Wide Awake - The Pope's Relationship with God Explored
Mr. Beal:
Joshua, the pope is not God.
Joshua A. Beal:
I know that, but he's his best friend.
Mr. Beal:
We're not going to Rome.
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National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 - Consequences of Hasty Decisions
Gen. Morters:
Where's the microfilm, Mike?
Mike McCracken:
I don't know, I gave it to York. I thought she was one of your men.
Gen. Morters:
Act in haste, repent in leisure.
Mike McCracken:
But he who hesitates is lost.
Gen. Morters:
Never judge a book by its cover.
Mike McCracken:
What you see is what you get.
Gen. Morters:
Loose lips, sink ships.
Mike McCracken:
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing or fighting, my friend.
Gen. Morters:
Sorry Mike, no good.
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The Ref - Confronting Privilege and Identity
Lloyd:
Why don't you just give yourself up?
Gus:
What'd you say?
Lloyd:
Well, you're not going to kill an entire family. It's over. I mean, you're not the type. You're a thief, not a killer. That's obvious.
Gus:
I hate guys like you, you know, with your Jeep Grand Cherokee's and your Nicaraguan maids and your ping-zing golf clubs. Every goddamn thing in the world handed to you. I mean, what fuckin purpose do you people serve?
Lloyd:
You're a criminal. What possible purpose could you serve?
Gus:
Fuck you, Lloyd! I work for a living, okay? I have a skill. I'm in the game pal. What do you do except take up fuckin space?
Lloyd:
If you're so skilled, what are you doing stuck here?
Gus:
Let me tell you something. I could break into any house, anywhere, anytime. Take whatever I want. In and out in ten minutes. No prints, no evidence. Nothing. If what's-his-name hadn't installed that fuckin road runner booby trap I'd be in Jamaica by now.
Lloyd:
Mmm, I'm impressed.
Gus:
Nah, you people don't get impressed do you? Huh? Life just bores the shit outta you people. Well, I'm sorry. We don't all have rich mommies and daddies we can live off of or open restaurants when we get bored playing tennis.
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The Ref - Timing of Christmas Gift Opening
Gus:
Caroline and Loyd will get the coffee and deserts, then we'll be opening presents.
Connie:
We can't open presents til midnight.
Gus:
Why not?
Connie:
Because it's not Christmas until midnight!
Gus:
We'll be changing the rules, a little bit. We are opening the presents now. Not later, now. Why? We're adults, and we can open our presents, WHENEVER WE WANT!
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The Ref - Conflict Escalates Among Characters
Gus:
You know what, lady? I'd like to tie you to the back of a fucking truck.
Rose:
You don't have the balls.
Lloyd:
Don't do it! It's not worth it.
Gus:
I fucking hate her, Lloyd!
Lloyd:
I know, I know.
Gus:
What is the matter with you? I thought mothers were sweet and nice a-a-and patient. I know loan sharks who are more forgiving than you. Your husband ain't dead, lady. He's hiding.
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The Ref - Exploring Heritage and Identity in Dialogue
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The Ref - Search for Murray in a bar
Gus:
Is there a Murray there?
Bartender: [''to the patrons''; ''silence'']
Is there a Murray here?
Bartender: [''into the phone'']
I don't think he's here, pal.
Gus:
See if there's a waste of fucking life named Murray, try that.
Bartender: [''to the patrons'']
Is there a fucking waste of life named Murray here?
Murray:
Gussy? Yeah that's me.
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The Ref - Reality Check for the Younger Generation
Gus: [[w:Happy Days|Happy Days]
Look kid... what I do, running around, stealing stuff, may sound great when you're 14 years old, but it sucks just a little bit when you're 35. No house, no family. I got a partner who's 56, alcoholic... he still can't understand why they took ] off the air. And then I got to turn on the TV every day and see kids like you, one after another on these talk shows. You got everything, opportunities up the ass, you got a family to come home to, and what do you do? You sit around, and you bitch and you moan, because things don't go your way. Well, you know what, kid? Welcome to the real world, where most times things don't go your fucking way.
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The Ref - A Mute Would Improve This Family Dynamic
Gus:
Do you know what this family needs? A mute.
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The Ref - Power and Authority in Conflict Resolution
Gus:
From now on, the only person who gets to yell at is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.
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Demolition Man - Finding Balance in a Controlled Society
Chief George Earle:
What will we do? How will we live?
Edgar Friendly:
I'll tell you what we're gonna do... we're gonna go out drinking, get shit-faced and paint the town literally; put up graffiti, slogans... it'll be a blast!
John Spartan: [turns to Earle; turns to Scraps]
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna do: Why don't you get a little dirty... ...and you, a lot clean. And somewhere in the middle... I don't know, you'll figure it out.
Alfredo Garcia:
Fuckin A!
Spartan:
Well put.
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Demolition Man - Embracing Freedom in a Controlled Society
Edgar Friendly: [explaining to Spartan why the Scraps live underground]
You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've seen the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Mayer Wiener." You live up top, you live Cocteau's way: what he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here... and maybe starve to death.
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Small Soldiers - Innovative Ideas for Next-Generation Toys
Gil Mars: [[w:Mount Rushmore|Mt. Rushmore; [Abraham Lincoln; [w:Claudia Schiffer|Claudia Schiffer]
Y'know what I'm sick of? I'm sick of commercials that show us 4x4 trucks popping up to the top of ] and parking on top of ]'s head, okay? I'm sick of shampoo commercials that try to convince women that they can look like ] after one cycle of rinse and repeat. What if these toys could actually talk? What if they could walk? What if they could actually kick ass? I'm talking about toys that are so smart, when kids play with them, they play back. Toys, in short, gentlemen, that actually do what they do in the commercials.
Irwin Wayfair:
Well, that's an interesting idea.
Gil Mars: [[w:Eveready Battery Company|Eveready]
Forget about this batteries-not-included crap. We're gonna stick in a lifetime Globotech lithium cell. Keep these things running forever. That'll piss off the guys at ].
Larry Benson: [chuckles]
Yeah. Hey, how's this for a slogan? "The Commando Elite: Anything else is just a toy.
Gil Mars:
Everything else is just a toy.
Larry Benson:
Th-That's good, too. Sure.
Irwin Wayfair:
Uh, sir? Uh, you know, that kind of, uh, computing power doesn't really seem feasible right now, and--
Larry Benson:
Irwin, Irwin. We're members of the GloboTech family. Surely, we can hunt down that technology.
Gil Mars:
We can make missiles that can hunt down one unlucky bastard 7,000 miles away and stick a nuclear warhead right up his ass. I don't think we're gonna have a problem with this.
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