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Devin Ratray Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Devin Ratray

9 quotes
Home Alone
Family Dynamics in a Crisis Situation
Kevin I made my family disappear!
[has a flashback to what his family told him the night before]
Megan Kevin, you're completely helpless.
Linnie You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompétents.
Buzz Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.
Jeff Kevin, you are such a disease!
Kate There are 15 people in this house, and you're the only one who has to make trouble.
Frank Look what you did, you little jerk!
Kevin I made my family disappear.
[smiles, to himself]
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Christmas Greetings at the McCallister Hotel
Cedric Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir. Merry Christmas, sir.
[hands it to Buzz; holds out his hand for a tip]
Buzz Oh, uh, hmm.
[hands over the gum he has been chewing]
Cedric Nice family, really.
[deadpan, to himself]
Buzz Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Daa-aad!
[to himself, reading bill, smirking; in sing-song voice; Outside, Kevin is with the Pigeon Lady in Central Park]
Peter KEVIN!!! YOU SPENT NINE HUNDRED SIXTY-SEVEN DOLLARS ON ROOM SERVICE?!
[off-screen; furiously screaming from the hotel; Kevin, startled, gasps and runs off]
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Vacation Preparations and Concerns Among Family Members
Frank Where are my golf balls?
Tracy Anyone seen my sun block?
Sondra What's the point of going to Florida if you're gonna put on sun block?
Megan I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted.
Buzz Great, Now, you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin.
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Home Alone
Struggles with Packing a Suitcase
Kevin I don't know how to pack a suitcase. I've never done it once in my whole life!
Jeff Tough.
Kevin That's what Megan said.
Megan What did I say?
Jeff You told Kevin "Tough".
Megan The dope was whining about a suitcase. What was I supposed to do, shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"?
Kevin I'm not an idiot!
Megan Oh, really? You're completely helpless! Everyone has to do everything for you.
Jeff She's right, Kev.
Kevin Excuse me, puke-breath, I'm a lot smaller than you! I don't know how to pack a suitcase!
Linnie Hey, I hope you didn't just pack crap, Jeff.
Jeff Shut up, Linnie.
Kevin You know what I should pack?
Jeff Buzz told you, cheek-face. Toilet paper and water.
Linnie Listen, Kev, what are you so worried about? You know Mom's gonna pack your stuff anyway. You're what the French call "les incompetents".
Kevin What?
Jeff Bombs away!
[throws his bag down the stairs which lands at Harry's feet]
Linnie P.S. You have to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he's gonna wet the bed.
Kevin This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone! Did you hear me? I'm living alone! I'm living alone!
[jumps up and down in frustration as Harry looks up at him]
Rod Who's gonna feed your spider while we're gone?
[taps on the spider's tank]
Buzz He just ate a load of mice guts. He should be good for a couple weeks. Is it true French babes don't shave their pits?
Rod Some don't.
Buzz But they got nude beaches.
Rod Not in the winter.
Kevin Buzz?
Buzz Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?
Kevin Can I sleep in your room? I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.
Buzz I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass! Check it out. Old man Marley.
Rod Who's he?
Buzz You ever heard of the South Bend Shovel Slayer?
Rod No.
Buzz That's him. Back in 58, he murdered his whole family and half the people on this block... with a snow shovel. Been hiding out in this neighborhood ever since.
Rod If he's the shovel slayer, how come the cops don't arrest him?
Buzz Not enough evidence to convict. They never found the bodies. But everyone around here knows he did it. It'll just be a matter of time... before he does it again.
Rod What's he doing now?
Buzz He walks up and down the streets every night... salting the sidewalks.
Rod Maybe he's just trying to be nice.
Buzz No way. See that garbage can full of salt? That's where he keeps his victims. The salt turns the bodies into mummies.
Kevin Mummies!
[whispering]
Buzz Yeow! Look out!
[as Marley spots them, he quickly closes the curtains]
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Repetitive Request for Kevin's Item
Peter This Kevin's? Give this to Kevin.
Kate Give this... Give this to Kevin.
[tries to pass it to Frank, who waves her off; she passes it to Leslie instead]
Leslie Give this to Kevin.
Tracy Give this to Kevin.
Linnie Kevin.
Buzz Give this to Kevin.
Rod Give this to Kevin.
Sondra Give this to Kevin.
Megan Give this to Kevin.
Jeff Give this to Kevin.
Brooke Give this to Kevin.
Fuller Here you go, Kevin. Kevin's not here.
[notices elderly couple standing next to him instead of Kevin; passes bag up the line]
Brooke Kevin's not here.
Jeff Kevin's not here.
Megan Kevin's not here.
Sondra Kevin's not here.
Rod Kevin's not here.
[passes bag to Linnie, skipping Buzz]
Linnie Kevin's not here.
Tracy Kevin's not here.
Leslie Kevin's not here.
[passes bag to Kate, skipping Frank]
Kate Kevin's not here.
[gives bag to Peter]
Peter What?!
[incredulously]
Kate KEVIN!!!!!!!!!
[laughs, but immediately gasps in shock, then screams at the top of her lungs in alarm; faints]
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
An Apology for Immature Pranks
Buzz Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'd like to apologize for whatever displeasure I might've caused you.
Kevin What?
Buzz My prank was immature and ill-timed.
Frank Immature or not, it was pretty gol-dern hilarious.
Buzz I'd also like to apologize to my brother. Kevin, I'm sorry.
Kate Oh, Buzz, that was very nice. Kevin, do you have something to say?
[the whole family claps their hands and stops, waiting for Kevin to say something]
Buzz Beat that, you little trout-sniffer.
Kevin I'm not sorry! I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me! And since he gets away with everything, I let him have it! And since you're all so stupid to believe his lies, I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not! Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway?
Kate Kevin!
Peter Kevin, you walk out of here, you sleep on the third floor.
Fuller Yeah, with me.
Kevin So what else is new?
Frank You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss! Your dad's paying good money for it!
Kevin Oh, I wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate!
Buzz What a troubled young man.
Kevin They're all a bunch of jerks.
Kate Hi. You know, Kevin, the last time we all tried to take a trip, we had a problem that started just like this.
Kevin Yeah, with me getting dumped on.
Kate I don't care for your choice of words. That's not what happened last time, and it's not what's happening this time. Buzz apologized to you.
Kevin Yeah, then he called me a trout-sniffer. He didn't mean what he said. He was just sucking up to you.
Kate Okay, why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over? When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and the rest of the family, you can come down.
Kevin I'm not apologizing to Buzz! I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!
Kate Then you can stay up here for the rest of the night.
Kevin Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. And do you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys. And I'd have the most fun in my whole life.
Kate Well, you got your wish last year. Maybe you'll get it again this year.
Kevin I hope so!
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Family's Concern for Lost Child in New York
Kate We're goin to New York, move it!
[to everyone]
Buzz Yes!
Kate He ran away from the hotel when they questioned him about the card. He must be so scared, Peter.
Peter I wonder if he'd know enough to go to my brother's place.
Kate Aren't they in Paris?
Peter Maybe they have a house sitter.
Kate I thought you said they were renovating.
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Home Alone
Buzz Confronts Kevin About His Room
Buzz KEVIN!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!
[off-screen, shocked]
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Home Alone
Frustration Over Family Separation
Megan This is so pointless.
Buzz What?
Megan We're here rotting in this apartment, Kevin's at home, Mom's at the airport.
Buzz So?
Megan You're not at all worried about Kevin?
Buzz Why should I be? He's acted like a jerk one too many times, and now he caught it in the butt.
Megan He's so little and helpless. Don't you think he's flipped out?
Buzz The trout can use a couple of days in the real world.
Megan You're not worried that something might happen to him?
Buzz No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we have smoke detectors. And D, we live in the most boring street in the whole United States of America where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.
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