agamemnon,an ancient Greek king]
The money wasn't important to him.
Randall:
He didn't have anything to spend it on, did he? Stuck out in Greece. Lowest standard of living in Europe.
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Time Bandits - Uncertainty After the First Heist
Kevin:
Is it always like this after you've done a raid?
Fidgit:
I don't know. We've never done one before.
Kevin:
But I thought you were international criminals.
Randall:
Going to be. Going to be.
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Time Bandits - Desperation Amidst Unexpected Danger
Fidgit:
I wanna go home! I can't stand it! You're gonna get us all killed, Randall!
Randall:
Stop whimpering Fidget! How was I to know we were gonna run slap bang into an iceberg? It didn't say Get off before the iceberg on the ticket!
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Time Bandits - Conflict Over Leadership in a Gang
Randall:
Look, do you want to be leader of this gang?
Strutter:
No, we agreed: No leader!
Randall:
Right. So shut up and do as I say.
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Time Bandits - Debate on Robin Hood's Character and Legacy
Kevin:
I'll never get the chance to meet Robin Hood again.
Randall:
Oh, stop moaning. He's obviously a dangerous man, unbalanced if you ask me. Giving away what isn't even his!
Kevin:
That's what Robin Hood always did. Even I know that.
Randall:
Of course, you know it all.
Kevin:
He was one of my heroes.
Randall:
Heroes! Heroes! What do they know about a day's work?
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Time Bandits - Misunderstanding About the Poor
Robin Hood:
The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled. Have you met them at all?
Randall:
Who?
Robin Hood:
The poor.
Randall:
The poor?
Robin Hood:
Oh, you must meet them. I'm sure you'll like them. Of course they haven't got two pennies to rub together but that's because they're poor!
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Time Bandits - The Imperfections of the Universe Explained
Randall:
You see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?
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