Memorable Quotes from Denis Akiyama
3 quotesDefining Pac-Man's True Nature and Purpose
Violet
Gentlemen, I'll be sending Pac-Man's current coordinates to each of your car's GPSes. Let's locate and eliminate.
Will Cooper
Come on, guys.
Sam Brenner
Pac-Man's a bad guy?
[confused]
Professor Iwatani
Pac-Man is not bad! I created him to bring joy to all the people of the world! They have brainwashed him! Deep down, he's kind, gentle. Someone you can tell your troubles to or grab a hamburger with.
Professor Iwatani
You'll see.
Violet
Professor Iwatani, get back in the car!
Sam Brenner
Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?!
Professor Iwatani
I will talk to him. He's my son!
Sam Brenner
No, that's a bad idea.
Professor Iwatani
Hello, my sweet, little boy. Look how big you've grown. I'm so proud of you.
[to Pac-Man]
Ludlow Lamonsoff
It's so sweet. He's so sweet.
Professor Iwatani
But all these destructive things you're doing, it's wrong. I'm your father. I know, you're a good boy.
Ludlow Lamonsoff
NOOOOO!!!!
Professor Iwatani
SOMEBODY KILL THIS STUPID BITCH!!!!
Sam Brenner
That was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff right there!
[shocked and horrified]
Eddie Plant
All right, losers! It's 3 on 1. Let's hit it!
Sam Brenner
Pac-Man's faster than I remember!
Eddie Plant
Pac-Man's always been faster than the ghosts. We're gonna have to out-maneuver his ass. Wonder-fro, you and Silver Medal break off. I'll stay with Big Yellow.
[he and the Arcaders sharply turn around a car.; The Arcaders go in different directions.]
Violet
Whoa! Eddie, how did you do that so fast?
[sees Eddie's car going another way very quickly.]
Eddie Plant
Cause I'm the champ, Lieutenant Long Legs.
Ludlow Lamonsoff
Nope!
Sam Brenner
What's up?
Eddie Plant
OH, YEAH!
[kills Pac-Man]
Will Cooper
Good one, Eddie.
Eddie Plant
Whew.
Sam Brenner
One down!
[on radio]
Violet
Two to go! All right, Pac-Man #2 just regenerated four streets away headed North Bound. Turn east at the next intersection. Brenner, go straight.
[the Arcaders go another way.]
Sam Brenner
Got it.
Violet
Ludlow, go left. Eddie, at the next intersection, turn left.
[Ludlow does so]
Ludlow Lamonsoff
We got him! He's got nowhere to go!
Sam Brenner
Oh, God. No!
[shocked]
Violet
Oh, God, no" what?
Ludlow Lamonsoff
He ate the Power Pellet! Pac-Man has got 10 seconds where he can eat us! Why me?! Oh, God, don't eat me, don't eat me, don't eat me. Please, please don't eat me. GUYS! HELP! I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN! Why are you doing this to me? YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED! YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
[Pac-Man starts chasing Ludlow; Ludlow runs away; Pac-Man starts eating Ludlow's Ghost Car, and he screams in terror; Ludlow barely escapes the Ghost Car before it gets eaten by Pac-Man. Then Pac-Man turns around and continues chasing Ludlow.; Ludlow runs for his life.]
Will Cooper
LUDLOW, RUN! PUMP YOUR LEGS! GO, BABY!
Will Cooper
ATTABOY, EDDIE!
[as the people in the office cheer]
Eddie Plant
You just got fire-blasted, sucka!
[chuckles]
Ludlow Lamonsoff
Uh-huh.
[makes finger guns at Eddie; weakly; faints from fear]
Eddie Plant
What?
[sighs]
Violet
How the Hell did he get over there so fast?
Sam Brenner
Way to go, champ!
[to Eddie]
Eddie Plant
Aren't you glad you sprung me, Second Place?
Sam Brenner
Yeah. Thrilled. One more to go and it's Happy Hour.
[sarcastically; normally]
Ludlow Lamonsoff
So I, I guess they're just leaving me here.
Eddie Plant
Now it's time for the hat trick.
Sam Brenner
Wow!
Violet
Brenner, it's on you. There are still 3 other Power Pellets out there, so stay alert.
Sam Brenner
I got this. If I don't, the world ends. Can't let that happen.
Will Cooper
Come on, Brenner. Come on.
Violet
Brenner, he's leading you directly towards one of the Power Pellets. Get out of there.
Sam Brenner
One.
[with a game face]
Violet
What the Hell is he doing?
[confused]
Sam Brenner
Two.
[backs up]
Violet
Damn it, Brenner, I have a son who I'd like to see grow up!
[angrily]
Sam Brenner
Three. You'll see your boy grow up. Four.
[Pac-Man chases him into parking garage]
Violet
Brenner, get out! He's going to eat you!
[alarmed]
Sam Brenner
Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. ...Ten!
[getting chased through the parking garage.; closes his eyes tight. The Ghost Car and Pac-Man fly through the air in slow motion, and Pac-Man opens his mouth, about to eat Sam Brenner.; barely kills Pac-Man Number Three. At normal speed, he lands on another part of the parking garage, and he breathes heavily, as Pac-Man powers down.]
Will Cooper
OH! OH! YOU DID IT! BRENNER! THAT'S THE ONE, BABY!
[as everyone cheers wildly; He and his wife hug. Two Admiral's shake hands. Violet sees Sam Brenner exit his Ghost Car and chuckles in disbelief as Sam Brenner emerges from the parking garage]
Man in Crowd
He's over here!
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Unexpected Teamwork in a Tense Moment
Shane Wolfe
Gary, now!
Mr. Chun
AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!
Claire Fletcher
Couldn't let you have all the fun.
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Confrontation Among Friends and Family
Scott
What's your problem, man? Hey, get off me!
Zoe
Oh, my God! What are you doing, you spaz? That's my boyfriend!
Shane Wolfe
So you're the one that has been breaking in! Go back inside!
Zoe
No!
Mr. Chun
Oh, we speak English, buddy.
Mrs. Chun
Look, about the sirens and the strobe lights. We own a bakery, so we're up kind of early. Would you mind?
Shane Wolfe
Sorry.
[sirens stop]
Mr. Chun
Oh, and we found this in our pool filter. Try to keep that zoo reined in, huh, babysitter?
Scott
Yo, fool, handle me like that again and I'll be forced to lay knuckles upside your head.
Zoe
Okay. Enough is enough! Come on, Scott. Let's go. Come on.
Shane Wolfe
No, you don't. Get back here. Give me 20. I meant push-ups.
[pulls Scott back; Scott pulls out his wallet to give Shane $20]
Scott
Zoe?
Shane Wolfe
Drop down! Do 20!
[Scott does push-ups]
Zoe
Okay, this is not the Army or the Navy. Real nice move, Lieutenant Smooth. He'll probably never speak to me.
Shane Wolfe
Then I did you a favor.
Zoe
Whoa, personal bubble invasion.
Shane Wolfe
Your mother was worried sick about you. You should just call her and tell her the truth.
Zoe
Oh, I'm sure you'll take care of that for me. Stay out of my life. Wait, you can't do this! I have plans! It's Saturday night! Ow!
[Zoe tries to kick Shane, but Shane grabs her foot]
Shane Wolfe
Not anymore. You too. Lights out.
[slams the bedroom door; to Seth]
Seth
Bite me.
[scoffs]
Shane Wolfe
Boy, this family is in for a rude awakening.
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