Denis AkiyamaQuotes

Shane Wolfe: Gary, now!

Mr. Chun: AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!

Claire Fletcher: Couldn't let you have all the fun.

Scott: What's your problem, man? Hey, get off me!

Zoe: Oh, my God! What are you doing, you spaz? That's my boyfriend!

Shane Wolfe: So you're the one that has been breaking in! Go back inside!

Zoe: No!

Mr. Chun: Oh, we speak English, buddy.

Mrs. Chun: Look, about the sirens and the strobe lights. We own a bakery, so we're up kind of early. Would you mind?

Shane Wolfe: [sirens stop] Sorry.

Mr. Chun: Oh, and we found this in our pool filter. Try to keep that zoo reined in, huh, babysitter?

Scott: Yo, fool, handle me like that again and I'll be forced to lay knuckles upside your head.

Zoe: Okay. Enough is enough! Come on, Scott. Let's go. Come on.

Shane Wolfe: [pulls Scott back; Scott pulls out his wallet to give Shane $20] No, you don't. Get back here. Give me 20. I meant push-ups.

Scott: Zoe?

Shane Wolfe: [Scott does push-ups] Drop down! Do 20!

Zoe: Okay, this is not the Army or the Navy. Real nice move, Lieutenant Smooth. He'll probably never speak to me.

Shane Wolfe: Then I did you a favor.

Zoe: Whoa, personal bubble invasion.

Shane Wolfe: Your mother was worried sick about you. You should just call her and tell her the truth.

Zoe: [Zoe tries to kick Shane, but Shane grabs her foot] Oh, I'm sure you'll take care of that for me. Stay out of my life. Wait, you can't do this! I have plans! It's Saturday night! Ow!

Shane Wolfe: [slams the bedroom door; to Seth] Not anymore. You too. Lights out.

Seth: [scoffs] Bite me.

Shane Wolfe: Boy, this family is in for a rude awakening.

Violet: Gentlemen, I'll be sending Pac-Man's current coordinates to each of your car's GPSes. Let's locate and eliminate.

Will Cooper: Come on, guys.

Sam Brenner: [confused] Pac-Man's a bad guy?

Professor Iwatani: Pac-Man is not bad! I created him to bring joy to all the people of the world! They have brainwashed him! Deep down, he's kind, gentle. Someone you can tell your troubles to or grab a hamburger with.

Professor Iwatani: You'll see.

Violet: Professor Iwatani, get back in the car!

Sam Brenner: Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?!

Professor Iwatani: I will talk to him. He's my son!

Sam Brenner: No, that's a bad idea.

Professor Iwatani: [to Pac-Man] Hello, my sweet, little boy. Look how big you've grown. I'm so proud of you.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: It's so sweet. He's so sweet.

Professor Iwatani: But all these destructive things you're doing, it's wrong. I'm your father. I know, you're a good boy.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: NOOOOO!!!!

Professor Iwatani: SOMEBODY KILL THIS STUPID BITCH!!!!

Sam Brenner: [shocked and horrified] That was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff right there!

Eddie Plant: All right, losers! It's 3 on 1. Let's hit it!

Sam Brenner: Pac-Man's faster than I remember!

Eddie Plant: [he and the Arcaders sharply turn around a car.; The Arcaders go in different directions.] Pac-Man's always been faster than the ghosts. We're gonna have to out-maneuver his ass. Wonder-fro, you and Silver Medal break off. I'll stay with Big Yellow.

Violet: [sees Eddie's car going another way very quickly.] Whoa! Eddie, how did you do that so fast?

Eddie Plant: Cause I'm the champ, Lieutenant Long Legs.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: Nope!

Sam Brenner: What's up?

Eddie Plant: [kills Pac-Man] OH, YEAH!

Will Cooper: Good one, Eddie.

Eddie Plant: Whew.

Sam Brenner: [on radio] One down!

Violet: [the Arcaders go another way.] Two to go! All right, Pac-Man #2 just regenerated four streets away headed North Bound. Turn east at the next intersection. Brenner, go straight.

Sam Brenner: Got it.

Violet: [Ludlow does so] Ludlow, go left. Eddie, at the next intersection, turn left.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: We got him! He's got nowhere to go!

Sam Brenner: [shocked] Oh, God. No!

Violet: Oh, God, no" what?

Ludlow Lamonsoff: [Pac-Man starts chasing Ludlow; Ludlow runs away; Pac-Man starts eating Ludlow's Ghost Car, and he screams in terror; Ludlow barely escapes the Ghost Car before it gets eaten by Pac-Man. Then Pac-Man turns around and continues chasing Ludlow.; Ludlow runs for his life.] He ate the Power Pellet! Pac-Man has got 10 seconds where he can eat us! Why me?! Oh, God, don't eat me, don't eat me, don't eat me. Please, please don't eat me. GUYS! HELP! I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN! Why are you doing this to me? YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED! YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

Will Cooper: LUDLOW, RUN! PUMP YOUR LEGS! GO, BABY!

Will Cooper: [as the people in the office cheer] ATTABOY, EDDIE!

Eddie Plant: [chuckles] You just got fire-blasted, sucka!

Ludlow Lamonsoff: [makes finger guns at Eddie; weakly; faints from fear] Uh-huh.

Eddie Plant: [sighs] What?

Violet: How the Hell did he get over there so fast?

Sam Brenner: [to Eddie] Way to go, champ!

Eddie Plant: Aren't you glad you sprung me, Second Place?

Sam Brenner: [sarcastically; normally] Yeah. Thrilled. One more to go and it's Happy Hour.

Ludlow Lamonsoff: So I, I guess they're just leaving me here.

Eddie Plant: Now it's time for the hat trick.

Sam Brenner: Wow!

Violet: Brenner, it's on you. There are still 3 other Power Pellets out there, so stay alert.

Sam Brenner: I got this. If I don't, the world ends. Can't let that happen.

Will Cooper: Come on, Brenner. Come on.

Violet: Brenner, he's leading you directly towards one of the Power Pellets. Get out of there.

Sam Brenner: [with a game face] One.

Violet: [confused] What the Hell is he doing?

Sam Brenner: [backs up] Two.

Violet: [angrily] Damn it, Brenner, I have a son who I'd like to see grow up!

Sam Brenner: [Pac-Man chases him into parking garage] Three. You'll see your boy grow up. Four.

Violet: [alarmed] Brenner, get out! He's going to eat you!

Sam Brenner: [getting chased through the parking garage.; closes his eyes tight. The Ghost Car and Pac-Man fly through the air in slow motion, and Pac-Man opens his mouth, about to eat Sam Brenner.; barely kills Pac-Man Number Three. At normal speed, he lands on another part of the parking garage, and he breathes heavily, as Pac-Man powers down.] Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. ...Ten!

Will Cooper: [as everyone cheers wildly; He and his wife hug. Two Admiral's shake hands. Violet sees Sam Brenner exit his Ghost Car and chuckles in disbelief as Sam Brenner emerges from the parking garage] OH! OH! YOU DID IT! BRENNER! THAT'S THE ONE, BABY!

Man in Crowd: He's over here!