Memorable Quotes from DeRay Davis
7 quotesShifting Roles in Team Dynamics
Spooner
I got an idea. Why don't you do some work around here and I'll go get the clutch.
Nick Castle
Cause I'm the Skipper, and you're Gilligan.
Spooner
Like that? After all the "we", now I'm just Gilligan. I'm by myself, huh?
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Skipper and Gilligan Dynamic in The Fog
Sean Castle
Why do I have to drive?
Spooner
Because I'm the Skipper, and you're Gilligan.
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DEA Officers Make Arrest in Action Scene
Tom Hanson
Goddamn it! Tom Hanson, DEA!
[pointing gun at Schmidt and Jenko]
Tom Hanson
On your knees now!
Officer Doug Penhall
Fuck! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under arrest!
Domingo
What the...
Officer Doug Penhall
Put your guns on the ground!
Schmidt
Yes! Yes!
Tom Hanson
Shut the fuck up! You dweebs just ruined a five year investigation!
Schmidt
We had no idea, you're like, an amazing actor, man.
Domingo
You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man!
Tom Hanson
Tough titty, I fucked her too!
Domingo
What?
Tom Hanson
You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a fake nose. You want to wear a fake nose on your fucking head? For, like, months on end!
Schmidt
There are worse things in the world.
Tom Hanson
We had to get fucking tattoos on our dicks, man!
Officer Doug Penhall
Actually, I just said that to mess with you.
Tom Hanson
What?
Officer Doug Penhall
It looks tough.
Jenko
Hey, man, look we know what it's like being undercover. Metro Police, Jump Street division.
Tom Hanson
You're with the Jump Street? That's funny, because we were actually Jump Street.
Jenko
What? That's crazy, man!
Tom Hanson
Yeah!
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Miscommunication Leads to Frustration in Crisis
Tom
Get in the car, Marvin, or you're gonna die!
Marvin
Okay...(reaches for handle but the door is locked. looks at Tom)
Tom
Well, wait while I...(tries to unlock door but Marvin pulls handle at the same time. This happens a few times.) Don't do that.
Tom
Okay, on the count of three. One! Two! Three! (Tom unlocks door but again Marvin pulls handle) Why would you do that? Why would you go at the same time I do? That's what all this is about!!
Marvin
Hey, you said go on three.
Tom
What the fuck?
Marvin
Wait, your three, or my three?
Tom
There's only one three! You go on four!
Marvin
So, now I gotta go on four? You're makin the black man wait for you?!
Tom
Just go on four! One...
Marvin
No. No one. I'm out. I'll take the next one, that okay with you. (backs away)
Tom
Sheesh...attitude. (puts car in drive and leaves)
Marvin
For real...I'd rather be dead. (gets zapped by Tri-pod.)
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Preparing for the Spotlight on Television
Jackie
There'll be a lotta television cameras out there so we just gotta be tip top.
Clarence Coffee Black
So what's the plan?
Jackie
Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on TV.
Bee Bee Ellis
What the hell is that?
Jackie
It's eyeliner, dummy! Now who's first? Monix?
Monix
Oh, yeah... Let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.
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A Challenging Proposition Between Friends
Jenko
Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo
You want to beat my dick off?
[looks surprised]
Jenko
I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!
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Legacy of Guilt and Innocence
Father Malone
We're the children of murderers. All of us. Wayne, Castle, Williams, Malone...
Kathy Williams
But we haven't done anything.
Spooner
Yeah, keep my father out of this. We from Chicago.
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