21 Jump Street - A Challenging Proposition Between Friends
Jenko:
Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: [looks surprised]
You want to beat my dick off?
Jenko:
I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!
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21 Jump Street - DEA Officers Make Arrest in Action Scene
Tom Hanson: [pointing gun at Schmidt and Jenko]
Goddamn it! Tom Hanson, DEA!
Tom Hanson:
On your knees now!
Officer Doug Penhall:
Fuck! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under arrest!
Domingo:
What the...
Officer Doug Penhall:
Put your guns on the ground!
Schmidt:
Yes! Yes!
Tom Hanson:
Shut the fuck up! You dweebs just ruined a five year investigation!
Schmidt:
We had no idea, you're like, an amazing actor, man.
Domingo:
You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man!
Tom Hanson:
Tough titty, I fucked her too!
Domingo:
What?
Tom Hanson:
You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a fake nose. You want to wear a fake nose on your fucking head? For, like, months on end!
Schmidt:
There are worse things in the world.
Tom Hanson:
We had to get fucking tattoos on our dicks, man!
Officer Doug Penhall:
Actually, I just said that to mess with you.
Tom Hanson:
What?
Officer Doug Penhall:
It looks tough.
Jenko:
Hey, man, look we know what it's like being undercover. Metro Police, Jump Street division.
Tom Hanson:
You're with the Jump Street? That's funny, because we were actually Jump Street.
Jenko:
What? That's crazy, man!
Tom Hanson:
Yeah!
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Semi-Pro - Preparing for the Spotlight on Television
Jackie:
There'll be a lotta television cameras out there so we just gotta be tip top.
Clarence Coffee Black:
So what's the plan?
Jackie:
Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on TV.
Bee Bee Ellis:
What the hell is that?
Jackie:
It's eyeliner, dummy! Now who's first? Monix?
Monix:
Oh, yeah... Let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.
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The Fog - Skipper and Gilligan Dynamic in The Fog
Sean Castle:
Why do I have to drive?
Spooner:
Because I'm the Skipper, and you're Gilligan.
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The Fog - Shifting Roles in Team Dynamics
Spooner:
I got an idea. Why don't you do some work around here and I'll go get the clutch.
Nick Castle:
Cause I'm the Skipper, and you're Gilligan.
Spooner:
Like that? After all the "we", now I'm just Gilligan. I'm by myself, huh?
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The Fog - Legacy of Guilt and Innocence
Father Malone:
We're the children of murderers. All of us. Wayne, Castle, Williams, Malone...
Kathy Williams:
But we haven't done anything.
Spooner:
Yeah, keep my father out of this. We from Chicago.
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Scary Movie 4 - Miscommunication Leads to Frustration in Crisis
Tom:
Get in the car, Marvin, or you're gonna die!
Marvin:
Okay...(reaches for handle but the door is locked. looks at Tom)
Tom:
Well, wait while I...(tries to unlock door but Marvin pulls handle at the same time. This happens a few times.) Don't do that.
Tom:
Okay, on the count of three. One! Two! Three! (Tom unlocks door but again Marvin pulls handle) Why would you do that? Why would you go at the same time I do? That's what all this is about!!
Marvin:
Hey, you said go on three.
Tom:
What the fuck?
Marvin:
Wait, your three, or my three?
Tom:
There's only one three! You go on four!
Marvin:
So, now I gotta go on four? You're makin the black man wait for you?!
Tom:
Just go on four! One...
Marvin:
No. No one. I'm out. I'll take the next one, that okay with you. (backs away)
Tom:
Sheesh...attitude. (puts car in drive and leaves)
Marvin:
For real...I'd rather be dead. (gets zapped by Tri-pod.)
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