David Rappaport Quotes

Robin Hood The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled. Have you met them at all?

Randall Who?

Robin Hood The poor.

Randall The poor?

Robin Hood Oh, you must meet them. I'm sure you'll like them. Of course they haven't got two pennies to rub together but that's because they're poor!

Rinaldo Oh, my... here's a man that's been mistreated in his life.

Viktor Not a real man.

Rinaldo Stuff and nonsense! I've been around the world a time or two, and I've travelled with many men for a long way or a short way, and I can't say I've ever had better company than I've had with you. You're a man to be reckoned with, in my books. You're a man of virtue.

Viktor A friend?

Rinaldo Yes. I'm proud to call you that.

Kevin Is it always like this after you've done a raid?

Fidgit I don't know. We've never done one before.

Kevin But I thought you were international criminals.

Randall Going to be. Going to be.

Kevin I'll never get the chance to meet Robin Hood again.

Randall Oh, stop moaning. He's obviously a dangerous man, unbalanced if you ask me. Giving away what isn't even his!

Kevin That's what Robin Hood always did. Even I know that.

Randall Of course, you know it all.

Kevin He was one of my heroes.

Randall Heroes! Heroes! What do they know about a day's work?

Fidgit I wanna go home! I can't stand it! You're gonna get us all killed, Randall!

Randall Stop whimpering Fidget! How was I to know we were gonna run slap bang into an iceberg? It didn't say Get off before the iceberg on the ticket!

Supreme Being I should do something very extroverted and vengeful to you. Honestly, I'm too tired. So, I think I'll transfer you to the undergrowth department, brackens, small shrubs, that sort of thing... with a 19% cut in salary, backdated to the beginning of time.

Randall Oh, thank you, sir.

Supreme Being Yes, well, I am the nice one.

Randall You see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?

Randall Look, do you want to be leader of this gang?

Strutter No, we agreed: No leader!

Randall Right. So shut up and do as I say.

Kevin The money wasn't important to him.

Randall He didn't have anything to spend it on, did he? Stuck out in Greece. Lowest standard of living in Europe.